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So...remember when the Fruitcakes were talking about having more radio progrems to make up for being lazy so much last year for some reason? The year is over. Our Christmas gift to the Twelve: Lots more shows next year. Yeah...about that. Nothing's happened yet, and January's almost up. I'm not saying heads should roll here, but I hate to be proven right yet again. At this rate I should just

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Time to do my CM Punk impersonation here."I'm BBAACCKK!!!"Missed me gang? "The Other RD" here Raging_Demons on wrestlecrapradio.com. Some of you might know me by now as my previous work on NoDQ.com, AngryMarks, & F.A.N. (my low point in my career so far). Yes I did piss off the YouTube IWC off but thanks to work & school I was hiding away for a bit. Thanks to a little thing called "illegal

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As skillfully done on Microsoft Excel. The trendline shows a slight increase of the average of Brakestown's antics on air. Of course, that line may not be fully accurate, but making it to match more accurate measures is hard work, and the MathTrolla hasn't been invented yet (which would probably turn out to look like an old Casio calculator with half of its buttons not functioning properly).

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by iggy December 16, 2011 30 Seconds with Blade Sir Alec Heineken Angry Jim at Dollar General #hot ashley mess #raisins

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It should be a joyous time around the offices of Clarence "Showstealer" Mason: Attorney at Law. It should be time for reflection and celebration; not only did I get the Trolla corporation buyout done, (Cause seriously, that Chris Engler guy...just between you and me I think he may have had something to do with the destruction of the Nation of Domination's locker room. I've got my eye on you

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115 minutes Blade is drunk (thankfully) but even he knows the (Christmas?) Fruitcakes haven't done much since Black Friday, when he had a Freudian fascination with penises. He also remembers being punished by eating sub sandwiches. I don't blame him. RD was equally 'punished' by egg rolls for some reason. This I CAN blame him for because I love egg rolls. You know who else is being punished

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81 minutes Random musical discussion plagues us on this "Wrestlemania" of the progrem, so Mike Check calls to join in. (:05) RD Strongbows him. "There's no one listening to this show now," he says before he begs (to no one listening to this show now) for gifts (get them in before the 13th, kids!). RD on Blade's rowdiness: "Sometimes we have creative differences." Tom Cruise in Born on the

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The holiday season brings a load of new cases and fun, merry, and goodwill towards all men, which means only one thing; more paydays for me. So yeah....I kinda missed the last update. Sorry about that. [At least I pay well, I'm happy for that! A well paid man is an honorable one - PB] This week though I'm going to look at two talents that have had very different ways of trying to get over and

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by iggy December 2, 2011 Sin Cara's Member Angry Jim's Black Friday RD's Black Friday Blade's Black Friday #lawnmowin' #barbecue

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71 minutes Wow, they're even lifelike! A rather excited RD reads through his latest copy of Fighting Spirit Magazine (which he gets Lord Alfred to shill for). It's not just because he once again has his regular column for it, but rather due to a cover story involving Blade's dear Centaur lady. It's not complete without a bad pun that even the crickets would ignore for being too terrible,

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by iggy November 11, 2011 Blade's ex-girlfriend thrusts. Double Kelly references Rafiki. Mike Check calls. The Haiti Kid is alive. Chyna wrote a letter. Blade creeps for Maryse. HOW: The Chief Jay Strongbow Story #occupy this #recession that My "Occupy WrestleCrap" sign: MORE MIKE CHECK

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I can't say I blame Roddy Piper for wanting to feed poison to Vince. God knows after the shit we've had shoved down our throats for the past few years I'd want to poison him too....on the 0.01% that it might give him super intellect and make him see that what he's booking is fucking stupid. [He'd make a worthy super-villain in my opinion.] But that's just me. Halloween is the time for evil it

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73 minutes "Don't work for Vince Russo"? It is the Witching Season once again, which gives the Fruitcakes ample opportunity to fluster and filibuster and fart around as per their idiom. Of course they do it all the time, but it's even more so in this case. Blade has 'morals' that he hangs on his wall. He repeats about the time he wore a Darth Maul outfit and Don Mason wore a star on his face.

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by iggy October 28, 2011 Don Mason dressed as Paul Stanley. A cleaner show Mork & Mindy suspenders King's Island trick-or-treating Huey the Ghoul is hyper. Satan The Honky Tonk Mailman and friends are out trick-or-treating as The Flintstones. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's new Halloween PSA #bubblegum cards #imagine that Take care.

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by iggy October 21, 2011 Johnny Six intro Angry Jim versus Johnny Ace John Thomas Honky Tonk Mailman Gay Popeye David Lee Roth Corporal Kirchner as a car Stubby BM Punk Satan Mike Check #have you ever noticed #manly voice I fell asleep three times.

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It's been nearly 3 months since we've (and by extension the Fruitcakes) had to do anything, so you can't expect solid gold the first time out. Case in point, this column which is probably going to suck. There's plenty of things to discuss. I could talk about how the WWE totally screwed up and basically buried one of the hottest things they had in years in CM Punk just so we could have the second

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137 minutes (!) If their arrows blot out the sun, it would help global warming. Despite missing two months to who knows what, things are back to 'normal', at least before the duo takes the year off due to someone breaking their back or something. And what better way to do that than to reminisce, both with the Fruitcakes and other Listeners favorite moments on a forum thread. Even RD has

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by iggy August 4, 2011 RD hurts his back. Shelly Martinez will call you if you pay her. Sir Alec reads texts from Maryse's stalker. Sting has a Bird. Troma causes a rift. #dolphin man #coyotes I don't usually do anything around here except found (I am constantly founding this site), but I've become addicted to cutting up audio. Will this feature stick? Or will it pass without comment

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Yeah I know. I missed on the last update. I wish I could tell you something that would be a worthy excuse as to why I no-showed but the truth was I had the flu and the column is kind of hard to do when you're concentrating on keeping your bodily organs WITHIN your body. It has been interesting to watch though in the past few weeks. Even if the whole CM Punk deal has the smell of "Botch" in the

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73 minutes Emperor, are they REALLY going to harp on this episode milestone constantly over and over to replace the fact that they always have fuck all to actually discuss on the radio progrem? Apparently the answer is yes. "That's what this show's become," RD admits. Sad News: both men are hurting bad, although it's more from day to day life rather than injuries from equally angered Listeners.

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And you have the spare money for it, why not donate to help keep site and site-r going? Any amount is always appreciated and I'll be sure to give a thanking mention on the day's posts. So what might you be waiting for? Come on, you know you want to.

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by iggy July 22, 2011 Ride Donald Duck Shelly Martinez was supposed to call long ago. Sir Alec reads PETA's letter to Shawn Michaels. New Jack facebooks Terri Runnels. Satan calls. WrestleCrap Radio Parties? Mike Check got around. Angry Jim Ross scares children. Blade stumbles upon a Mike Tyson impression. #fascinating #salmon suit I've got nothing to say.

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82 minutes Using the opportunity of C.M. Punk 'escaping' WWE with the Belt, Triple H has finally taken his revenge against Vince for making in The Chaperone and has temporarily replaced him on screen. My advice for his first order of business: remove whoever is running WWE Studios with someone more competent. A rare deal this week only: you can have the Archive Disk for only $15! Related to

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by iggy July 1, 2011 RD has something to say. Randy Savage got excited at SummerSlam '88. Angry Jim Ross sounds like Freddy Kreuger. Satan recites Gorgeous George's facebook rant. When's the next show? CM Punk shoots. BM Punk shoots. #lex express #happy 4th of july This was the third minisode produced. That's one more edition than "WCR References." Anyone who wants to revive that feature

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Watch the video package by Lanny's Perm Juice here & here. Click here for episode recap. . . . . List by Erik Majorwitz (as found here) R.D. Reynolds finally pays up on his Pro Bowl bet, from when, the boys don't know, but believe it was from 2004 or 1983. Special Guests: "Angry" Jim Ross, Satan, BM Punk, Randy Baer, Troy Ferguson, and Glen Danzig w/ impostors I've Something to Say #1:

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Wow. We're finally updating? It's been so long since we had an update I was beginning to think there'd never be one and up until Wednesday I had no idea what I was going to write about. See, I've slacked off a bit from my duties as a wrestling fan. Not because the product has gotten worse or anything, I mean the WWE are at least trying to make new stars, like R-Truth's push, that's been a great

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101 minutes The AFC lost the Pro Bowl, so RD must recite many listener-submitted insults. This is despite him trying to make everyone forget about his debt by having so many weeks pass without updating the radio progrem. A noble attempt to be sure, but futile. But it's no time like the present, and the Co-Fruitcakes have to make it up by discussing the passing of Randy Savage. (:09 - :17) He

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by iggy May 20, 2011 RD has a WWE Niagra Falls t-shirt. Bicentennial Memories Ron Keel went country. The CrapHole debuts. New sponsors. Bob Griese wore glasses. Rockin' Robin sings. Blade has a Jim Hellwig impression. Maria and Tiffany may dance on a bar. Ric Flair wrestled 100,000 matches? Honky Tonk Mail Man breaks news about 2-21-11. Angry Jim Ross gets teased. Kelly Kelly achieves a

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It is a sad day to be a wrestling fan. The news came through this morning of the death of "Macho Man" Randy Savage, a man who was almost iconic in wrestling terms as it was hard pressed to find a person who actually wasn't entertained by him; whether it was his crazy rambling promos, his great in-ring work or just his general character and demeanor. "Macho Man" never failed to entertain people in

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85 minutes Is it me, or is RD more attractive in a wig? Blade is ill this week; but rather than sound like the Penguin like he normally does, this time he sounds almost drunk. He's also forcing himself not to be as crude as he normally is. RD meanwhile has his WWE Niagara Falls...shirt on, and is reduced to answering questions on his Facebook wall. More shilling of this very site ensues.

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by iggy April 29, 2011 Draftrolla 2011 WWE closes WWE Niagra Falls. Gay Popeye joins the program. Mike Check checks in from prison. RD calls Angry Jim Ross, who hurt his hand. Sir Alec gets drafted. Satan is working on Mickie James. The Midnight Rose makes an appearance. Raging Demons asks a question. Stubby returns. A Haiku by Chief Jay #global internet period net #watches through fingers

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It's been a while, so many things to talk about. Wrestlemania, Lockdown, all the movings in the draft. Well let's get *Phone Rings* I thought I unplugged that....Hello, Clarence "Showstealer" Mason: Attorney at Law.....Yes....Well I'm about to start.....Well what do you mean I've been drafted? Who's going to do my column?....Oh no....Oh GOD No! *Meanwhile* Hello fellow members of the Universe

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60 minutes Now available in HD. WrestleCrap Radio returns to the (digital) airwaves after a two year month absence. Lucky me. I would say the break in recording is from some karmic retribution of not actually making a proper episode before the April Fools one, and thus this is the result. But I don't think anyone would be the wiser from this, which is fine by me. Anything to lessen the, ah, '

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by iggy April 1, 2011 The WWWF is in town. Gorilla Monsoon is from the jungle. Sammy Sugardaddy is the man on the scene. Circus of the Stars was on last night. Suzy Shuffle gives the fastest weather in NY. Linda Ronstadt doesn't want you to wreck your pick-up. Hitting the post. #ithaca #may the funk be with you

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Boy it feels like it's been 1977 since I did one of these......You know I wonder.... Wavy Flashback Sequence Has anyone seen that Ric Flair kid recently? I don't know what Jim Crockett sees in this guy but just cause a guy survived a plane crash doesn't mean he's a great wrestler. I mean come on, are you seriously trying to make me believe that THIS guy and Greg Valentine are a better tag team

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77 minutes They say that like it's a bad thing. You think Mike Check was fibbing when he was talking about his past radio experience? Then enjoy this 're-run' from 1977 while he was working in Ithaca NY's WTKO 'The Knockout' as Bob Ali alongside his broadcast partner Cassius Weave! (Aside: Is it wrong that I actually enjoy the music they were playing? I guess I prefer music when it was, well,

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by iggy February 11, 2011 Blade won the Pro Bowl bet. Angry Jim Ross explains why cows don't lay eggs. Tony enjoys Blade's burping. RD went to Holland. Doritos talk Pumagic or Pumax? 10 year anniversary celebration? Honky Tonk voice mail Chief Jay calls. #smash all their sushi #pizza and milk

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I never thought I'd see the day when Jerry "The King" Lawler would headline a WWE pay per view. It is so surreal to see a champion who seemingly had such potential when he was given the ball thrown under the bus like this. I love The Miz but I just see him coming back from this one. It's so sad and so frustrating to see good talent squandered like this. Jerry Lawler is a heroic figure but to call

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70 minutes This is essentially the equivalent of a slow news day here, so in inspiration from my predecessor's earlier writs let's just cut to the chase and not dally too much. You have more important things to attend to today rather than just reading this, I'm sure. [And here I thought I was the only one who phoned things in around here - Clarence] RD lost his bet so he has to read submissions

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by iggy January 28, 2011 Royal Rumble vs Pro Bowl Asian Helper Blade dreamt of Tupac Don Mason re-imagines a Spider-Man comic. Sid has bad luck with cars. Diva Mania is a club tour. The Adventures of Mister Fitness 2 and The Midnight Rose RD answers a critic. The Honky Tonk Mailman Debuts. TNA won the 2010 Gobbeldy Gooker Award #guit marks #morningside road Honky Tonk Mailman is a fine TNA

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It's only been a month but it feels like a year since I've done one of these. So a week turned into a fortnight, turned into 3 weeks. How was I to know the fruitcakes would put out two shows back to back? It's like I'm cursed in some way. This is what it must feel like to be TNA. Although they finally won the elusive Gooker Award they'd been craving it seems like the powers at the head of TNA

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90 minutes Blade was in an actual recording studio the other day. Preferably he had to wear pants while doing so. The duo spend some time talking about/advertising this very site. I feel like a third/fourth sponsor now. I should get Clarence to send them some ad copy that RD would butcher while trying to read it. [Wrestlecrapradio.com: From Fantasy Booking Island to RD's Dream Analysis and all

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by iggy January 21, 2011 Wrestlecrap.com was refurbished with Headlies. C.S. Irwin Eulogy Diva Trim Trish in "Bail Enforcers" Nintendo John talks about Randy Savage in video games. #johnny three #beakers are busting There's something very satisfying about deleting 80% of every episode.

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71 minutes WrestleCrap is new and improved! Now where have I heard that one before? There's been a newest change to site in over seven years, and it's NOT the return of the Jobber Of The Week. On the top of the main page is a 'LiFi Scanner' that posts random words and phrases strung together into sentences to make what is commonly referred to as a 'joke' from a Twitter account, with no other

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by iggy January 14, 2011 Swear Jar Blade's life begins at 37. Throwback Doritos Sunny's Cookbook David Arquette goes to rehab. The Tranny gets a reality show. The Pro Bowl Bet Fantasy League Winner Ed Salo C.S. Irwin meets the Ratings Reaper. Mike Check calls from the big house. Angry Jim has a New Year's Resolution. Blade haikus about Mike Adamle. #david arquette screen saver #demons

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95 minutes - Hunt down Johnny Ace It's nice to see Blade try (and fail) to be more clean. To use a Blade-style analogy, it's like watching a cripple try and climb a flight of stairs unaided. RD thinks of using a Swear Jar for that task. Both Co-Fruitcakes had a boring New Year's Eve, Blade was injured while RD fell asleep before midnight. RD is selling old movies on eBay if you're also

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by iggy December 21, 2010 Santa Buddies RD's Santa Stories Scott Hall was not arrested?? Vanilla Sky impression Satan uses Hurricane Helms. C.S. Irwin stops by. Presents galore The 12 Days of Wrestlecrap X-Mas #make a broom look good #disturbance at a gas station Apologies to those whose gifts I cut out.

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I'm more than a little saddened that there weren't five SHOCKING SWERVES~! in the WrestleCrap 12 Days of Christmas but hey, you can't win them all. Christmas and New Year's is a time for reflection, a time to look back at what has been achieved and what may be yet to come. A time for giving, a time for joy, a time for goodwill, a time where most of the world unites under a wave of positive

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13 minutes Not an actual episode per se (considering the other episode is over 12 hours long). Instead this is the full audio recording of RD's gift to Blade, courtesy of That's Me Sports. Amidst some heartfelt but lightly funny commentary from our two over excited commentators (one of whom sounds like Terry Bradshaw), the rookie QB Blade Braxton has done what looked to be impossible; he has

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91 minutes RD knows about Blade's drunkenness before hand, so he's ready to deflect his early bad jokes. Santa likes them though, and RD plays his crazy laughter from another famous bad movie to needle Blade's bawdiness. (Santa Claus Conquers The Martians) He should do that more often in my opinion. :16 Five year old RD Junior is much more mature than the radio progrem. SPEAKING OF people being

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by iggy December 3, 2010 Candy Bar Woman at Target Strawberry Man at Meijer Wheel Chair Lady at Menard's Marty Janetty raps for New Jack. C.S. Irwin drops in. The Don Mason Championship Belt Haiku about Juan Cena #kind-hearted gentle people #si

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Not that wrestling makes their belts mean anything either, but that's a whole other column. - The end to my column last week Leave it to the WWE to screw up the Miz's first title defense and totally prove my point. Okay, I understand it was Jerry "The King" Lawler's birthday. I understand that he can still put on a believable and in fact very entertaining match pretty much on the fly like he

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87 minutes Blade being still as lazy (and drunk!) as ever gives RD pause. He and Don went to a Misfits show and went to the dentist's (though not at the same time.) He attributes all this to 'basic chemistry.' Sad News: The Fruitcakes are currently at the bottom of the FF league...while I am second. Hmmm. Blade's brother-in-law had a fantasy team named the Manboobie Bombers. I'm surprised that

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by iggy November 24, 2010 Captain E-O is back. So-Cal Val's day job Satan uses Sunny. Angry Jim has a new food delivery venture. C.S. Irwin talks about So-Cal Val's nose. Haiku about WWE's Top 50 #evil borg people #no time for turkey tips

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Well Blah is right. I can't not talk about TNA shilling at Disneyland. What they really need though is Hulk Hogan on another sound stage doing Thunder In Paradise 3. Actually it's not like it's the worst idea TNA ever had. Anything that might get more people looking at your product is a good idea. I'm just not sure the Disney audience is the place to start. I think they'd be more Six Flags.

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80 minutes RD gives a disclaimer: This episode was recorded on Monday night, around the same time that the Miz defeated CM Punk to become WWE Champion. Obviously BM is not happy. Sad News: Jillian Hall has been released. Blade wants to ring a bell for her. Luke Gallows was also released, but since he was basically Blade's clone he doesn't really care. Also, Blade looked Husky Harris on the

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by iggy November 5, 2010 New sponsors Angry Jim talks beef jerky. Sir Alec returns. A question from Russia C.S. Irwin hosts The Feud. Linda loses. Hulk exposes. #you're rude # video toaster

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Wait? This isn't a swerve? There actually was a Wrestlecrap Radio this week? Back to back weeks? Well that's just great, I actually didn't mind the two shows I've seen so far this week (Raw and Impact) so how am I supposed to put out a column when I have no material? Well I guess I'm going to have to....... *Clarence looks in trash can* Hello! Ahhh the old "Break in case of emergency" column,

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Love Conquers All Written by YaoiSlashLover As narrated by Sir Alec Heineken I walked silently to the locker room, my hair covering my face as the sound of heavy soles on the floor bounced off the walls. My eyes cut up to see Kane standing at the end of the hallway. I closed my eyes and tried my best to not say anything. As I passed him, my wrist was grabbed. My eyes widened as my head

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82 minutes "Old School RAW" is upcoming, but it does not seem to involve Rob Bartlett or the Rizzotti sisters, according to pwinsider.com. Lord Alfred shills while Blade interrupts promotional consideration. Yes, he's drunk. How ever did you guess? :16 RD talking about Slim Jims is interrupted by Blade being interrupted by crickets, 'senate news', eating Slim Jims with Don (which is not even a

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by iggy October 29, 2010 Roddy Piper has Halloween rules. Betsy Russell will kill the show. Arby's chocolate turnover Popeye and his nephews trick-or-treat at Blade's. Blade has his own Halloween rule. Satan uses Dutch Mantel. Angry Jim made a UWF Haunted House. Ultimate Kennedy asks what employees should smell like. C.S. Irwin talks about Winter. Brock stares at Undertaker. WWE shirts are

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"The more things change. The more they stay the same". Sounds like Snake Plisken was a prophet for the wrestling industry of 2010. What an interesting few weeks it has been. There's no longer a official WrestleCrap forum, Brock Lesnar got knocked the fuck out and then the wrestling community lost their minds at the prospect of a Brock-Undertaker fight. As cool as their hell in a cell match was I

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81 minutes Blade is 'sober' again on this special Halloween episode, which once again involves Roddy Piper PSAs. Something involving the theme song to Over The Top. :20 The Trip is going in circles/time loops. Quisp cereal. Swearing at restaurants. Arby's Chocolate Turnover is something BM Punk would like. RD breaks the cycle and knocks on the door so Popeye can visit, playing his theme

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by iggy October 8, 2011 RJ Fletcher dies. Replacements Michael Cole uses the gong. Madden Doritos George "The Animal" Steel takes a flip dive. C.S. Irwin talks about TNA drug tests. Nintendo John calls. #beautiful day in the neighborhood #the children are unhappy

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I'm in hell. I am seriously in hell right now. I must be. It wasn't bad enough that I had to sit through that abomination of a main event at the Hell in a Cell pay per view, one that so totally sucked the life and enjoyment for what was actually a pretty decent show for me up till that point. Now the Antichrist of WrestleCrap Radio shows back up? Boy am I just one happy lawyer? But hey. Ain't

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58 minutes RD had acid reflux the previous month and worried for his voice, including amnesiac medicine for some reason, which made things difficult for working on the radio progrem. (Mrs. Deal is Jake Lloyd Jr. according to him.) The good news thankfully is he's fine for now. Thus, Blade wants to get things done quickly for him, for a change. Sad News: RJ Fletcher is no longer with us. Even

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by iggy September 10, 2010 The Movietrolla fires up because Midnight Rose has a role. Billy Gunn had a ring rat. Angry Jim has a lawn mowing business. C.S. Irwin talks about Hulk in the hospital. Haiku about the 6'9" Amazon #cinnabon cereal #oak tree

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WrestleCrap goes Hollywood? Now I've seen it all. The idea of the Midnight Rose and Katie Vick having intimate relations. If that doesn't win an Oscar then by God nothing will. Although it does make me wonder what would happen if Blah ever got an acting gig.....You know maybe somethings are better off as a mystery.[...film. I'd be PERFECT as Sherlock Holmes I think. Are you a good doctor as well

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75 minutes Blade, Midnight Rose and a random woman as Katie Vick are going to appear in a 'movie' named Smut. Blade asks for donations as RD wonders how they will blue-screen them in at the same time. He's also made his own drinking game based on Blade's constant interruptions. (Blade meanwhile has some bingo board on his Facebook Wall.) :17 Blade is still stuck on over-the-hill 80's actresses

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by iggy August 27, 2010 Blade and Don's Old Grocery Store Time Out Real Quick Mexican Coke Piranha 3-D Shawn Michaels' Fun Center Trashbaggin' Poser C.S. Irwin talks about Cookie. Who's Becky? Tiffany suspended Albert Del Rio haiku #putt putt #socks required

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You have to hand it to the powers that be at TNA, they sure know how to make good gimmicks. For example, basing a new pair of wrestlers on "characters" from a reality show that's in direct competition to you on Thursday night, thus guaranteeing the only people who'll actually "get" the characters aren't actually watching your show in the first place. BRILLIANT! And these people wonder why they

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78 minutes SPEAKING OF shows about nothing... This week Blade is 'sober' and 'drinking coffee.' Unless he's drinking Irish coffee or 'coffee' is an euphemism for sex, don't believe him. He sure doesn't sound un-drunk on the progrem, which would be a change from the norm. Course, he's far more entertaining when off the wagon. A grasshopper named Michael appeared in the Roast instead of the

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by iggy August 13, 2010 calls, calls, calls #streamers #hit the phone with my face

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Five years? Has it really been that long? Boy does time fly when you're having fun. Why it only seems like yesterday I was writing that Wrestlecrap Radio Year in Review for 2005, which I then promptly forgot about for 4 and a half years. I don't know what that says about WrestleCrap Radio or my own filing system, but damnit, it means SOMETHING and that's really what's important. The fact is in

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182 minutes (!) It's the 5th anniversary of WrestleCrap Radio. No, I can't believe it either. With bad MIDI music playing. Blade remembers his favorite moments of meeting Mike Reno and Hollywood. RD's were meeting Vince Russo and the numerous characters the two have voiced. "I would not like to remember any shows without Angry Jim Ross." says he. He also forgot to credit the Ratings Reaper on

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by iggy August 6, 2010 Potential Spin-Offs Barq's Red Cream Soda Molly Holly gets engaged. Mike Check calls from prison. C.S. Irwin talks about Samoa Joe's suspension. #almost makes me mad #dollar 99

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Hmmm. So my computer decides to try and commit suicide the very same week the lords of WrestleCrap induct That Fucking Match. Coincidence? I think not, but I (and some very good anti virus and spyware software) have brought it back from the depths and so I can do this week's column. This weekend sees TNA's Hardcore Justice Pay Per View and ironically for TNA it's probably going to draw more buys

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60 minutes The "Celebrity" Roast has finally shipped to acclaim by many...but not the Midnight Rose, as RD forgot to credit his appearance. He fears for his life now. Next stop for WCR: TV! The two discuss numerous possibilities for spin-offs. Blade in particular is so drunk he's using the old headphones again. :11 The worst match on TNA, Jenna Morasca vs. Sharmell, is inducted. RD's attempts

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by iggy July 16, 2010 The crickets work overtime. Snitsky will appear in Manos: The Search for Valley Lodge. Mike Check's daughter tries to raise bail money. C.S. Irwin talks about Lisa Marie. TNAECW haiku #moral #doesn't require oil

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For the record I think a "Manos" sequel featuring Gene Snitsky is God's gift to comedy. Now if we can weasel a way into getting our unseen but vital third member Erik Majorwitz to review it when it comes out, then we have a winner folks. But really, can it be worse than that fucking Karate Kid remake? Didn't think so. SPEAKING OF Remakes. (I've always wanted to do that) We turn to the case of

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61 minutes The big news these days: Dixie Carter is pining for Paul Heyman to come visit and be yet another attempt to improve TNA. I just shake my head in sad disbelief. You know what's even worse than that though? RD is still working on the DVD. Remember when I said that it would be released in August? You know, that was a joke. Also, you know Blade is drunk when he constantly interrupts RD

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by iggy June 25, 2010 Sheriff Dickwell gets his man. Kinder Surprise commercial C.S. Irwn debuts. Mike Check calls from Folsom. Maryse Haiku #30 children #aggressively horny

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A very interesting week around the Australian offices of Clarence Mason, Attorney at Law this week. A new Prime Minister, the drama of the World Cup.... This is the game that doesn't end Yes it goes on and on my friend Some people started playing it not knowing what it was And they'll continue playing it forever just because Thanks Vyse You're probably wondering why I'm bringing all that up

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80 minutes Blade has found a new TNA guy, who seems to be some cop or other, in order to return a 'respectable segment on the show...the spot to go to for TNA news'. Thankfully before he can make more astounding predictions (Mrs. Deal! Get the Amazing Criswell on the Seance-Trolla!) the Sheriff calls. (:05) He says what everyone already knows; John Smith IS Mike Check. The Sheriff goes through

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by iggy June 17, 2010 Stewart Patrick is no more. Blade is on location, inside a well. Disney: Star Wars #centipede bite #work or shoot

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Wow, what a quiet couple of weeks in wrestling, I guess they must have died down to watch the World Cup or something (Although some of those matches makes me think Vince Russo is booking it, the US tying the game on one of the biggest howlers ever, Spain losing, France's soccer team being as limp as their army). Not a whole lot to talk really so I guess I'll get back to... YOU ARE NOT BETTER

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61 minutes ((( recorded in one-half low phone-buzzing fidelity ))) Sad News: the "demise" of Patrick Stewart at the Roast. (Even worse, Blade's sound quality while being outside on the job, no Mike Check-style live remotes sadly.) He probably pretended to die to sneak back to London to accept his knighthood. It's just another teaser for the upcoming DVD. A first: Blade avoids telling a Don

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In honor of the 72 second PSA this week. An ultra short edition of my thoughts.Taker's now in a vegetative state.The lesson to be learnt?Even Phenoms think Smackdown has sucked lately.Bring on the World CupClarence "Showstealer" Mason[Bah, that's not 17 syllables! - PB][Do you have enough orange juice? - Iggy][There's orange juice here now? And 17 syllables would be gimmick infringement - "

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72 seconds Watch the WCR Roast Trailer. That is all. No really, that's it. I'm serious. For once. What were you expecting, something funny? On this show? I mean, how long have you been listening to this radio progrem? You're not one of these mysteriously 'new' listeners

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by iggy May 28, 2010 Sheriff Dickwell calls. Blade was bumped. Peter Gazer has been nabbed. Kindergarten Surprise MovieTrolla: The Chaperone Dave Batista #freakin' b.s. #he was a dick

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Seriously that Over the Limit pay per view sucked. I just had to get that out of my system before I began. So this week I come to ponder another column and I'm not (usually) short of topics, but the one that's gotten my attention this week the most is actually something that started as a joke on the WrestleCrap forums. You may have seen that RD as a bit of joke posted a thread saying he was

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71 minutes Your next Raw guest host... RD's beginning spiel is again interrupted by a phone call, as Sheriff "Dirty" Harry Dickwell (things have advanced with him to the point that he has a first name now! Progress!) continues his search for that elusive John Smith. Blade floats my theory that J.S. is in fact the Doctor, who was apparently played by Sir Alec at one point in time (and relative

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by iggy May 14, 2010 Buzz Aldrin Sheriff Dickwell is looking for John Smith. Ted Arcidi trailer Brooklyn Decker A fan is banned. Miz and Jericho team up. Batista flips. #three man team #bumpy knuckles

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I should probably warn you guys off the bat that this one may contain some....okay a LOT of bad language. Just covering my ass. Boy the wrestling world changes a lot when you take a break, and yet a lot of it has had opinions stated on it already. Plus I'm in mourning that My Penguins ran into a fucking Human Wall (Blah can feel free to commence gloating here) in the playoffs. [Hah! Hah I must

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69 minutes For some reason Blade uses his high quality headphones today while watching a wrestling DVD. He's drunk enough too (as per his custom) to overlook SoCal Val's anime nose and get aroused by Buzz Aldrin appearing on RAW one of these days. Sadly that's the only good news we have. Due to work on the new Archive Disc and their 'Roast', the Fruitcakes are going to be sporadic with work

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by iggy April 30, 2010 Blade may riot. Ratings Reaper Stewart Patrick Sir Alec has a story about Long John Silvers' malt vinegar. The burp request Angry Jim co-hosts. #may day hams #time off to work on meat

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74 minutes Blade is slowly recovering from last week, but for some reason he's now thinking he's Randy Jackson. We're 'blessed' this week with the annual draft; play along at home won't you? According to Blade (be prepared to hear a lot of him in the next hour), he says there is a "Big Four" quarter of episodes every year: the Draft, Anniversary, Thanksgiving/Black Friday, and Christmas. I

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by iggy April 25, 2010 Blade Braxton sings a tribute to Mickie James. #horrible business #imaginary girlfriend

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If there's one thing us lawyers hate more than losing a case or working pro bono (That's for free, not expressing our love for the U2 lead singer. That guy is a good singer but he's also a douche) it's working Sundays. Especially this particular background: I'm currently in the Australian offices of Clarence Mason: Attorney at Law and it's ANZAC day here, a day where we celebrate and honor the

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35 minutes Normally there would be no progrem this week, RD is a very busy man after all. However, the future endeavoring of one Alexis Laree AKA Mickie James is enough for him to call an Emergency Session of WCR, and you know it's important enough that Blade returns to his Overnight Jazz headphones. In the most talk about wrestling we've had in close to two years, the Fruitcakes reminisce

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