Minisode #047 A HorseTrolla Xmas

by iggy

December 15, 2006

Custom Cornhole Games all over Indiana
RD's santa story
Little Debbie Xmas Trees were gone.
RD receives the HorseTrolla
Francine un-retired.
Dr. Keith sent a magazine.
Blade and RD exchange gifts.

#corn-filled pouch #attackin'

047 A Cornhole Christmas: December 15, 2006

A Cornhole Christmas
((( recorded in audio-skipping fidelity ))) (69 minutes)

RD finally tells his Santa story he promised a year before, where he found out that Santa was black and had numerous clones. (:09) The audio keeps skipping for some reason.

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:16): You can get free WWE shipping through the code BEHIND. Little Debbie Xmas snacks are sold out. Blade is confused by buffalo wing potato chips. RD's manly friend thinks the food is too spicy at Chuck-E-Cheese.

Obscure Wrestling News (:26): Trish Stratus will be a celebrity cop. Cornholes are popular in Indiana. Tatanka hates Thanksgiving. "Thanks for nothing!" he protests.


RD receives the Horsetrolla. (:37) It tells us that Francine is out of retirement already.

Dr. Keith sent RD crap from the WWE Shop Zone: a magazine about Lita "hornier than ever", an inflatable shillelagh, and a Divas snow globe.

The 2006 Gooker nominees are named. (:47) These include the return of ECW, the Exploitation of Eddie Guerrero, Shawn Michaels tag teaming with God, the 2006 Diva Search, TNA cross-promoting with Jackass, Tim White's attempted suicides, Fake Kane, Vince Russo's booking, Big Dick Johnson: Fat Male Stripper and the Punjabi Prison match. Blade on Eugene: "I want him to whip his cock out."

Blade receives a Twisted Sister Christmas, "Enormously Funny", a wide screen DVD of The Cat in the Hat and a Bossk action figure. RD got Batclips, Trish's Stratusfaction and Jack Frost (the 'horror' movie one, not the far scarier Michael Keaton one).

Xmas dogs are barking. RD mentions the empty box campaign, which children were a given a promissory note on Xmas Day, 1977. According to the commercial, "They'll be sent to you at home between February 1st and June 1st."

Xmas Haiku:
Christmas time is here.
The new induction taught us
Don't fuck your sister.

Minisode #046 Black Friday's Bedding Man

by iggy

December 1, 2006

Black Friday at Kohl's
"Good Times" and John Amos
Francine retired.
Centaur Mickie James is lifting the tail.
More wrestlers for the OVW box

#comfortable blankets #slipper slide

046 Lifting the Tail: December 1, 2006

Lifting the Tail (Good Times)
(73 minutes)

Lions are 2-9. WrestleCrap Book of Lists is available for pre-order. Order it now, receive it nine months from now. Blade's authorial information is all wrong.

RD's Trip to African-American Friday II (:18): Bedding Man.

Obscure Wrestling News (:31): Eric Young is in a bikini angle. Nipple H gives RD nightmares. Speaking of the mother from Good Times...Francine is finally gone. (:38) RD was never attracted to her, thinking of her as having a horse face. In response, Blade thinks of Mickie James as a centaur. (:43)

Mail Bag: Grappler Crappler writes to Real Deal Real Deal Reynolds about Ariel and her areolas. (:47) Captain Crow asks about the Hardy Boys together. (:51) A new Archive Disc is being made, hopefully for next year. (:54)
A simple search will yield plenty of pics
of Shelly Martinez's areolas (some featuring clothespins).
The Big Show may be retiring. (:56) The Hardy Boys are seeking challengers. Ashley Massaro will be posing in Playboy. (:61) More people should've been sent in the box with the Spirit Squad to OVW. Eugene is now a heel retard.

Seventeen Syllables for Your Pleasure:
Kramer and Cryme Time.
Hang me from a tree and stick
a fork in my eyes.