Minisode #047 A HorseTrolla Xmas

by iggy

December 15, 2006

Custom Cornhole Games all over Indiana
RD's santa story
Little Debbie Xmas Trees were gone.
RD receives the HorseTrolla
Francine un-retired.
Dr. Keith sent a magazine.
Blade and RD exchange gifts.

#corn-filled pouch #attackin'

047 A Cornhole Christmas: December 15, 2006

A Cornhole Christmas
((( recorded in audio-skipping fidelity ))) (69 minutes)

RD finally tells his Santa story he promised a year before, where he found out that Santa was black and had numerous clones. (:09) The audio keeps skipping for some reason.

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:16): You can get free WWE shipping through the code BEHIND. Little Debbie Xmas snacks are sold out. Blade is confused by buffalo wing potato chips. RD's manly friend thinks the food is too spicy at Chuck-E-Cheese.

Obscure Wrestling News (:26): Trish Stratus will be a celebrity cop. Cornholes are popular in Indiana. Tatanka hates Thanksgiving. "Thanks for nothing!" he protests.


RD receives the Horsetrolla. (:37) It tells us that Francine is out of retirement already.

Dr. Keith sent RD crap from the WWE Shop Zone: a magazine about Lita "hornier than ever", an inflatable shillelagh, and a Divas snow globe.

The 2006 Gooker nominees are named. (:47) They are the return of ECW, the Exploitation of Eddie Guerrero, Shawn Michaels tag teaming with God, the 2006 Diva Search, TNA cross-promoting with Jackass, Tim White's attempted suicides, Fake Kane, Vince Russo's booking, Big Dick Johnson: Fat Male Stripper and the Punjabi Prison match. Blade on Eugene: "I want him to whip his cock out."

Blade receives a Twisted Sister Christmas, "Enormously Funny", a wide screen DVD of The Cat in the Hat and a Bossk action figure. RD got Batclips, Trish's Stratusfaction and Jack Frost (the 'horror' movie one, not the far scarier Michael Keaton one).

Xmas dogs are barking. RD mentions the empty box campaign, which children were a given a promissory note on Xmas Day, 1977. According to the commercial, "They'll be sent to you at home between February 1st and June 1st."

Xmas Haiku:
Christmas time is here.
The new induction taught us
Don't fuck your sister.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • Christmas
  • The Pitch to my Lupita, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, WEW
  • URLs not taken: 1.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 10. Uh, giving gifts, exchanging gifts, exchanging, uh; sighs, disappointments, and anticlimactic; behinds, Buffalo wings, Pre-Y Chu Hi, getting cornholed
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 2. Macy’s, Miracle on 34th Street
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
  •  F-Bombs: 3. Blade, Blade, Blade
      • Robotic Reindeer Laughs:  1

      • Mickie James References:  4
      • Trish Stratus References:  6
      • Shelly Martinez References:  1
      • Christy Hemme References:  1
      • Mailbag: N/A

      • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
        Christmas time is here.
        The new induction taught us
        Don't fuck your sister.

      Minisode #046 Black Friday's Bedding Man

      by iggy

      December 1, 2006

      Black Friday at Kohl's
      "Good Times" and John Amos
      Francine retired.
      Centaur Mickie James is lifting the tail.
      More wrestlers for the OVW box

      #comfortable blankets #slipper slide

      046 Lifting the Tail: December 1, 2006

      Lifting the Tail (Good Times)
      (73 minutes)

      Lions are 2-9. WrestleCrap Book of Lists is available for pre-order. Order it now, receive it nine months from now. Blade's authorial information is all wrong.

      RD's Trip to African-American Friday II (:18): Bedding Man.

      Obscure Wrestling News (:31): Kurt Angle is attempting to book one of his co-workers as filthy. Eric Young is in a bikini angle. Nipple H gives RD nightmares. Speaking of the mother from Good Times...Francine is finally gone. (:38) RD was never attracted to her, thinking of her as having a horse face. In response, Blade thinks of Mickie James as a centaur. (:43)

      Mail Bag: Grappler Crappler writes to Real Deal Real Deal Reynolds about Ariel and her areolas. (:47) Captain Crow asks about the Hardy Boys together. (:51) A new Archive Disc is being made, hopefully for next year. (:54)
      A simple search will yield plenty of pics
      of Shelly Martinez's areolas (some featuring clothespins).
      The Big Show may be retiring. (:56) The Hardy Boys are seeking challengers. Ashley Massaro will be posing in Playboy. (:61) More people should've been sent in the box with the Spirit Squad to OVW. Eugene is now a "heel retard". Childhood Blade saw a girl randomly saying "I ain’t got a pussy, I got a dick!" RD: "Worst show ever."

      Seventeen Syllables for Your Pleasure:
      Kramer and Cryme Time.
      Hang me from a tree and stick
      a fork in my eyes.
      Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


      • Black Friday
      • The rosy cheeks to my bowl full of jelly, Mr. Blade Braxton
      • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
      • URLs not taken: 3.,,
      • SPEAKING OFs: 12. P.Y. Chu Hi, Last house on the left, which, P.Y. Chu Hui (2), uh ah, TNA, the mother from Good Times (2), Good Times, Democrap, nether regions, things that scare you
      • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
      • Outdated references: 5. Michael Richards, Blockbuster Video, Arthur, Dudley Moore, Mr. Ed
      • I didn’t even know he was sick: 2. P.Y. Chu Hi, Charles Schultz
      • Entertain the People:
      • Krankor Laughs: 1
      • Weird Al Laughs: 1
      • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man:  1

      • Ken Patera References: 2
      • Mickie James References:  10
      • Shelly Martinez References:  4
      • Ashley Massaro References:  6
      • Christy Hemme References:  2
      • Mailbag
        • Grappler Crappler: Dear the Real Deal Real Deal Reynolds and Blade Braxton, on the latest edition of Wrestlecrap Radio you discussed Ariel's new boobs and suggested she become Ariel Titty and form the Titties with JT Titty. From now on I suggest that Wrestlecrap simply refer to Ariel as Arieola. I'll go along with that.
        • Captain Crow: Dear Mr. Reynolds and Mr. Brakestown, the best radio hosts in the world, I have two questions for you guys. What do you think of the Hardy Boys wrestling at December To Dismember? Does it feel like they are finally character linked to a brand if they went to ECW? It gives Matt something to do. Number two: is there any chance you guys will put the entire site including the awesome radio shows on CD again? Sometime in 2007 that will happen.

      • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
        Kramer and Cryme Time.
        Hang me from a tree and stick
        a fork in my eyes.