WrestleCrap Fan Fiction Theatre Episode 13: Roman ran his hands through the fur of the German

Roman ran his hands through the fur of the German
As narrated by Sir Alec Heineken

Roman ran his hands through the fur of the German Shepard puppy gently, attempting to calm the scared animal. “Shh.” He whispered. “Seth will be here soon and you won’t believe how excited he’ll be to see you.”

Just then, the front door of their shared home opened. Roman heard Seth kick off his shoes and his footsteps began to echo throughout the house. 

"Seth!" Roman called. "I got you an early Christmas present. C’mere."

"Roman, can’t my present wait until Christmas Eve? I don’t like early presents." Seth said as he came walking to the living room.

"You’ll love this one. I promise." Roman said. As soon as he heard Seth was near the room, he sat the puppy down on the floor. The puppy quickly began to run around.

As soon as Seth walked into the room, the puppy ran toward him and started to try and play with his feet. Seth looked down at the puppy and then up at Roman, his eyes wide. “Roman, did you get me a puppy?” He asked, bending down to scoop the puppy up in his arms.

The puppy happily licked his face and Seth smiled. Roman smiled seeing Seth smiled as he slowly nodded his head. “Yes, I did. It’s a boy. I didn’t name him. I know you love animals so I figured I’d get you one.” He smiled.

Seth walked over to Roman and hugged him tightly, planting a soft kiss on his lips. “You’re the best, Roman.”

"Anything for you, baby." Roman said, kissing him back softly. "So what’s his name?"

Seth looked down at the puppy and then back up at Roman. “His name is Elf.”

The End.

Episode 33: Fun In The Sunny: December 24, 2014

“His name is Elf.”
79 minutes
((( recorded in wavering modularity)))

Blade threatens to summon Mike Check back onto the airwaves.

Having missed Black Friday...again...the Co-Fruitcakes attempt to combine that into this week's proceedings. This results in Blade getting sick. This results in RD wondering about their 200 listeners.

Even in this day and age people listen to the progrem without knowing anything about the site. At least that's what RD claims and Blade agrees to by talking with the mythical contingent that is the "female listeners". (:05)

Blade wants a ChimpTrolla. He also saw a movie where the Mexican Santa Claus played a villainous mad scientist. He repeats his story of finding a knock-off Santa Claus VHS tape where Santa fought dead air. (:08) RD talks about his latest induction of Jingle All The Way where Ahnald had to deal with an annoying young-er Anakin Skywalker. Blade lies by saying he is not drunk in believing that Episode I wasn't that bad and wondering what Yoda's son would be called. [Baby Yoda?...Nah, that won't work. Too unoriginal. - Future PB]

:19 RD can't really go Black Friday-ing any longer due to stores now also being open on Thanksgiving too and being used as an excuse for people to run away from family gatherings. But he and Mrs. Deal went anyway. At Meijer's his traditional Blu-Ray changer costs 6 times the regular price, so he's forced to enter 2014 and do his stuff digitally. While trying to find Man of Steel, he saw a hillbilly family not needing no more Karate Kid Klan, especially not ones starring a 'girl', 'chink', or 'Will Smith'. Or maybe even all three at once. (:30)

The FaxTrolla fires up for some well needed Obscure Wrestling News. Well I'm just glad they still have that plugged in just in case it's ever needed. It may need some servicing though. (:35) Not Obscure Wrestling News: Blade remembers old and random hate mail he accidentally found the other day. Obscure Sad News: Uncle Burt Reynolds is broke and is auctioning off his WM jacket (Well, he was: It sold for nearly $900, a bargain at half the price.). The auction listing site is a literal goldmine for some really fascinating stuff, including a true beauty, his Smokey and the Bandit Pontiac Trans Am. [It sold for $500,000, the highest of all the lots by far and easily above its estimated price.] 

Matt Hardy is an expectant father. (:47)

Trish Stratus is in some ballet adaptation of The Nutcracker doing something or other. (:50) She also sells her own tea for some reason (named after her son Maximus). Also for some reason Mickie James has named her child...Don.

Blade listened to a Ross Report where some listener remarks how close by his angry doppelganger is. (:55) The phone expectantly rings - but instead it's Sir Alec (:58) causing Blade to crack up for some reason. He reads a story about Roman Reigns buying a puppy for Seth Rollins for some reason. This causes Blade to laugh for some reason.

:67 Blade 'gifts' RD with Mike Check music and a segment that he's sure to forget about about having "Fun With Tammy". This just involves the two going through her Wish List. Again. RD gifts Blade a Bossk mask and gloves for Sunny to use.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • Black Friday/Christmas
  • The RD & Blade Show Sponsors: 1. WrestleCrap.com
  • SPEAKING OFs: 7. Congested, glory days, Sivi Afi, things you may enjoy, Trish, listening to podcasts/radio programs, Sunny Skype sessions.
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 1. 35 year old wrestler impressions

  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Sir Alec Heineken
  • F-Bombs: 1. Blade
  • Blade Time Outs: 8
  • Entertain the People: 1
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 1
  • Debut: Fun With Tammy


Return of the FaxtTrolla

  • Erik Majorwitz’s Hindsight Haiku: A Reynolds fallin’ on hard times:
    Poor ol’ Uncle Burt.
    Islanders jacket for sale.
    Son of a scum-bum!

WCR Video: Minisode Flashback #088: Merry Xmas, Johnny Six!

Wrestlecrap Radio's RD Reynolds recently appeared on Episode #35 of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's podcast "Piper's Pit" where (*spoiler alert*) Piper mentions that WWE was almost thrown off the USA network because of complaints from viewers who's children were upset that he had beat up Santa Claus (although it was obviously Bobby Heenan) on National TV.

Although the above paragraph has nothing really to do with this video, RD did bring up Piper's Halloween PSAs on the show, and speaking of "PSAs", this WCR Minisode (from WCR episode #88, December 21, 2007) does feature a few of Piper's PSAs for Christmas. And also relive Chris Engler singing the Trolla Corporation's version of Jingle Bells & the debut of Johnny 6:

(by wcrminisodes)

And be sure to visit here for the archives (or for more "minisodes" go here.)

...And Merry Christmas from wrestlecrapradio.blogspot.com everyone! Ana a "Oh Baby Jesus!"

WCR Video: The "Original" Don...Don Mason Boogie (Interactive)

Since this video was referenced in RD and Blade's 9th Anniversary show, where Deal and Blade talked about wanting to get Tammy "Sunny" Sytch to wear the Scaleface mask and do the Don...Don Mason dance on Skype (and also since I also never posted the actual clip on WCR Videos before), here's the "original" Don Mason Boogie as uploaded by Blade Braxton:

Now you've seen the video; so here's the Don Mason Boogie...with added commentary from Wrestlecrap Radio Episode #133.

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!