046 Lifting the Tail: December 1, 2006

Lifting the Tail (Good Times)
(73 minutes)

Lions are 2-9. WrestleCrap Book of Lists is available for pre-order. Order it now, receive it nine months from now. Blade's authorial information is all wrong.

RD's Trip to African-American Friday II (:18): Bedding Man.

Obscure Wrestling News (:31): Kurt Angle is attempting to book one of his co-workers as filthy. Eric Young is in a bikini angle. Nipple H gives RD nightmares. Speaking of the mother from Good Times...Francine is finally gone. (:38) RD was never attracted to her, thinking of her as having a horse face. In response, Blade thinks of Mickie James as a centaur. (:43)

Mail Bag: Grappler Crappler writes to Real Deal Real Deal Reynolds about Ariel and her areolas. (:47) Captain Crow asks about the Hardy Boys together. (:51) A new Archive Disc is being made, hopefully for next year. (:54)
A simple search will yield plenty of pics
of Shelly Martinez's areolas (some featuring clothespins).
The Big Show may be retiring. (:56) The Hardy Boys are seeking challengers. Ashley Massaro will be posing in Playboy. (:61) More people should've been sent in the box with the Spirit Squad to OVW. Eugene is now a "heel retard". Childhood Blade saw a girl randomly saying "I ain’t got a pussy, I got a dick!" RD: "Worst show ever."

Seventeen Syllables for Your Pleasure:
Kramer and Cryme Time.
Hang me from a tree and stick
a fork in my eyes.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • Black Friday
  • The rosy cheeks to my bowl full of jelly, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
  • URLs not taken: 3. BladeBraxtonSemiRetiredProWrestlerDoesntSuck.com, WrestleCrapRadioSucks.com, PoonTangCity.com
  • SPEAKING OFs: 12. P.Y. Chu Hi, Last house on the left, which, P.Y. Chu Hui (2), uh ah, TNA, the mother from Good Times (2), Good Times, Democrap, nether regions, things that scare you
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 5. Michael Richards, Blockbuster Video, Arthur, Dudley Moore, Mr. Ed
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 2. P.Y. Chu Hi, Charles Schultz
  • Entertain the People:
  • Krankor Laughs: 1
  • Weird Al Laughs: 1
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man:  1

  • Ken Patera References: 2
  • Mickie James References:  10
  • Shelly Martinez References:  4
  • Ashley Massaro References:  6
  • Christy Hemme References:  2
  • Mailbag
    • Grappler Crappler: Dear the Real Deal Real Deal Reynolds and Blade Braxton, on the latest edition of Wrestlecrap Radio you discussed Ariel's new boobs and suggested she become Ariel Titty and form the Titties with JT Titty. From now on I suggest that Wrestlecrap simply refer to Ariel as Arieola. I'll go along with that.
    • Captain Crow: Dear Mr. Reynolds and Mr. Brakestown, the best radio hosts in the world, I have two questions for you guys. What do you think of the Hardy Boys wrestling at December To Dismember? Does it feel like they are finally character linked to a brand if they went to ECW? It gives Matt something to do. Number two: is there any chance you guys will put the entire site including the awesome radio shows on CD again? Sometime in 2007 that will happen.

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Kramer and Cryme Time.
    Hang me from a tree and stick
    a fork in my eyes.

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