Blade's "Big Announcement" finally revealled?

For years we have been wondering one thing. What the hell is Blade's "Big Announcement"?

Ever since Episode 88 Blade always says that he has a "Big Announcement" to say but he'll say it later. It has been a running joke on Wrestlecrap Radio for YEARS! Some say that Blade's "Big announcement" can be ranked up to the legends of "Does The Loch Ness Monster Exist?", or "Who was driving that white Hummer?", or even "Will The Chicago Cubs win the World Series?" Okay I know one of those happened but according to Blade this may be his "Big Announcement":

Blade Braxton: "Nine years ago, I filled in for a wrestler who no-showed while wearing the hokiest mask imaginable in front of a crowd of maybe 100 people. Flash forward to today, a near decade of mileage, injuries and a flower masked lifetime later. We finally were able to announce that our show, Drive-In Movie Maniacs, will be syndicated nationwide on Retro TV. Alongside the show's creator Terrible Tim, the Midnight Rose will be in full bloom every week in 68 MILLION households in the United States, providing some old-school horror movie madness to the masses!
No matter what your "gimmick" in life may be, never stop. Never yield. Never give a fuck if it's not the "norm." Pimp yourself out and shove that motherfucker in as many faces until they finally "get it."
Man, it was a good day today..."

Also on the same day Blade also mentioned that "Drive-In Movie Maniacs" would also appear on "The Action Network" as well.

So we here at would want to congratulate Blade on torturing the world as a Syndicated TV Star now. Also Blade now that your a star also...You do know that money is owed to us right? Our Boss and Ruler Premier_Blah has been keeping track of how much money has been owed and its currently at $50.99 ($31.00 plus that $19.99 The Price Is Right).

Over on "The Mike Check Show" Mike's in the middle pof playing artists that previously played at the "Vans WARPED Tour" since this is the last year that the Warped Tour will ever be in existence and he's playing "Optimist" by P.O.S

274 Becky Across America: June 23, 2018

74 minutes
Does not come with crown as un-illustrated. 

WWE has a $2 billion TV deal. Blade responds by yawning, as he's multi-tasking recording while at work. He has another Big Announcement to delay. RD bets he will time-out 37 times today.

Popeye fills in for Lord Alfred this time to shill this very website that is tattooed on his torso. (:05) That's odd. I thought it would have been Nintendo John doing it this time - I mean, well blow me...





Ah gyuk gyuk gyuk gyuk.

Then he leaves to get Olive Oyl some flowers. Blade wonders too late about his spinach-related strength before attempting to make a bad pun.

RD shills Patreon (note to self: Put a link to Patreon on this page somewhere), their site, and the upcoming Starrcast appearance with Men On A Mission's Oscar. Blade yawns some more.

RD was back in Holland due to his other boring job. (:17) This time he visited the Efteling or Elf-land amusement park, which is politically incorrect American style as it has a cool sounding "cannibal" ride. Blade misremembers someone nicknamed as "Dutch Oven" instead of a "Flexing Dutchman". While there RD bought some Lay's Grills chips which smells like Snausages and are mystery meat flavored. RD judges from the name that they should be "the world's blandest barbecue". He also had his wife get him some Jaws Popsicles from South Korea. Sadly he doesn't eat some here.

Ryback is renting out his Las Vegas townhouse. (:27) RD reads a description of it including an inspirational sign positioned strategically in the bathroom. He wants to see Terri Runnels at Starrcast to ask her about her house.

David Arquette participated in a wrestling training session which included leapfrogs. (:32) Blade tries comparing it to his battering ram move. He wants the Rose and Mr. Fitness to fight him and RD.

Someone tried to poop attack a WWE training facility three years ago according to a TMZ report, so B.M. Punk calls in from Ryback's bathroom. (:36)  "I should probably eat a Hall's throat Laura - thing. ... I haven't done a promo in a while. Can't even say lozenge. Is that how you say it?" This makes RD laugh (for once). He dreams of someday creating an Ultimate Feces Championship. Blade cough laughs afterwards.

Tammy's parole hearing was postponed until September so she'll still be residing in jail until then. RD: "I don't think she'll be doing Tam Time." (:42)

Today's Question comes from Patreon instead of Facebook, from a requesting post made one (1) month ago (May 28) that was answered to by all of four (4) people. (:44) Grayson Little is the chosen one this time, asking why Primo and Epico weren't made as the fragrance-gimmick tag team the Colognes.

:46 Toys"R"Us still has a surplus of Becky Lynch dolls to deal with, including 400 at a branch nearby RD as seen at the top. (:46) This does not include Eve Marie dolls which are also available and also look like Lynches. RD wants to buy them all in bulk, then mail them to her once a week by "Mr. X". He then asks the Listeners to also spam her with dolls in an attempt to win an appearance on the progrem.
(Update on the Becky Lynch dolls from Deal's Twitter accunt: "Follow up on Becky Lynch Dolls Across America! Went to TRU tonight, the one that had the 400 Becky dolls. Wanted to get 2 for me & @BladeBraxton as a memento for this week's episode. THEY WERE ALL GONE!!!!!! I credit WrestleCrap Radio's call to action!!" --Raging_Demons)

Instead of further talking about WWE as originally in their itinerary, the two discuss more about the dolls. (:58 - :69) Blade wants to do stop-motion animation with them, or link their hands across the country or as a border (doll) wall. RD wants to make them as a championship belt, or thrown during her matches, or distributed only to the Listeners as "The Lynch Mob".

John Cena doesn't want a vasectomy anymore. Someone should get him a Becky Lynch doll instead.

Seventeen Syllables:
John's vasectomy.
You can't see me in ring. In
bed you can't semen.

$31.00 plus that $19.99 The Price Is Right  

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Patreon,
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 1. I don’t even know what.
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 2. Popeye, BM Punk

  • Blade Burps: 2
  • Blade Time Outs:  9 (2 Real Quick)
  • RD Time Outs:  7
  • Mama’s Broken Damn Damn Damn Dishes:  1
  • Krankor Laughs:  2
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man:  2
  • Weird Al laughs:  1
  • Cricket Chirps: 2
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 2
  • Question of the Week from: Grayson Little
    • Why didnt WWE make Primo and Epico the Colognes, a team of wrestlers who love fragrances? RD quickly moves on when Blade gives a Colon alternative. 
  • WrestleCrap 3 Count:  3 things to do with overproduced Becky Lynch dolls.
    • RD:  Hoard them, make them into a title belt.
    • Blade:  Build wall at the USA-Mexico border, Becky Lynch Dolls Across America, Rankin-Bass animated feature film.
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Cena snip snip:
    John's vasectomy.
    You can't see me in ring. In
    bed you can't semen.

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