Minisode #088 Merry Xmas, Johnny Six!

by iggy

December 21, 2007

Chris Engler sings a Trolla version of Jingle Bells
Rowdy Roddy Piper's Xmas PSAs
Unwrapping gifts
Trolla sends Johnny Six to RD

#under the tree #santy claus

088 Audio Snowball Christmas: December 21, 2007

Audio Snowball Christmas
(85 minutes)

This is an audio snowball fight. RD loves the pre-Xmas shows best. Clips of the WrestleCrap Choir singing Jingle Bells are interspersed in this show, one of them being Chris Engler, now of the Trolla Corporation. (:15)

Blade returned to hitting the bottle. Sad News: the Lions didn't make the playoffs. (:20) [They'll get 'em until next season! --Iggy] He has another "Big Announcement" for next time.

Blade has a heart-warming story about he and Don flipping off a girl during the Xmas season. (:26)

Obscure Wrestling News (:28): a Playboy Diva poll is shockingly led by Chyna and Ashley Massaro. Damien Demento has been shooting on Vince McMahon and people who call him a jobber. (:33) The Deever will be at the Big Boy Toy Show, which is not the title of a PPV.

Piper has Xmas clips about Santy Claus. (:39) Horsetrolla (:41): Bobtail was the horse's name in Jingle Bells. Mickie James went to the WWE events in Iraq. Blade is worried about wrestlers' helicopters being shot down while bad Creed songs are played. I think that since Vietnam was tragedy, the Iraq War is comedy.

The WrestleCrap Choir has the giggles and is drunk. (:45)

Question of the Week (:51): Give RD a prize/bribe to read your question. RD reads from the Dusty Rhodes book to further prove its existence. Travie Yak (2) wants WrestleCrap audio-books. More Piper clips.

Xmas Gift Exchange (:59): Blade received from C. Thomas Howell a rather...transposed gift. Deever's picture is ghostly white and her action figure is black. Perhaps she's the next Soul Man? He also got a Billy Sims Lions jersey. RD received a Brother Midnight T-Shirt (without pants of course) and a Potty Time bear.

Trolla also sent RD the TrollaTron 5200 AKA Johnny 6. (:69) His first words: "This. Place. Is. A. Pit." Blade suggests Johnny be the TNA correspondent. "T. N. A. Sucks," he replies, but he does like porn, so they balance out.

Barking Dogs.

Holiday Haiku That's a Little Bit Naughty and a Little Bit Nice:
WrestleCrap Christmas.
What would make the yuletide gay?
[Michael] Cole in your stocking.

Minisode #087 Food Gimmicks

by iggy

December 14, 2007

RD loves the Xmas food gimmicks
RD bought 10 boxes of Little Debbie Snack Trees

#bladey #booze bar

087 Mira-Hall on 34th Street: December 14, 2007

RD marks out for Jillian Hall
(78 minutes)

Yes, that IS Stephanie McMahon wearing a Matilda shirt.
This show has many teases for next week's episode.

The first instant WrestleCrap induction: Julian Hall's five-song Xmas EP. Blade still loves his Matilda stuffed animal. RD has given up trying to have a clean show. Worst ever impressions. Gay wookie kissing. Speaking of transsexual dinosaurs...

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:19): all the Xmas food gimmicks. RD wisely stocked up on Little Debbie cakes before Thanksgiving.

Obscure Wrestling News (:27): Christy Hemme has posed for Jason Beam as Red Riding Hood. Blade and RD explore the Hogan energy drink brother website, with a special appearance by JT Titty. (:33)

Question of the Week from Zane (:37): More praise about TNA's simplicity and how it has spread to other promotions. SPEAKING OF TNA, they beat WWE in the ratings, well, WWE's ECW anyway, well, on a different night too. (:49)

Blade and RD recap Raw's 15th Anniversary show,  (:52) featuring the return of Bastion Booger, this time wearing clothes. Molly Holly got shafted. Blade loved Steve Blackman's gimmick.

A Kinder, Gentler Haiku:
Jillian's jingle.
I have nothing bad to say.
I would ring her bells.

Minisode #086 RD's Reindeer Play Leapfrog

by iggy

December 7, 2007

Robert Goulet opens the show.
RD's Xmas display was altered.
Blade's odd stories

#xmas crickets #appalled

086 Reindeer Leapfrog: December 7, 2007

RD's Reindeer Play Leapfrog
Reindeer Leapfrog
(79 minutes)

Xmas crickets. Blade is the Bushwacker Luke of WrestleCrap Radio. The WrestleCrap Book of Lists!!! is out in finer and not finer stores.

Someone rearranged RD's skeleton reindeers so that they were playing leap frog. (:19) Blade says, "I thought you were going to say, 'Get on all fours like Linda McMahon and start barking.' "

Blade's Trip to Mexico...Missouri (:24): Jerry Only gave Blade his shirt.

Obscure Wrestling News (:34): Midgets of Insanity and semen-filled explosions. Anonymous Brooke vows/threatens to be on TNA and in Playboy. I think TNA isn't comparable to AAA baseball, it's more like a has-been league. Gail Kim is single. Blade is speechless. They call her a pan-face (isn't the term butterface?). RD thought Fantasy Booking Island would be a surefire hit. He proposes the WrestleCrap Carolers send in clips of themselves singing Jingle Bells. (:43)

Horsetrolla: Trolla products keep the show on track. (:49) Francine to wed. No cake, just a salt lick. JBL called Lillian Garcia a horseface.

Question of the Week from Raging Demons (2) (:55): Resurgence of fake wrestlers? RD remembers a previous Mail Bag segment in which he was constantly shilling. (:62) Black Scorpion 3, David Sheldon, Angel of Death, died.

TNA's four briefcases on four poles match. (:66) One had a pink slip, one had a title shot certificate.

Next week's Anniversary Raw will be three hours long and staffed entirely with WCW players. (:72)

Seventeen Syllables, All You Need to Know:
Fifteen years of Raw.
At this rate, I'd say about
six years too many.