The Fruitcakes are saluting women (again) for some reason.
RD wants to (again) reinvent the show to broadcast it to coal miners. I believe Mike Check did that once.
You know Blade is still single because he wants to talk about "feminine" things. (:05)
Blade found some tasty beef jerky at Wal Mart. (:07) He does not like turkey jerky because "it literally tastes like you're devouring a zombie." You can probably guess what a person would sound like after eating one.
Doritos Taco Bell Doritos are now available. (:09) Blade wanted to try a few, but prematurely ate them before calling. He has mixed feelings about them.
Another damn Divas (reality) show is in the making. (:12) One Diva named Summer Rae "sounded like a douche" according to RD.
Blade wants to auction off something in his freezer because he once again needs the money. (:17)
Mickie James says she's not being used properly by TNA. You don't say. (:20) Blade once again missed a chance to be with her, the poor sap. [Blade could have met her if it didn't take him 2 years to manage to find Raging_Demons' post about it on the forums - RVMKai] [AND! AND! I met Mickie James a lot quicker than Blade ever did! Mickie James is not a Tim Tebow fan. - Raging_Demons]