WCR Video: Interactive: Desperately Geeking Virgil

On Wrestlecrap Radio episode #162 (in 2009), RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton watched a rather bizarre interview with Ted Dibiase's former man-servant, Virgil, at some random comic convention. Here, it seemed that the "self-proclaimed wrestling superstar" was a little too excited at the fact that a female (or an actual person, for that matter) actually showed up within 10 feet of his usually "lonely" gimmick table and looked to want a little (to make another "Madonna" reference:) "Hanky Panky" with his interviewers...but he ends up looking more like a certain "Little River Band" song (that can be heard on The Mike Check Show today).

And speaking of "perverts"; Sir Alec Heineken then calls in, after the Interactive segment ended, to read the bizarre YouTube comments.

(Video Title: "WCR Commentary Season 2, Episode 10: Desperately Geeking Virgil" by FSin WCR)

...And also be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

WCR Video: Interactive: Doin' a Kwicky

Since WWE are currently touring Australia, WCR Videos will today present the Wrestlecrap Radio Interactive segment (from episode #158) from 2009 where RD and Blade did commentary on the opening of the short lived animated series: "The Kwicky Koala Show". But remember, don't call Kwicky "the fastest bear in Australia" since he's actually a marsupial and he "obviously" wouldn't appreciate that? :)

(Video Title: "WCR Commentary Season 2, Episode 7: Doin' a Kwicky" by FSinWCR)

...And also be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

WCR Video: Interactive: Phil Collins VS The Ultimate Warrior

In 2006, WrestleCrap.com had unearthed the most bizarre match in wrestling history: "The Ultimate Warrior" versus former Genesis front man "Phil Collins". This was also probably the first time that RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton did commentary on a YouTube video before the WCR Interactives actually became a re-occurring segment on Wrestlecrap Radio in 2008.

The Video with commentary:

(Video Title: "Phil Collins versus Ultimate Warrior - WrestleCrap" by RD Reynolds)

The Original Video:

(Video Title: "Ultimate Warrior versus Phil Collins" uploaded by RD Reynolds)

And after watching this video, it's possible that you'll be left with more questions than answers, like:
  • Who's idea was it to film Ultimate Warrior and Phil Collins in a ring in the first place?
  • Why would Phil actually choose to wear that ridiculous looking head gear with the love hearts on it?
  • Does dancing badly to the song "Two Hearts" lead to "Destrucity"?
  • Why didn't Gilbert Gottfried receive a "Warrior Award" for being dragged into this?
  • Why does my heard hurt right now?

...Well, these questions will probably never have any resemblance of a reasonable explanation? But perhaps it would have been better if they had listened to Gilbert Gottfried opinion at the end of the video before making it?

(Edit: As I later found out on Brain Zane's "Wrestling With Wregret" YouTube show; this video was actually a sketch from a 1990 TV special titled: "Seriously... Phil Collins")...seriously?

...Oh, and speaking of "Phil Collins"; "The Mike Check Show" is currently playing "Something Happened On The Way To Heaven" today! (Cheap plug!) And also be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives! (another cheap plug!)

WCR Video: The Downfall of RD Reynolds (A "Hitler Reacts To..." Parody)

Back in 2006 there were a series of parody-subtitled videos on the Internet, based on a scene from the 2004 film "Downfall", that featured (an actor portraying) Adolf Hitler getting upset over topical events and trivial gossip. One of Wrestlecrap Radio's 12 listeners, LannysPermJuice, joined in on the "Hitler reacts to..." meme bandwagon and subtitled the clip with Hitler reenacting the infamous "The Gillman Incident", which was time when RD Reynolds was furious at Blade Braxton on WCR for going on tangents and making episode #103 feel "six ____ hours long"!

(Video by LannysPermJuice)

And over on The Mike Check Show, you can see another "Hitler" related parody, this time by comedian Mel Brooks doing "The Hitler Rap" from the soundtrack to 1983 film "To Be or Not to Be"!

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

WCR Video: Blade Interviews Loverboy's Mike Reno

On the August 28, 2009 edition of Wrestlecrap Radio (episode #155), Blade Braxton plays a clip of his brief interview with Mike Reno from 1980's rock band Loverboy. How did this happen? Well, Blade went to see Loverboy in concert, and with his PressTrolla pass, he was allowed backstage to ask the man about his...favorite breakfast cereal?

Wrestlecrap : Blade Braxton interviews... by Pitbull3

...Well? I guess that sounds better than "Reddi-Wip"?

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives! And for more "Loverboy", please visit The Mike Check Show as he's now playing Loverby's song "Dangerous" over on...THE MACKER!

WCR Video: Nintendo John on WCR

With John Cena making his WWE PPV return at Battleground, today's WCR Video (or videos) will focus on Wrestlecrap Radio's parody of the Doctor of Thug(NES)anomics; Nintendo John. In 2010, Cena debuted a new T-Shirt that was styled after a Nintendo NES game which inspired RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton to debut a new character on WCR (episode #165) who "Can't see Wii!" because he really loves The NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (CHEERS!)

(Video Title: WCR Reconstructions: Nintendo John's Debut (01.15.10) by Greg Diener)

And unlike another one of WWE's "poopy" future T-Shirt ideas, Nintendo John became a reoccurring character and even called the show a few episodes later (on Wrestlecrap Radio episode #168) when he found out that Blade was selling his copy "Stadium Events" on eBay for $9,400...which is a rare NES game ON THE NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (CHEERS!)

(Video Title: "WCR Reconstructions: Blade Sells Stadium Events (03.05.10)" by Greg Diener)

...And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!


WCR Video: RD Reynolds Dreams of Brooke Hogan

Was it a dream or did Hulk Hogan's daughter Brooke make a cameo on last month's Netflix series GLOW?

[*...5 and a half hours of binge watching later*]

Maybe it was a dream?...Wait! Let's check the trusty "Internet"...

[*...5 and a half seconds later*]

...Okay, according to Wikipedia, Brooke Hogan played night club manager Amber Fredrickson in episode 8?

Oh there she is?...AAGGHH!!!
..........Well, speaking of "Dreaming Nightmares of Brooke Hogan", here's a video put together by one of Wrestlecrap Radio's 12 listeners, LannysPermJuice, of RD Reynolds' dream analysis (from WCR episode #7) set to music (more specifically; "Those Good Old Dreams" by The Carpenters...which you can also hear on The Mike Check Show!) and some wacky Photoshops.

WARNING! The following Photoshops my disturb some viewers everybody!

(Video by LannysPermJuice)

...As Mike Check would say; "Fascinating". Well, it could have been worse, at least there wasn't a Photoshop of Brooke's mother Linda lactating or.........THIS!


...And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

WCR Video: Interactive: Crockin’ Robin

It's the 4th of July kids! And what a better way to celebrate than to listen to, former WWF Women's Champion, Rockin’ Robin's rendition of "America the Beautiful" from Wrestlemania V, with added commentary from the ......."brother-hood" of Wrestlecrap Radio, RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton (from episode #158)!

(Video created by FSinWCR, Re-uploaded by rvmkai)

And, since we have to promote The Mike Check Show now that we here at wrestlecrapradio.com own it again, head over there to hear Rockin’ Robin's rendition of "America the Beautiful" in full...you'll wish you didn't!

...And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

WCR Video: Interactive: Craplvicious

With the debut of the new Netflix series "GLOW", a TV program based on the 1980s all female wrestling promotion of the same name, WCR Videos presents the time when RD and Blade did commentary (on Wrestlecrap Radio episode #168) of the entire debut episode of "WrestleLicious". What was "WrestleLicious" you ask? Well...you could say that it was the 2009 "re-imagining" of GLOW, as it was an all-female wrestling promotion (started up by some guy who won $35.3 million in a Powerball) which featured cheesy wrestling gimmicks, skits and raps, as you'll see in the following three clips:

Part 1:

Part 2:

Part 3:

(Video title(s): "WCR Commentary: Season 3, Episode 4: Craplvicious Part 1 (also: part 2 and 3)" by FSinWCR)

...And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

WCR Video: Interactive (2009): WrestleLicious Demo

With next fortnight's debut of the new Netflix series "GLOW", a TV program based on the 1980s all female wrestling promotion of the same name, WCR Videos presents RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton's (from Wrestlecrap Radio episode #142) commentary of the teaser trailer to then then upcoming "WrestleLicious" series (...another all-female wresting promotion, which, I guess, was supposed to be the 2009 "re-imagining" of GLOW?):

(WCR Interactive (2009): WrestleLicious Demo by rvmkai)

And make sure to come back...right here! (on wrestlecrapradio.com!) in two weeks when WCR Videos will present RD and Blade doing their brand of commentary on the entire WrestleLicious' debut episode!

...And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives

WCR Video: Interactive (2009): Crappy Days

A couple of months ago, TV actress 'Erin Moran', who played Joanie Cunningham on 1970's sitcom "Happy Days", sadly passed away. So today, WCR Videos presents the time when RD and Blade did their brand of commentary (on Wrestlecrap Radio episode #148) on Happy Days' opening theme song:

(WCR Interactive (2009): Crappy Days by rvmkai)

...And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!!

WCR Video: Cartoon: RD Reynolds sings "Candy? (You're A Fine Girl)"

Here's a cartoon I made a few years ago using goanimate.com with RD Reynolds singing Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) by Looking Glass (...although he changes the title to "Candy", for Wrestlecrap Radio Halloween episode #81, for some reason?).

(Video Title: "RD Reynolds Karaoke 2" by R.V.M Kai)

And speaking of the song "Brandy", did you know that it's one of the songs featured on The Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2 soundtrack? ...And speaking of speaking of that: today over at The Mike Check Show (...and I don't know why I'm even bothering to promote them since we at wrestlecrapradio.com are supposed to be free of Mike and his idiot daughter), it seems that former WWE superstar Dave Batista (who also plays Drax: The Destroyer...sadly not "Dave Bistro") is forcibly requesting Mike Check to play random songs from both Volumes 1 and 2 of his film's soundtracks for the next couple of weeks.

...And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives! And for more Cartoons click here

The Mike Check Show: 6(66) YEARS OF WHACKIN'! (April 2016)

*(NOTE: For more MIKE CHECK SHOW Anniversary specials, click here)

The whole backstory (for those confused):

Back in April 2016, The Mike Check Show's "5 Years Of Whackin/This Is Your Life'" Anniversary special had left wrestlecrapradio.com members; R.V.M Kai and Raging_Demons, with the job of having to "clean up the shrapnel" that this debacle of a show had caused. This, along with Mike's own stupidity, had led KMCR: "The MACKER!" to be pulled off the air. The progrem was later reinstated with Mike Check being granted one last chance. However, wrestlecrapradio.com had also inadvertently discovered an accounting issue that involved Mike and his "whiz-kid" daughter and it wasn't until October 2016 that it was revealed that Mike Check actually owed wrestlecrapradio.com a lot of money because...well...Mike's daughter had been embezzling funds from our fearless leader, Premier Blah, for quite some time. So as punishment, Mike received a mystery guest host for "Halloween Hootenanny", who turned out to be "Zombie" Nathaniel. However, before the "undead N.E.R.D" was able eat Mike and his Daughter's brains (or annoy them about TNA to death, whichever came first?), he was "DELETED" with the help of "Broken" Matt Hardy's loyal servants; SeƱor Benjamin and Vanguard One.

It then seemed that Mike and his Daughter's problems were over...but to make matters worse, Premier Blah's "We Wish You A Turtle Christmas" CD, the rare soundtrack to a terrible Ninja Turtle Christmas special, was accidentally sent to Mike Check's HQ to be played on his annual "Christmas Carousal" month in December 2016. So of course, once Premier Blah found out that his CD was missing, asked Mike for it back...but what he didn't know was that Mike's daughter had already destroyed it with a sledgehammer in a fit of rage (possibly channeling the anger of Alberto El Patron?) after hearing too many god awful songs on it. In January 2017, Premier Blah decided that wrestlecrapradio.com would take control over The Mike Check Show's song format until he, at least, got his CD back (and, in the meantime, Mike's Daughter attempts to find another copy without much luck).

In February 2016, Mike is granted the freedom to temporarily handle the song-list for "Love on the Ropes" month. All goes well until Mike decided to dedicate a week of songs to his old weather presenter from WTKO: THE KNOCKOUT!", Suzie Shuffle, which ends in disaster after Mike says...well some inappropriate stuff about her that Old Blade would say. Suzie's threat of a lawsuit (and she was already pissed off about what Mike said about her a year before) along with the fact that Mike was already 'skating on thin ice', causes The Mike Check Show to be cancelled once again. However in March 2016, R.V.M Kai reinstates the show as he felt that Mike's odd behavior, which included telling his listeners to "worship the devil", may have somehow not been directly his fault? However, he also informs Mike that Premier Blah is fed up and decided to take 100% control of the Mike Check Show permanently unless everything that Mike and his daughter had stole from him was paid back by the end of the month (getting his CD back was no longer important by this point).

During that time, "The Broken Hardys" appear out of nowhere and give Mike and his daughter a "Premon-EETION" that they should beware a "demon" that will " PROCURE" their show who will render it "OBSOLETE"...and of course they think that it's "Raging_Demons" (who oddly then happens to say some horrible things about Stone Cold Steve Austin on Twitter?). Mike's Daughter, worried that KMCR would be permanently cancelled under the wrestlecrapradio.com regime and also unhappy about her computer being hacked, which resulted in The Mike Check Show's playlist being modified to include songs about lying, cheating and stealing, desperately scrambles to find an investor (Dixie Carter even calls to make an offer). She is even sent on a 'wild goose chase' to England to provide some "services" to Sir Alec Heineken...which oddly doesn't go the way as she hoped. Meanwhile, Mike is contacted by a mysterious listener, who refers to himself as "Sam O'Hellyeah", who claims that he has the ability to help make all of Mike's problems go away. Mike, without his daughter's complete knowledge, reluctantly accepts "Sam's" offer and, for Mike, "The Mike Check Show" is saved...or so they thought???

You see, Sam was actually "STAN: THE EVIL TROLL LORD", a character from "Wrestlecrap Radio" (formerly known as "Satan") who possesses wrestling personalities on social networking sites  and occasionally calls in to Mike Check to play requests. STAN reveals on April 1, 2017 that he took advantage of Mike's senility by tricking him into partnering with him to take The Mike Check Show back from wrestlecrapradio.com in order to make it easier to "possess" it for himself. He also revealed that he was the one behind all the recent odd occurrences over the last four months, such as; possessing Premier Blah to send Mike his CD, possessing Mike to make Suzie Shuffle upset, etc, and that it was all part of his evil plan for world domination. He also allows Mike to continue to celebrate The Mike Check Show's "6 Years Of Whackin!'" Anniversary month (renaming it: "666 Years Of Whackin!") before he would completely "possess" the show along with Mike's soul. And to make things interesting, Stan on April 4, decides to have a song battle with Mike to determine who could play the better songs in their "particular market". The terms in place was that if STAN won, not only could he keep the progrem and Mike's soul, but he could also take Mike daughter's soul as well. However, if Mike won; Stan would be forced to leave, return the progrem's ownership over to Mike and his daughter, and also grant them one wish.

So now Mike and STAN have each played their 13 songs and, by the looks of it, the song choices made by Mike aren't so good...but do he and his daughter pull through in the end??? You'll have to read it to find out:

  1. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
  2. Thorn In Your Eye by Slam Jam
  3. Liar by Rollins Band (Note: Stan reveals his whole evil plan here.)
  4. Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) by Tenacious D (EXPLICIT) - Stan and Mike's song battle starts here with Mike's #1 Pick
  5. Hells Bells by AC/DC - STAN'S #1 Pick
  6. To Hell With The Devil by Stryper - Mike's #2 Pick
  7. From Here To Eternity by Iron Maiden - STAN'S #2 Pick
  8. Satan Bite The Dust! by Carman - Mike's #3 Pick
  9. Shout At The Devil by Motley Crue - STAN'S #3 Pick
  10. Why Should The Devil Have All The Good Music by Larry Norman and Geoff Moore - Mike's #4 Pick
  11. Hotter Than Hell / Firehouse by KISS - STAN'S #4 Pick
  12. Burning Down The House by Talking Heads - Mike's #5 Pick
  13. The Silver Tongued Devil And I by Kris Kristofferson - STAN'S #5 Pick
  14. Go Down Moses (Let My People Go) by Paul Robeson - Mike's #6 Pick
  15. N.I.B. by Black Sabbath - STAN'S #6 Pick
  16. Pray by M.C. Hammer - Mike's #7 Pick
  17. (You’re The) Devil in Disguise by Elvis Presley - STAN'S #7 Pick
  18. Repossessed by Cindy Valentine- Mike's #8 Pick
  19. Devil With A Blue Dress by Mitch Ryder and The Detroit Wheels - STAN'S #8 Pick
  20. Bad by Michael Jackson- Mike's #9 Pick
  21. See You In Hell by Grim Reaper  - STAN'S #9 Pick
  22. You’re No Good by The Muppets  - Mike's #10 Pick
  23. Sympathy For The Devil by The Rolling Stones - STAN'S #10 Pick
  24. Hell Hath No Fury by Frankie Laine - Mike's #11 Pick
  25. Robot Hell by The Futurama Cast w/ The Beastie Boys - STAN'S #11 Pick
  26. The Devil Went Down To Georgia by Primus Mike's #12 Pick
  27. Devil Comes Back To Georgia by Charlie Daniels and Mark O’Connor feat. Cash, Tritt and Stuart - STAN'S #12 Pick
  28. Head Cuttin’ Duel by Steve Vai and Ry Cooder - Mike's #13 Pick
  29. Highway to Hell by AC/DC - STAN'S #13 Pick
  30. Devil Is A Loser by Lordi - (*Spoiler alert*): Mike receives a bonus "All or Nothing" song pick (sort of like how Robin Hood received "one more shot" in the archery contest in the film "Men In Tights" for some reason?) due to Stan cheating the previous day by repeating a song by the same artist/band (i.e. AC/DC).)

WCR Video: Minisode Flashback #133: Paul Christy

"How many apartment buildings can you own"? Well just ask Paul Christy. He was a "wrestler/magician/hypnotist/alright" who made his one and only appearance on Tusesday Night Titans. Rather than let host 'Mean Gene' interview him, he ranted to the audience about apartments buildings and something about "woman", "sexual" with "pretty blue eyes" and "physical appearance". He also got mad whenever Gene tried to interrupt him during his his magic tricks. Needless to say, he didn't last much longer in the then World Wrestling Federation.

But not only do RD and Blade talk about Mr. Christy on Wrestlecrap Radio Episode #133 (in 2008), they also talk about the ranting and raving of another former WWE "Superstar"...Billy Graham, that is, and the time he channeled the "Lord Of Darkness" Satan (two years before becoming the charterer on WCR who possess wrestling personalities on social networking sites and then later changing his name to "Stan: The Evil Troll Lord") when writing this evil email to a wrestling promoter.

...And speaking of STAN, for those who have been missing Mike Check's "6(66) Years Of Whackin" Anniversary, STAN and Mike Check have been battling it out over on THE MIKE CHECK SHOW in a song contest. They both have chosen to play 13 songs, that play well in their particular market, over the total control of the ownership of "KMCR: THE MACKER!" But that's not the only thing that's on the line, because if STAN wins, Mike and his "whiz-kid" daughter must also sell their souls and spend the rest of eternity in Hell. But if Mike wins, STAN must also must leave them alone and grant them with one wish. Anyway, today's song selection by Mike Check is "You're No Good", which co-incidentally perfectly describes how Mike has been going in this song battle so far!

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives and here for more WCR Minisodes!

WCR Video: Interactive: The PAGEmaster

Diamond Dallas Page has been inducted into the 2017 class of the "WWE Hall Of Fame", so here's RD and Blade doing commentary on a video of his ex-wife Kimberly Page (from Wrestlecrap Radio episode #170) advertising about performing "a tough but totally doable" session of DDP Yoga (formerly YRG) with DDP at an Atlanta reunion show in 2010. And it seems that Blade is still smitten with her after getting her "Head" (not the type that you think!)

(Video original title: "WCR Commentary: Season 3, Episode 6: The PAGEmaster" by FSinWCR)

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

(265/40/41?!?!?!) Miss-Math: April 1, 2017

20 minutes
((( recorded in high phone-muffled fidelity ))) 

Some vintage albeit bad Wrestlemania related tune takes up 10% of the running time.

You know this episode is an April Fools prank when RD skips a number. This would technically be the FORTIETH episode if based on the old RD&BS format, but instead this is apparently the forty-FIRST. Perhaps Blade's (under the) influence got to him too much. Seriously; (mike) check through the Recaps link and see for yourself.

RD: "You realize we've had more RD & Blade shows than Wrestlemania."

Blade remembers Susan St. James uh-oh-ing. RD remembers Rockin' Robin and her Brother Hood. (:05)

This year's WM (33) has 13 matches that will take at least six and a half hours long. (:08)

RD is stuck on the Divas' movesets. (:09)

More random names are in the Andre The Giant Battle Royal Memorial hootenanny. (:11) RD wants a Bill Frehlick run-in.

Randy Orton is in another match. (:12) Blade doesn't want to see him dating. RD wants to see his orgasmic wife make a return to the ring.

Social Security recipient Undertaker is once again back at it. (:14) Blade: "I don't mind Roman Reigns." RD: "Blade Braxton Quote: "I don't mind Roman Reigns.""

Blade thinks Shane McMahon should fight while high. RD thinks he will jump off a roller coaster. (:15)

RD on WM as a whole and echoing many folks: "Who cares?"

RD has to "run" to a Wrestlemania party which will last even longer than the 12 hour event. (:16)

Seventeen Syllables Of Analysis:
Goldberg. Goldberg. Gold-
Berg. Goldberg. Goldberg. Goldberg.
Goldberg.  Goldberg. Gold.

WCR Video: Minisode Flashback #057: Bizarro

What is this, Bizzaro world or something? Over on The Mike Check Show, you have Mike actually paying back a debt (for once in his life) that he owed us at wrestlecraprado.com. And now you have the latest episode of Wrestlecrap Radio with a "clean-cut" Blade Braxton talking to a "potty mouth" RD Reynolds:

...No. Actually this WCR Minisode was from the 2007 April Fools Episode (WCR #57) which also featured a "living" Lord Alfred Hayes and Blade Braxton co-hosting with, Chase MasterCharge debt collector, John Thomas.

EDIT: This just in: Speaking of "debt-collecting co-hosts", in what seems as some cruel April Fools trolling joke; the man that identified himself as "Sam O'Hellyeah" who helped Mike Check pay back the money that he embezzled from, our fearless leader Premier Blah, was actually "STAN: The Evil Troll Lord" (the devil formerly known as "Satan"). Sources tell this reporter that Stan tricked Mike into possessing The Mike Check Show for himself and will also co-host his "6(66) Years Of Whackin" Anniversary Month...before also possessing Mike's "soul"...and I'm not talking about the "musical genre" here.

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives and here for more WCR Minisodes!

WCR Video: Dennis Stamp Tribute (1946-2017)

We at Wrestlecrapradio.com are saddened by the recent news of the passing of former professional wrestler Dennis Stamp. From Amarillo, Texas; he wrestled globally in the 1970s and 1980s for the AWA and in multiple NWA territories. But he was best known for his appearance in 1999 documentary "Beyond The Mat" where, at age of 50, was still training, hoping to be "booked" for his next match, by carrying a pair of dumbbells and bouncing on a trampoline in his underwear. The line "I'm not booked", which was his reply to Terry Funk when asked why he didn't want to be part of Funk's (one of multiple) retirement match, even became a viral Internet meme on the old wrestlecrap forums.

Dennis Stamp has also been famously mentioned on Wrestlecrap Radio, one occasion being on episode #2 where RD Reynolds proposes that Dennis Stamp host a weekly segment on the podcast called "The Stamp Collection":

Minisode from WCR episode #2 (starts at 2:22)

Dennis Stamp (...or rather, an impersonator) also later made an appearance, while bouncing on his trampoline, on WCR's very 1st Anniversary show:

Minisode from Wrestlecrap Radio episode #36 (starts at 12:10)

 RIP DENNIS STAMP (1946-2017)

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

WCR Video: Shawcrap Redonmason

Today on WCR Videos, we are paying tribute to the famous scene, in the 1994 Academy Award nominated film "The Shawshank Redemption", where Andy Dufresne (played by Tim Robins) locks himself in the prison P.A. room and plays a Wrestlecrap Radio podcast clip of Blade telling an inappropriate Don...Don Mason story over the.....Wait?! That's not right?!

(Video by LannysPermJuice)

Edit: All this video needs now is the narration of Morgan Freeman saying: "I have no idea to this day what those two fruitcakes were blabbering about? Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are better left unsaid. I like to think it was something so god awful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your ears ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared..lower and deeper than anybody in a grey place dares to dream. It as if some an ugly bird had flapped into Eric Bischoff's office and made us vote for it as the Gooker Award winner, and for the briefest of moments, every last 12th listener of Wrestlecrap Radio felt sick to their stomachs".

Oh. Here's the actual song that was used in that scene called "Canzonetta Sull’aria" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart over at (soon to be under wrestlecrapradio.com's ownership) The Mike Check Show.

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

WCR Video: Interactive: Somethin' Fishy

We at Wrestlecrapradio.com are saddened at the recent passing of WWE Hall Of Famer George "The Animal" Steele. Not only was he famous for poking his green tongue and ripping turnbuckles with his teeth in the squared circle, but he also had a stint in the movie business, such as his role in playing Tor Johnson in "Ed Wood". With that being said, did you know that he was also involved in another film project co-starring Greg "The Hammer" Valentine? In December of 2008 (episode #128), RD and Blade did commentary on the teaser snippet for their movie "Somethin' Fishy" on Wrestlecrap Radio, which involved the two co-stars (who buy a fish camp in the back woods of Florida) just sitting around talking about their glory days in the ring.

WCR Interactive: Somethin' Fishy by rvm619
(Video created by J. Freek, reuploaded by R.V.M Kai)

To this day, it is unknown if this film project was ever completed or has even seen the light of day? I guess it could probably be "sleepin' with the fishes"? ...Sorry, that joke probably sounds "inappropriate" under the circumstances, so I'll conclude by saying:

Rest In Peace: George "The Animal" Steele (1937–2017)

WCR Video: Interactive: Doritios Diaper

A few months a go, we posted a TV commercial starring Rebecca DiPietro, where she punches a kid in the nads for some reason? But did you know that the former 2006 WWE Diva Search contestant also starred in a Doritios Superbowl ad? Well not really. The following WCR Video was an attempt that unfortunately didn't make the final cut in the 2009 Doritos SuperBowl commercial contest...I wonder why?
(Note: The commentary by RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton is from Wrestlecrap Radio episode #135)

(Video Title: "Pooper Bowl" by FSinWCR)

...Well, at least she didn't punch the baby in the nads this time?

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

WCR Video: RD Reynolds Has Something To Say

Each year the loser of a bet between RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton, based on the results of the NFL's 'Pro Bowl' or their fantasy football league teams, is forced to say a list of embarrassing things sent by email from Wrestlecrap Radio's 12 listeners. The following WCR Videos, set to music by Lannyspermjuice, are taken from the 2010 (#165) and 2011 (#197) episodes of WCR where Deal had lost the wager both years, which meant that he had "something to say"...which also included being forced to sing the following Lady Gaga songs:



...And don't forget to check out the previous WCR Video of RD Reynolds being forced to sing Justin Bieber's "Baby" by wrestlecrapradio.com's very own Raging_Demons by clicking right here.

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

Return Of The Gooker, Once Again, Return Of The Gooker!

When you take a look at these nominations all I have to say is...Thank God I'm not watching WWE these days! Hit it!

Return of The Gooker, once again, Return of The Gooker, Oh My Lord!

Raging_Demons here once again kiddies. Yes while not dealing with Mike Check I get to do this once in a while. It is once again Gooker Time. Yes the 2016 nominations of The Gooker are out. The Gooker represents by the wrestling fans as the most recognized award for the worst ever in pro wrestling. Be it a match, a storyline, a wrestling character, and for the first time EVER the grand daddy of them all, they are eligible to receive the award for the worst of the worst.

Luckily I missed most of this mess. For those that don't follow me social or comment wise I am no longer watching WWE. It had started with that "Sting's Road to Wrestlemania" garbage giving that feeling that all it was is simply for Vinnie Mac to stroke his cock. Then we add Road Dogg's insensitive Twitter comments basically saying, and I'm paraphrasing here and also this is important since Road Dogg is a WWE Road Agent now (Gee I wonder how he GOT THAT JOB?!?) where he said "Sure you can go try it out (referring to watching other wrestling promotions like New Japan, Ring Of Honor, and even TNA of all things) but we all know that you'll be back (referring to always coming back and watching WWE)" which I found completely tasteless. The straw that broke the camel's back was one guy's constant, never ending push even thought he's got the physical gifts but the actual talent of a Ziggy comic.

You know the guy. Roman Reigns. That was it! Thank God for The Broken Hardy's for bringing me back to wrestling.

So I got to watched all of this for you and let me say...

God damn 2016 was bad! Did The Ratings Reaper try to kill actual wrestling talent as well?

Without further adieu here are your 2016 Gooker Nominations!


1. Wrestlemania 32: There have been several close attempts for a Wrestlemania, deemed "The Grand Daddy Of Them All", to be nominated for a Gooker, but this is a first time EVAH that a Wrestlemania has been nominated for a Gooker. Not only the event was WAY longer than the entire run of "Firefly" but most of the matches were either ranging from mediocre to god awful. Yes even Shane McMahon's match with The Undertaker were in the lines of cringe worthy.

2. Jeff Jarrett Selling "Global Force Gold": Hey you! Yes you! You like Jeff Jarrett? You like Jarrett's idea of a World Pro Wrestling League called "Global Force Wrestling"? You like gold? I know you like gold! Well Jeff Jarrett has a deal FER YOU! Sure selling gold may look like a pyramid scheme of Herbalife levels and this makes all the gold selling commercials that you see on FOX News seem even less credible than this, but its gold right? RIGHT?!?

3. Darren Young versus Titus O' Neill with Young's Life Coach...Bob Backlund?!?: Personally speaking I think that Darren Young gets constant crap level gimmicks due to the part that he's openly gay. Pro Wrestling at times can be so mentally backwards. Heck, Paul Heyman and Colt Cobana admitted in interviews that there's still antisemitism in pro wrestling today! Okay mini-rant over moving on. Bob Backlund has been a great character in the previous years, even Mick Foley admitted that in one of his books; I think it was "Foley Is Good" but I'm not quite sure but don't let me know about via Social Media okay. SO what do you do to make Darren Young a wrestler on Roman Reigns' level? You...force him to feud Titus O' Neill over and over again with Backlund doing random stuff during the feud that makes no sense what so ever. HUH?!?

4. Enzo Amore's TRIP TO...Sensitivity Training: Remember this kiddies...

Okay take the same premise, change it a little, let's say...a sensitivity class. Put in Enzo Amore, who is so freaking huge right now it's not funny. Enzo Amore is big, GABBY HAYES BIG! What you end up is a set of "comedy" skits, and I refer to "comedy" in this sense as in you were supposed to laugh at the jokes but instead you look at it and say to yourself "Who the hell wrote this crap?" Like what you're reading right now. OH!

The bottom line here is that these "Sensitivity Training" skits made Enzo Amore look real bad here.

5. The Big Nippled Vampire (Shelly Martinez) versus Rebel: Every Wrestlecrap Radio Listener (all 12 of them) and even us here at Wrestlecrapradio.com knows who Shelly Martinez is. She's The BNV, the Big Nippled Vampire. Shelly got that name during her times in the WWE version of ECW running around as a vampire with giant fake fun bags with, as RD Reynolds would say about her nipples are "big and round as a dinner plate". Shelly is also a great wrestler and entertainer wise and I personally met her and she is a good person...Just don't try to start an argument with her because she will win! Oh yes she will! So what happen when a highly trained wrestler like Shelly Martinez goes up against a VERY GREEN wrestler like Rebel who is known for only two things: She can wear jean shorts so tiny that they look like she's wearing a thong and she's real life best friends with Christy Hemme? Put the two together and you get a match that is SO BAD that if I air the video here right now you would sue all of us for causing such psychological damage and I SO do not want that to happen! I hate to steal RD's gimmick but...SPEAKING OF HORRIBLE BAD THINGS!

6. The Wyatt Compound Match: There were a lot of people not happy that "Broken" Matt Hardy and his hijinks along with "Brother Nero" (I Knew You Would Come!) Jeff Hardy should be a shoe-in for a Gooker, but lets face the facts here that Matt Hardy actually created what WWE has been trying for years. Actual "Sports Entertainment" that is good. With the popularity of The Broken Hardyz WWE decided to do one little, itty, bitty, tiny thing. They tried to rip-off "The Final Deletion", turn it into a gimmick match with The Wyatt Family and The New Day, and turned it into a third rate garbage match that hasn't been seen in years. Let me edit that for a sec here. They ripped-off "The Final Deletion", made it into a fifth rate garbage match, and they ripped off Rob Zombie and his movies by making that match look like crap that Uwe Boll poops out. By the way I'm way glad Uwe Boll is retired. Gotta steal Deal's gimmick again here. SPEAKING OF THE NEW DAY!

7. The New Day vs Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson Feud: Poor Luke Gallows. He started as the mouth breather Festus, became liberated in The Straight Edge Society, and was a part of Aces and Eights. Yeesh! I feel bad for the guy. Gallows FINALLY gets some success in New Japan as a part of The Bullet Club. Then he along with fellow Bullet Club members AJ Styles and Karl Anderson get signed by WWE. While AJ Styles gets his own solo push the other two, Gallows and Anderson, get...this crappy feud right here! The Old Day? Midget New Day members? Anderson holding a jar of Big E's testicles saying that "he got no balls?" Did Triple H give Gallows and Anderson a D-Generation X Joke Book and say "Here do everything in this book when you are feuding with The New Day?" FFS MAN!

8. The Shining Stars: OK what the hell! It all begins with Primo and Epico getting a attractive female valet. Then they become comical masked bullfighters with a pet midget dressed as a bull. Now they are Puerto Rico time share sallsmen! What the hell did they do to deserve this crap?!?

Oh yeah, they're related to this guy here!

[I'm quite astonished no one has yet memed on Carlito having Giorgio "The A is for Aliens" Tsoukalos' hair. - PB]

9. The Golden Truth: What happens when you combine R-Truth and Goldust?

Oh Hell No! Instead of two wild and crazy guys we got two guys stuck in a constant loop of really bad jokes and honestly I'm quite offended. I'm supposed to be the one to tell lame jokes around here!

10. TNA in 2016: My personal pick for who should win the Gooker. TNA in 2016 was literally quite a huge embarrassment. First they started to stiff their wrestlers and their technical staff with not paying them. Then they lost wrestlers and staff left and right. Then they had to beg around to get money to do some recording of shows which is downright sad. Then they had wrestlers perform piss poor matches on TV since they are no longer a wrestling company. Then they began stiffing all their creditors not paying them back. Then they got an investor like Billy Corgan, who ran his own (actual) wrestling promotion, to invest in them only to alienate and steal from him. Its like all of this is a giant scheme of some sorts...

(Credit: James Hornsby over at BotchedSpot.com. Check it out now! Its one of my favorite websites!)

Whatever or however TNA does business is beyond me. After all the stupid stuff that they do they always finds a way to stay alive. With recent news event Dixie Carter is now gone from TNA, having new owners from Anthem Sports (Finding new buyers to take over is WAY beyond me for a money-pit of an organization like TNA), and just recently re-signing Dutch Mantell and Jeff Jarrett (Have you heard? Our current Gooker Nominee has a way for you to be rich on gold!) they can actually get out of this mess but in 2016 you can teach a class on TNA on how many times TNA FUBAR'ed.

10 Nominees, 1 winner. You got until January 14th! That's next Saturday kids! GET TO VOTING FOR YOU THINK WILL BE THE GOOKER WINNER NOW!