WCR Video: Minisode Flashback #133: Paul Christy

"How many apartment buildings can you own"? Well just ask Paul Christy. He was a "wrestler/magician/hypnotist/alright" who made his one and only appearance on Tusesday Night Titans. Rather than let host 'Mean Gene' interview him, he ranted to the audience about apartments buildings and something about "woman", "sexual" with "pretty blue eyes" and "physical appearance". He also got mad whenever Gene tried to interrupt him during his his magic tricks. Needless to say, he didn't last much longer in the then World Wrestling Federation.

But not only do RD and Blade talk about Mr. Christy on Wrestlecrap Radio Episode #133 (in 2008), they also talk about the ranting and raving of another former WWE "Superstar"...Billy Graham, that is, and the time he channeled the "Lord Of Darkness" Satan (two years before becoming the charterer on WCR who possess wrestling personalities on social networking sites and then later changing his name to "Stan: The Evil Troll Lord") when writing this evil email to a wrestling promoter.



...And speaking of STAN, for those who have been missing Mike Check's "6(66) Years Of Whackin" Anniversary, STAN and Mike Check have been battling it out over on THE MIKE CHECK SHOW in a song contest. They both have chosen to play 13 songs, that play well in their particular market, over the total control of the ownership of "KMCR: THE MACKER!" But that's not the only thing that's on the line, because if STAN wins, Mike and his "whiz-kid" daughter must also sell their souls and spend the rest of eternity in Hell. But if Mike wins, STAN must also must leave them alone and grant them with one wish. Anyway, today's song selection by Mike Check is "You're No Good", which co-incidentally perfectly describes how Mike has been going in this song battle so far!

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives and here for more WCR Minisodes!

WCR Video: Interactive: The PAGEmaster

Diamond Dallas Page has been inducted into the 2017 class of the "WWE Hall Of Fame", so here's RD and Blade doing commentary on a video of his ex-wife Kimberly Page (from Wrestlecrap Radio episode #170) advertising about performing "a tough but totally doable" session of DDP Yoga (formerly YRG) with DDP at an Atlanta reunion show in 2010. And it seems that Blade is still smitten with her after getting her "Head" (not the type that you think!)


(Video original title: "WCR Commentary: Season 3, Episode 6: The PAGEmaster" by FSinWCR)

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!



(265/40/41?!?!?!) Miss-Math: April 1, 2017

Uh-Oh!
20 minutes
((( recorded in high phone-muffled fidelity ))) 

Some vintage albeit bad Wrestlemania related tune takes up 10% of the running time.

You know this episode is an April Fools prank when RD skips a number. This would technically be the FORTIETH episode if based on the old RD&BS format, but instead this is apparently the forty-FIRST. Perhaps Blade's (under the) influence got to him too much. Seriously; (mike) check through the Recaps link and see for yourself.

RD: "You realize we've had more RD & Blade shows than Wrestlemania."

Blade remembers Susan St. James uh-oh-ing. RD remembers Rockin' Robin and her Brother Hood. (:05)

This year's WM (33) has 13 matches that will take at least six and a half hours long. (:08)

RD is stuck on the Divas' movesets. (:09)

More random names are in the Andre The Giant Battle Royal Memorial hootenanny. (:11) RD wants a Bill Frehlick run-in.

Randy Orton is in another match. (:12) Blade doesn't want to see him dating. RD wants to see his orgasmic wife make a return to the ring.

Social Security recipient Undertaker is once again back at it. (:14) Blade: "I don't mind Roman Reigns." RD: "Blade Braxton Quote: "I don't mind Roman Reigns.""

Blade thinks Shane McMahon should fight while high. RD thinks he will jump off a roller coaster. (:15)

RD on WM as a whole and echoing many folks: "Who cares?"

RD has to "run" to a Wrestlemania party which will last even longer than the 12 hour event. (:16)

Seventeen Syllables Of Analysis:
Goldberg. Goldberg. Gold-
Berg. Goldberg. Goldberg. Goldberg.
Goldberg.  Goldberg. Gold.

WCR Video: Minisode Flashback #057: Bizarro

What is this, Bizzaro world or something? Over on The Mike Check Show, you have Mike actually paying back a debt (for once in his life) that he owed us at wrestlecraprado.com. And now you have the latest episode of Wrestlecrap Radio with a "clean-cut" Blade Braxton talking to a "potty mouth" RD Reynolds:



...No. Actually this WCR Minisode was from the 2007 April Fools Episode (WCR #57) which also featured a "living" Lord Alfred Hayes and Blade Braxton co-hosting with, Chase MasterCharge debt collector, John Thomas.


EDIT: This just in: Speaking of "debt-collecting co-hosts", in what seems as some cruel April Fools trolling joke; the man that identified himself as "Sam O'Hellyeah" who helped Mike Check pay back the money that he embezzled from, our fearless leader Premier Blah, was actually "STAN: The Evil Troll Lord" (the devil formerly known as "Satan"). Sources tell this reporter that Stan tricked Mike into possessing The Mike Check Show for himself and will also co-host his "6(66) Years Of Whackin" Anniversary Month...before also possessing Mike's "soul"...and I'm not talking about the "musical genre" here.


And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives and here for more WCR Minisodes!

WCR Video: Dennis Stamp Tribute (1946-2017)

We at Wrestlecrapradio.com are saddened by the recent news of the passing of former professional wrestler Dennis Stamp. From Amarillo, Texas; he wrestled globally in the 1970s and 1980s for the AWA and in multiple NWA territories. But he was best known for his appearance in 1999 documentary "Beyond The Mat" where, at age of 50, was still training, hoping to be "booked" for his next match, by carrying a pair of dumbbells and bouncing on a trampoline in his underwear. The line "I'm not booked", which was his reply to Terry Funk when asked why he didn't want to be part of Funk's (one of multiple) retirement match, even became a viral Internet meme on the old wrestlecrap forums.

Dennis Stamp has also been famously mentioned on Wrestlecrap Radio, one occasion being on episode #2 where RD Reynolds proposes that Dennis Stamp host a weekly segment on the podcast called "The Stamp Collection":

Minisode from WCR episode #2 (starts at 2:22)


Dennis Stamp (...or rather, an impersonator) also later made an appearance, while bouncing on his trampoline, on WCR's very 1st Anniversary show:

Minisode from Wrestlecrap Radio episode #36 (starts at 12:10)


 RIP DENNIS STAMP (1946-2017)


And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

WCR Video: Shawcrap Redonmason

Today on WCR Videos, we are paying tribute to the famous scene, in the 1994 Academy Award nominated film "The Shawshank Redemption", where Andy Dufresne (played by Tim Robins) locks himself in the prison P.A. room and plays a Wrestlecrap Radio podcast clip of Blade telling an inappropriate Don...Don Mason story over the.....Wait?! That's not right?!


(Video by LannysPermJuice)

Edit: All this video needs now is the narration of Morgan Freeman saying: "I have no idea to this day what those two fruitcakes were blabbering about? Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are better left unsaid. I like to think it was something so god awful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your ears ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared..lower and deeper than anybody in a grey place dares to dream. It as if some an ugly bird had flapped into Eric Bischoff's office and made us vote for it as the Gooker Award winner, and for the briefest of moments, every last 12th listener of Wrestlecrap Radio felt sick to their stomachs".

Oh. Here's the actual song that was used in that scene called "Canzonetta Sull’aria" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart over at (soon to be under wrestlecrapradio.com's ownership) The Mike Check Show.

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

WCR Video: Interactive: Somethin' Fishy

We at Wrestlecrapradio.com are saddened at the recent passing of WWE Hall Of Famer George "The Animal" Steele. Not only was he famous for poking his green tongue and ripping turnbuckles with his teeth in the squared circle, but he also had a stint in the movie business, such as his role in playing Tor Johnson in "Ed Wood". With that being said, did you know that he was also involved in another film project co-starring Greg "The Hammer" Valentine? In December of 2008 (episode #128), RD and Blade did commentary on the teaser snippet for their movie "Somethin' Fishy" on Wrestlecrap Radio, which involved the two co-stars (who buy a fish camp in the back woods of Florida) just sitting around talking about their glory days in the ring.


WCR Interactive: Somethin' Fishy by rvm619
(Video created by J. Freek, reuploaded by R.V.M Kai)

To this day, it is unknown if this film project was ever completed or has even seen the light of day? I guess it could probably be "sleepin' with the fishes"? ...Sorry, that joke probably sounds "inappropriate" under the circumstances, so I'll conclude by saying:

Rest In Peace: George "The Animal" Steele (1937–2017)

WCR Video: Interactive: Doritios Diaper

A few months a go, we posted a TV commercial starring Rebecca DiPietro, where she punches a kid in the nads for some reason? But did you know that the former 2006 WWE Diva Search contestant also starred in a Doritios Superbowl ad? Well not really. The following WCR Video was an attempt that unfortunately didn't make the final cut in the 2009 Doritos SuperBowl commercial contest...I wonder why?
(Note: The commentary by RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton is from Wrestlecrap Radio episode #135)


(Video by FSinWCR, reuploaded by R.V.M Kai)

...Well, at least she didn't punch the baby in the nads this time.

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

WCR Video: RD Reynolds Has Something To Say

Each year the loser of a bet between RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton, based on the results of the NFL's 'Pro Bowl' or their fantasy football league teams, is forced to say a list of embarrassing things sent by email from Wrestlecrap Radio's 12 listeners. The following WCR Videos, set to music by Lannyspermjuice, are taken from the 2010 (#165) and 2011 (#197) episodes of WCR where Deal had lost the wager both years, which meant that he had "something to say"...which also included being forced to sing the following Lady Gaga songs:

2010:


2011:


...And don't forget to check out the previous WCR Video of RD Reynolds being forced to sing Justin Bieber's "Baby" by wrestlecrapradio.com's very own Raging_Demons by clicking right here.

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

Return Of The Gooker, Once Again, Return Of The Gooker!

When you take a look at these nominations all I have to say is...Thank God I'm not watching WWE these days! Hit it!



Return of The Gooker, once again, Return of The Gooker, Oh My Lord!

Raging_Demons here once again kiddies. Yes while not dealing with Mike Check I get to do this once in a while. It is once again Gooker Time. Yes the 2016 nominations of The Gooker are out. The Gooker represents by the wrestling fans as the most recognized award for the worst ever in pro wrestling. Be it a match, a storyline, a wrestling character, and for the first time EVER the grand daddy of them all, they are eligible to receive the award for the worst of the worst.

Luckily I missed most of this mess. For those that don't follow me social or comment wise I am no longer watching WWE. It had started with that "Sting's Road to Wrestlemania" garbage giving that feeling that all it was is simply for Vinnie Mac to stroke his cock. Then we add Road Dogg's insensitive Twitter comments basically saying, and I'm paraphrasing here and also this is important since Road Dogg is a WWE Road Agent now (Gee I wonder how he GOT THAT JOB?!?) where he said "Sure you can go try it out (referring to watching other wrestling promotions like New Japan, Ring Of Honor, and even TNA of all things) but we all know that you'll be back (referring to always coming back and watching WWE)" which I found completely tasteless. The straw that broke the camel's back was one guy's constant, never ending push even thought he's got the physical gifts but the actual talent of a Ziggy comic.

You know the guy. Roman Reigns. That was it! Thank God for The Broken Hardy's for bringing me back to wrestling.

So I got to watched all of this for you and let me say...


God damn 2016 was bad! Did The Ratings Reaper try to kill actual wrestling talent as well?

Without further adieu here are your 2016 Gooker Nominations!

AND THEY ARE....


1. Wrestlemania 32: There have been several close attempts for a Wrestlemania, deemed "The Grand Daddy Of Them All", to be nominated for a Gooker, but this is a first time EVAH that a Wrestlemania has been nominated for a Gooker. Not only the event was WAY longer than the entire run of "Firefly" but most of the matches were either ranging from mediocre to god awful. Yes even Shane McMahon's match with The Undertaker were in the lines of cringe worthy.


2. Jeff Jarrett Selling "Global Force Gold": Hey you! Yes you! You like Jeff Jarrett? You like Jarrett's idea of a World Pro Wrestling League called "Global Force Wrestling"? You like gold? I know you like gold! Well Jeff Jarrett has a deal FER YOU! Sure selling gold may look like a pyramid scheme of Herbalife levels and this makes all the gold selling commercials that you see on FOX News seem even less credible than this, but its gold right? RIGHT?!?


3. Darren Young versus Titus O' Neill with Young's Life Coach...Bob Backlund?!?: Personally speaking I think that Darren Young gets constant crap level gimmicks due to the part that he's openly gay. Pro Wrestling at times can be so mentally backwards. Heck, Paul Heyman and Colt Cobana admitted in interviews that there's still antisemitism in pro wrestling today! Okay mini-rant over moving on. Bob Backlund has been a great character in the previous years, even Mick Foley admitted that in one of his books; I think it was "Foley Is Good" but I'm not quite sure but don't let me know about via Social Media okay. SO what do you do to make Darren Young a wrestler on Roman Reigns' level? You...force him to feud Titus O' Neill over and over again with Backlund doing random stuff during the feud that makes no sense what so ever. HUH?!?


4. Enzo Amore's TRIP TO...Sensitivity Training: Remember this kiddies...



Okay take the same premise, change it a little, let's say...a sensitivity class. Put in Enzo Amore, who is so freaking huge right now it's not funny. Enzo Amore is big, GABBY HAYES BIG! What you end up is a set of "comedy" skits, and I refer to "comedy" in this sense as in you were supposed to laugh at the jokes but instead you look at it and say to yourself "Who the hell wrote this crap?" Like what you're reading right now. OH!



The bottom line here is that these "Sensitivity Training" skits made Enzo Amore look real bad here.


5. The Big Nippled Vampire (Shelly Martinez) versus Rebel: Every Wrestlecrap Radio Listener (all 12 of them) and even us here at Wrestlecrapradio.com knows who Shelly Martinez is. She's The BNV, the Big Nippled Vampire. Shelly got that name during her times in the WWE version of ECW running around as a vampire with giant fake fun bags with, as RD Reynolds would say about her nipples are "big and round as a dinner plate". Shelly is also a great wrestler and entertainer wise and I personally met her and she is a good person...Just don't try to start an argument with her because she will win! Oh yes she will! So what happen when a highly trained wrestler like Shelly Martinez goes up against a VERY GREEN wrestler like Rebel who is known for only two things: She can wear jean shorts so tiny that they look like she's wearing a thong and she's real life best friends with Christy Hemme? Put the two together and you get a match that is SO BAD that if I air the video here right now you would sue all of us for causing such psychological damage and I SO do not want that to happen! I hate to steal RD's gimmick but...SPEAKING OF HORRIBLE BAD THINGS!


6. The Wyatt Compound Match: There were a lot of people not happy that "Broken" Matt Hardy and his hijinks along with "Brother Nero" (I Knew You Would Come!) Jeff Hardy should be a shoe-in for a Gooker, but lets face the facts here that Matt Hardy actually created what WWE has been trying for years. Actual "Sports Entertainment" that is good. With the popularity of The Broken Hardyz WWE decided to do one little, itty, bitty, tiny thing. They tried to rip-off "The Final Deletion", turn it into a gimmick match with The Wyatt Family and The New Day, and turned it into a third rate garbage match that hasn't been seen in years. Let me edit that for a sec here. They ripped-off "The Final Deletion", made it into a fifth rate garbage match, and they ripped off Rob Zombie and his movies by making that match look like crap that Uwe Boll poops out. By the way I'm way glad Uwe Boll is retired. Gotta steal Deal's gimmick again here. SPEAKING OF THE NEW DAY!


7. The New Day vs Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson Feud: Poor Luke Gallows. He started as the mouth breather Festus, became liberated in The Straight Edge Society, and was a part of Aces and Eights. Yeesh! I feel bad for the guy. Gallows FINALLY gets some success in New Japan as a part of The Bullet Club. Then he along with fellow Bullet Club members AJ Styles and Karl Anderson get signed by WWE. While AJ Styles gets his own solo push the other two, Gallows and Anderson, get...this crappy feud right here! The Old Day? Midget New Day members? Anderson holding a jar of Big E's testicles saying that "he got no balls?" Did Triple H give Gallows and Anderson a D-Generation X Joke Book and say "Here do everything in this book when you are feuding with The New Day?" FFS MAN!


8. The Shining Stars: OK what the hell! It all begins with Primo and Epico getting a attractive female valet. Then they become comical masked bullfighters with a pet midget dressed as a bull. Now they are Puerto Rico time share sallsmen! What the hell did they do to deserve this crap?!?


Oh yeah, they're related to this guy here!

[I'm quite astonished no one has yet memed on Carlito having Giorgio "The A is for Aliens" Tsoukalos' hair. - PB]


9. The Golden Truth: What happens when you combine R-Truth and Goldust?



Oh Hell No! Instead of two wild and crazy guys we got two guys stuck in a constant loop of really bad jokes and honestly I'm quite offended. I'm supposed to be the one to tell lame jokes around here!


10. TNA in 2016: My personal pick for who should win the Gooker. TNA in 2016 was literally quite a huge embarrassment. First they started to stiff their wrestlers and their technical staff with not paying them. Then they lost wrestlers and staff left and right. Then they had to beg around to get money to do some recording of shows which is downright sad. Then they had wrestlers perform piss poor matches on TV since they are no longer a wrestling company. Then they began stiffing all their creditors not paying them back. Then they got an investor like Billy Corgan, who ran his own (actual) wrestling promotion, to invest in them only to alienate and steal from him. Its like all of this is a giant scheme of some sorts...


(Credit: James Hornsby over at BotchedSpot.com. Check it out now! Its one of my favorite websites!)

Whatever or however TNA does business is beyond me. After all the stupid stuff that they do they always finds a way to stay alive. With recent news event Dixie Carter is now gone from TNA, having new owners from Anthem Sports (Finding new buyers to take over is WAY beyond me for a money-pit of an organization like TNA), and just recently re-signing Dutch Mantell and Jeff Jarrett (Have you heard? Our current Gooker Nominee has a way for you to be rich on gold!) they can actually get out of this mess but in 2016 you can teach a class on TNA on how many times TNA FUBAR'ed.


10 Nominees, 1 winner. You got until January 14th! That's next Saturday kids! GET TO VOTING FOR YOU THINK WILL BE THE GOOKER WINNER NOW!