Episode 24: That ChampionCrap Season: December 31, 2013

Hey! Hey! Hey! Merry..."Lick"mas Blade?
52 minutes

RD & Blade celebrate Christmas a week late.

Someone compared RD to Lumpy from that Star Wars Holiday Special. Blade still can't get over Peter Mayhew kissing another man.

According to Blade Don has shrunk 3 inches. (:04)

The Co-Christmas-Fruitcakes discuss Ludvig Borga cameoing in a WWE pinball machine. (:07)

Blade wonders about their IMDB pages. Apparently he still does not know how Google works.

RD considers selling his blood online. (:11)

The new show is a year old. The Detroit Lions fired their head coach. These two are totally coincidental according to Blade. (:14) He thinks of the radio progrem as his team, with 2012 going 0-16. I would say more 0-0 as they were essentially locked out that year. Blade wants to look for a 'coach' (:19). In other words, he wants to recreate the Co-Hosss Contest. When will he learn? He will accept submissions that he can't be bothered to read.

RD is fishing for discussion topics on his Facebook page. (:22) WWE is so bad Blade has been rewatching GLOW. RD enjoys watching Solomon Grundy on TV.

Blade fondly re-remembers Heel Mean Gene. (:29)

Old School Raw always has the same people on it. Like any regular episode of Raw, except even slower.

Blade: "I'm living in the past, the present, and the future."

:37 The two had exchanged presents with each other.

Blade has sent RD a Beta of Stroker Ace and a Walt Disney World VHS from '1996'.

RD has sent Blade his last Original Archive disc and a Mickie James Christmas Ornament. He licks it.

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • Christmas after Christmas
  • The RD & Blade Show Sponsors: 2. USA Network, Bumper Stumpers
  • SPEAKING OFs: 7. WrestleCrap Archives (x2), WrestleCrap Radio Roast, talent (x2), enjoying things, self pleasure

  • F-Bombs: 1. Blade
  • Blade Time Outs:  9 (1 Real Quick)
  • Blade Burps: 2
  • Erik Majorwitz’s Hindsight Haiku: They should really put warning labels on things:
    Mickie’s ornament.
    What is RD’s suggestion to Blade?
    Just give it a lick!

WCR Video: Minisode Flashback #204: Ding Dong Angrily on High

Relive Angry Jim (from Wrestlecrap Radio episode #204), dressed as Santa, attempting to collect donations outside the Dollar General with this WCR Minisode flashback:

(Video by wcrminisodes)

Merry Chritmas from Wrestlecrapradio.com...

...and be sure to visit here for the archives (or for more "minisodes" go here.)

Angry Jim's Mailbag #10: Merry Retirement, Angry Jim! (December 19, 2013)

(Disclaimer: This was obviously not written by former wrestling announcer Jim Ross & is NOT intended as an insult to him (so please don't sue us). "Angry Jim" is a very loosely based parody based on the character once heard on Wrestlecrap Radio.)

(Disclaimer Disclaimer: All views expressed by Angry Jim are his own & do NOT reflect the opinions of Wrestlecrapradio.com. But we do appreciate that, despite Jim being a rather...strange man, he's been rather helpful in self-censoring himself.)

How ya doin' tonight nerds?!

For any of you marks out there who haven't realized by now, I have retired from WWE. Let me emphasize to you nerds that I RETIRED I was NOT FIRED! Because all I've been reading on that Internet is bull**** spread by Dave Meltzer that I was pushed out the door for not controlling a drunk Ric Flair at the 2K Sports discussion panel. That hack has been spreading lies about me since he claimed that my BBQ sauce had salmonella poisoning! Then some marks on Twitter claimed that I was even drunk & then was fired by Vince because I told him to go **** himself! Firstly, just because I happened to be sitting next to Flair & a bottle of whiskey it doesn't mean I was drunk! Secondly, If Vince fired my *** for telling him to **** himself I would have been unemployed years ago (except for that time that jack*** fired me for my Palsy!) No! I retired because I'm just tired...of Vince ringing me a 4:30 in the morning & yelling at me over the phone to bring him a **** cup of coffee! Now he can shove that coffee up his ***!

Also because of this announcement, those two f*** cakes RD & Blade finally let me be on their show after not taking my calls for months! I talked about setting up my Amazon wishlist to make it easy for you nerds to buy your pal Angry Jim a retirement gift! Actually what I'm gonna do is re-wrap & re-gift them so I can keep my **** wife's ***** relatives happy for Christmas (you didn't actually think that the bong was for me, did ya?!)! Then Blade then even butchered a Kenny Rogers classic in tribute to me which s**ks ****** ****! Go **** yourselves!

Juan Seena asks : Is your fireworks stand still running? Did you have to fire Hollywood Jim Tatum because you not making money anymore?

Didn't you read my last mailbag you *****! I wrote that that **** idiot Hollywood John blew all the whole **** up! I told that ***** to hide the fireworks in the shed from the cops, who have been snooping around my place ever since I started selling that stuff! It was dark, so the he lit a match that set off the fire crackers & blew up my whole shed! The **** cops then arrested me, after they called the fire department, for selling illegal Mexican fireworks! That's bul****! But lucky for me, I was let off since the evidence went up in smoke, literally! And no! I'm not firing Hollywood John! I'm making that ***** work overtime to repay me for my shed!

And I'm still gonna make money because JR's BBQ is starting another venture & going into the "APP" business! With this thing, you can go on your phone & watch videos where I demonstrate "how to beat your meat" properly & "which sauce goes with which rub"! To download this thing you have to scan this square inkblot test thing (which for some reason looks like Johnny Age touching my wife's ***!)!

Hal O'Ween asks: Did you reopen the UWF Haunted House this year?

No, this year I built a WCW Chamber of Horrors, complete with a BBQ powered electric chair & Abdullah The butcher pretending to fry himself! I also got everyone I could who wasn't dead or would actually return my phone calls! I had Hollywood John dressed as The Shockmaster & Bill Watts there as Dracula! And since Sting couldn't make it, I had Barry Windham there dressed as Sting! I also invited Ric Flair, as The Black Scorpion, to do magic tricks for the kids. Unfortunately Ric was was drunk & the only trick he said wanted to perform was "Hide the Sausage"...on my wife! The police had to shut the place down after that **** Jim Herd came over to deliver some pizzas & got into a fight with Bill Watts (who almost "broke him in half"!) They also arrested Flair for indecent exposure, since he was strutting around with nothing but a mask on by that **** point!

Mike Rotch asks: Two part question: What did you do to the Queen when you were in England recently? And what would it take for you to be happy, F' your wife? 

I was invited to *uckingham Palace to perform my one man show & they kicked me out for singing "God save the Queen"...but I didn't know that they didn't mean the Sex Pistol's song?! Even that Prince Phillip ****head took offense that I wanted to put some of my "Dry Rub" on his "Spotted Dick! Don't they know that you can't put that **** in your mouth without rubbing it first!

And what it would take me to be "happy" at this stage would be for; Dark Journey to **** me because there would be a larger chance of that fantasy happening than my wife ever wanting to **** anymore!? Or I don't know; maybe if you nerds actually bought a year supply of my BBQ sauce from me for Christmas, I might try to manage a smile?! Or you can go **** yourself! How 'bout that?!

"Zombie" Nathaniel asks: Mmmmm....BRAINS! Angry Jim, It's "Zombie" Nathaniel Edward Rodham Davis here...BRAINS!...& I wanted to know if...BRAINS!...if you're going to buy...BRAINS!...TNA: Total Non Stop Action from Dixie Carter...BRAINS!? The greatest Wrestling Company in the world!...BRAINS!

I don't know how you nerds start these d**n rumors?! I'm not buying TNA! All I said was that I wanted to buy a magazine featuring Dark Journey's T & A! But there are these rumors all over that Internet that this Billy Corgan guy is gonna but the company?! What would a **** musician know about running a rasslin' company? The only musicians Dixie should hire are Billy Gibbons & Dusty Hill from "ZZ Top" because their beards have more rasslin' knowledge than that ***** Dixie does!

And why do you keep mentioning brains!? You think you nerds are smarter than me?! go **** yourself!

Tex Dallas asks: How about I buy you some of this beer for Christmas Jim? It's better than your sauce which comes with a lot of health code violations when served.

Keep that ****! Who ever came up with that idea for p*** water can go **** themselves! And the only violation I'll serve is after I kick your *** & walk it dry! Boomer Sooner!

P.S. You know what else you can shove it up your a**?! This Mailbag! I'm now officially retired! Go **** yourselves!

[JIIIIM! ...no wait! Before you go there's one more letter for you... –RVM Kai]

Santa Claus asks: Ho Ho Ho! It's Santa Claus here bringing you some Yuletide cheer Jim! And I know why you are so angry & I blame myself. Many people think that your anger started from the time that your wife stopped having...er..."relations" with you five years ago (although it might be partly to blame; the reason why Santa's is so Jolly all year is thanks to Mrs Claus always being quite the "reindeer in the sack", if you know what I mean?). No, I think your anger all started from a mishap back on Christmas Eve 1960. When I was flying past Oklahoma that night, there was this small tornado that hit my sleigh which mixed up the presents. So instead of getting that toy BBQ set, complete with wooden smores, that you wanted, you ended up with someone else's skateboard under your Christmas Tree. You also unfortunately slipped over that skate board, because it was wet from the storm, & you landed on your face. Well Jim, I felt bad about this & wanted to make up for it...but unfortunately you were on the naughty list that following year, so I never did.

Anyway, since I have heard that you have retired & gone through so many mishaps in your life, I thought that it was time to finally give you the present that you always wanted. So on your back porch (I couldn't go down your chimney since it's surrounded by barbed wire to keep someone you call "Johnny Age (?)" away). I have left you your toy BBQ Set & another surprise that you will enjoy. So have a "Happy" Christmas Jim! Ho Ho Ho!

F*** yourself! There's nothing outside my....wait! By gawd, that's my toy BBQ set! You know, that Santa is not a bad guy after all! I've had this anger all my life all because I didn't get that stupid present when I was a kid! Well maybe it's time for me to be happy this Christmas! Maybe I'll actually do something romantic for my wife & even pay Hollywood John a Christmas Bonus this year! Maybe...wait what's in this wrapped up in the other package?! Let me see it's........a WET SKATEBOARD?!?! Why did that **** bring me this **** again?!?! Is this some kind of rib?!? The only ribs I like are the type that I can BBQ! This is ****!! Go **** yourself & shove Christmas up your a...............................................OUCH MY FACE!!!!

Wait! I didn't mix up that Dark Journey
magazine with that skateboard? *sigh*

To view previous Mailbags go here. To send Angry Jim a REAL question or complaint (but not spam concerning penis enlargements...which Jim doesn't need apparently) you can Tweet him here.

Episode 23: Blacksmith Friday: December 13, 2013

Where's Poochy Pitchy?
61 minutes

RD is depressed while because Blade is already hitting the eggnog.

In case you didn't know, RD has a degree in broadcast journalism. He uses this to discuss Blade's screaming boner for Mariah Carey. (:08)

Blade is sad they didn't have a Michael Cole character on their show. He then goes on about a ramble about pop music to make up for it. (:11) Then he does his Milley drunk Jerry Lewis impersonation. (:13)

RD is angry because a local radio DJ compared Jim Carrey's Grinch with It's A Wonderful Life. (:17) Are you sure that was not just shock jocking at work?

Blade managed to snag a 50 cent video of the infamous Mexican Santa Claus. (:19) However he fears he may have been swindled, as Pitch - who you may recall is the villain of the movie - has been completely edited out, leaving Santa to fight a barking dog. To make up for it he found some 'evil' artwork of the movie with Lupita wanting to kill somebody devil doll style.

Blade time outs about wanting and not getting a stuffed Scooby-Doo. This wastes four minutes. (:28 - :32) The Scooby-Doo/WWE crossover fanfiction 'movie' is still going on for some reason. Blade wonders how it would have been if it was made during the Attitude Era or in WCW instead. There is one bright side: More people will see this than they did The Chaperone. 

Mickey James is selling random crap online. I hope she has a big enough stable for that. (:39)

You know nobody is listening to the show anymore (even kayfabe wise?) when a request competition to the listeners (with prizes even!) only gets 4 responses. (:40) RD gives a random guy his price while Blade "sounds like a Jew this week." Maybe that was his prize.

RD FINALLY went  Black Fridaying 44 minutes in. Sadly this did not raise his spirits due to the fact that he didn't meet many crazy people this year. Perhaps it was the magnetic repelling of taking the Mrs. AND his son with him (on his first outing) on...Thanksgiving Night. Yes, they are starting early for some reason.

While at Wal-Mart to pick up the latest Madden RD had to use a sound bar to defend a very tiny newbie employee with a probable "calcium deficiency" ( according to Blade). Sadly there are as yet no pictures of him swinging a giant piece of electronics like a Zweihänder against a rampaging horde of zombie-like shoppers like Hulk Hogan with a giant candy cane.

Santa needs help getting a present for "Craig".
Blade also went out on Black Friday to Kroger's (:57) where he got a lucky deal on a few items. Someone was arguing over there.

That's all he has.

No, really. 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • Black Friday
  • The RD & Blade Show Sponsors: 2. WrestleCrap.com, USA Network Kids Club
  • URLs not taken: 3. BonerScream.com, SantasPleasureMouth.com, CorksForBoobs.com
  • SPEAKING OFs: 6. Unfortunate, unfortunate, VHS, Wrestlemania, A.J. Lee, corks
  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Mariah Carey
  •  F-Bombs: 1. Blade
  • Blade Time Outs:  9 
  • RD Time Outs: 1

WCR Video: Brother Midnight Turns Angry Jim into "Happy Jim"

(In a followup to the previous WCR Video) 5 years ago today (on Wrestlecrap Radio episode #129; 12.12.08); Brother Midnight turned Angry Jim into "Happy Jim" by telling him to "wear no pants"!...

Part 1:

Part 2:

...with disastrous results!

(Videos by Greg Diener)

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