Episode 25: Wooooing Cough: February 21, 2014

"Granny Panties" Machine
65 minutes

((( recorded in high phone-buzzing over-modulated fidelity )))

Sad News: RD & Blade are doing another recording two months after the last one. Say, did anyone remember when the Fruitcakes said they wanted to do THIS show more frequently because WWCR also started the new year in two months later?...About that...

ACTUAL Sad News: RD cracked his Niagara Falls Cup.

Blade asks RD what his favorite episode of the old show was because he's run out of ideas. RD reads over 'summaries' of the new show. (:05 - :14)

Sad News: Dick Woerhle is still no longer with us.

A bored RD goes through his Skype contacts. (:15)

Blade is still looking for a third Co-Hosss.

Sad News: Blade hasn't found any new Doritos flavors in recent days.

RD is willingly drinking Gatorade to battle his cough. (:21) He then mocks confused grocery shoppers with his Nathaniel Senior impression.

The Fruitcakes wonder about the many new flavors and varieties crowding the food industry these days. Blade responds with his habitual obtuseness.

(Sad?) News: Blade is to 'star' in another of his friend's horror movies. (:32)

RD customized his Royal Rumble Pinball Machine and is willing to sell it off. (:37) Blade wants someone to Photoshop something involving Miss Elizabeth.

The WWE Network is still in plans to launch very soon. If hell freezes over and it actually does it has quite a lot of stuff that would interest somebody or other, including some classic stuff. RD does his Nathaniel Senior. (:40)

In response to a potential placing of NXT RD mentions Impact's 'ratings', which are as real as the city of Atlantis. (:48)

Blade is happy CM Punk has 'left' WWE because he doesn't have to subject himself to watching RAW anymore. (:49)

RD reads his Facebook page on the topic of great Divas' feuds (to see on TV) as an excuse to mock his Listeners. Blade considers Fabulous Moolah, Wendi Richter, and Rockin' Robin as 'hot'. (:53)

Sir Alec calls in to end the show. (:58) He 'recites' a Jeff Hardy promo, though it's hard to hear him through his loud music, the bad phone quality, and Blade distracting him with his laughter.

WCR Video: Wrestlecrap vs Demento (Part IV: Montage Mashups)

After Blade's Rocky IV style training montage was uploaded on YouTube, a couple of the fellow crappers decided to make their own mash-ups of the video:

This is forgottensin's take on the training montage (with a Mickie James cameo):

And here's another mash-up by pyoobez:


And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives! (...and please check out The Mike Check Show who's currently playing a few songs from the Rocky IV Soundtrack.)

WCR Video: Wrestlecrap vs Demento (Part 3: Return of Blade...with Training Montage)

WrestleCrap's Blade Braxton responds once again to another one of Damien Demento's "YouTube Shoots". And this time, Blade decides to enlist some help from a couple of friends...

...And seeing that the Winter Olympics are currently taking place in Russia, it would only be appropriate that the WCR Video for this week is a montage of Blade Braxton training to fight Damien Demento (with the help of Don....Don Mason & Stubby) for a their future boxing match...which is also seems eerily similar to the training montage in Rocky IV:

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!

WWE Niagara Falls Cup (R.I.P. 2002-2014)

 by R.V.M Kai

We at wrestlecrapradio.com have received some sad news that would bring a tear to Robert Gibson's glass eye. On February 9, 2014, RD Reynolds of wrestlecrap.com discovered that his "WWE Niagara Falls Cup, has suffered a crack & will be permanently "put up on the shelf".

@WrestleCrapRD made the announcement on Twitter saying: "Cue the sad news music. My WWE Niagara Falls Cup has a crack. Going to have to wash it up and put it up on the shelf next to my You Suck tie".

The WWE Niagra Falls cup was purchased by RD Reynolds in 2002 at WWE Niagara Falls which was a retail store that WWE once operated in Canada (it has since ceased operation in 2011). From there, this "Stein sized" mug played an important part on Wrestlecrap Radio and The RD & Blade Show, where RD used to "take a sip" from it in order to quench his "dulcet tones" before every show. The cup was first featured on WCR's 2nd episode's cold open and has been featured on just about every podcast ever since. The WWE Niagara Falls cup was just 12 years old when it "cracked", but it will live on upon RD's shelf, and in our hearts, for many years to come.

So in memory of The WWE Niagara Falls cup, I have prepared a special Haiku:

Niagara Falls Cup,
You carried R.D.'s water
But now, only dust.

R.I.P. 2002-2014
Didn't know you were sick?

WCR Video: Wrestlecrap vs Demento (Part 2: Blade Strikes Back)

Damien Demento continues to knock wrestlecrap.com again in February 2009 (this video was also "fortunately" deleted) & he refers to R.D. & Blade as quote: "fruitcakes", unquote. Also after being called "That Fat Guy" by Demento, Blade Braxton (with Stubby) challenges Demento, or as Blade now calls him: "Damien DEPENDO", to a boxing match in his own "front" yard:

Teaser w/ Stubby:

Blade's Challenge to "Dependo":

And be sure to visit here for the WCR Video archives!