Minisode #110 Draftrolla 2008

by iggy



June 27, 2008

Angry Jim is still fuming about the WWE draft.

#stubby to ads #crickets to tna

110 To Catch a (King) Pedophile: June 27, 2008

Draftolla 2008
(66 minutes)

The backside of the Draftrolla
#1 Miller Lite Draft. Drafts in normal sports make bad television because the most dramatic and important decision happens first.

#2 Stubby drafted to the WrestleCrap Radio promotional consideration department. RD invites him to visit WrestleCrap HQ.

#3 Lord Alfred Hayes has been drafted to the WCR canned laughter department.

RD's Trip to the Grocery: King Vitamin commercial (:13).

Obscure Wrestling News (:21): Outback Jack and Harvey Whippleman have new action figures. Blade eyes a dusty Moolah and RD is disappointed that Giant Gonzales' one doesn't have an airbrushed ass (:27). Even Colder Mike Austin arrived at the Greensburg, Indiana Wal-Mart in a broken-down truck (:32). It Came from Youtube: Hulk Hogan's Driving Tips. Blade doesn't want to sell his ghetto-park Skeletor autograph, but will sell a reproduction as part of the eBay Wrestlecrap garage sale, as well as his spare copy of The Young And The Wrestling porno (:37). Blade pops some painkillers as he tries to explain why he has more than one copy. Blade wonders how he got roped into this mess for nearly three years. Also at the auction is a five minute segment on a future WrestleCrap Radio show (:41). It would be cheaper to get a stupid WrestleCrap-related tattoo.

Question of the Week happens (:43). Lenny uses the books as an opportunity for matchmaking.

#4 The crickets have been drafted to TNA news. TNA had some house shows (:46).

Mark Henry will be a world champion this Sunday (:50). RD likes Raw again now that Hunter has been moved to Smackdown (:54). Jim Ross was drafted to Smackdown (:57), muttering, "I've had enough." It's my favorite "wrestling" moment of the year.

#5 Jim Ross drafted to WrestleCrap haiku department.

Haiku by Jim Ross:
Well I got drafted.
Good Ol' JR 's on SmackDown.
Hope I don't get raped.

Minisode #109 "Sad News" Morton

by iggy



June 20, 2008

The Doritos mystery flavor was Mountain Dew.
Ricky "Sad News" Morton is banned in Kentucky
Stubby appears

#wham-a-lama-bama-lama #elo

109 Out Of Time: June 20, 2008

Tully Blanchard in the JJ Dillon Deli
(67 minutes)

In the first week of the WrestleCrap Garage Sale, Blade's funk sock sold. Milb Fan sent RD a list of the errors in the WWF Trivia Book. Milb stands for Minor League Baseball, not a sexual desire. Chili Cheese dog Twisteroni (:12) is not discontinued, despite what Blade thinks. RD is now thinking of having listeners pay to do segments.

RD's Trip to the Grocery: Kraft cheese & macaroni crackers (:18). RD wants to visit Tully Blanchard's Deli to have his meat sliced thin.

Blade: Why is it that whenever we have Ricky Morton news, it has to be sad?
Obscure Wrestling News: Linda Hogan is dating a 19 year old (:21). Rodney Mack TKO'd "Winless" Joe Nameth in twenty-one seconds (:25). Jimmy Hart wants a tour of singing wrestlers, which would be quite awesome. Of course Blade manages to make it all sexual (:28). Sad News: Ricky Morton can't wrestle in Kentucky anymore. "Why do we never have happy Ricky Morton news?" asks RD (:33). Horsetrolla: Mickie James was on some show called "The Big 10" (:37).

Question of the Week: The Co-Hosts question how to offend the Listeners through song or deli. This week from Premier Blah: Mountain Dew Doritos are disgusted. An idea for RD to return to active wrestling in a Deal Or No Deal style angle is pondered. (:40). [In hindsight I should probably have made Trash Losagain the No Deal guy in that equation. - PB]

Stubby's TNA News happens: Jeff Jarrett is returning. (:52). RD loves the Rock (:58). ZZ Top is always on WWE shows when they're in one of those cities in Texas (:63).

This Haiku Outta Here:
An eye for an eye --
Kane versus Show with Sandy
Duncan as the ref.

RD: We'll keep an eye out for ya.

Minisode #108 Hungry Hungry Ken Patera

by iggy



June 13, 2008

Hungry Hungry Ken Patera
Doritos that taste like Lemon Pledge
Stubby was crying

#fruity pebbles #mystery flavor

108 Hungry Hungry Ken Patera: June 13, 2008

Hungry Hungry Ken Patera
(87 minutes)

Photo taken by Sean Carless
This week's induction is the Ken Patera story. I must quote the induction. Mean Gene Okerlund: "The true tragedy began innocently enough. Late, on a snowy night, in Wakesha, Wisconsin, when a hungry Ken Patera went to a fast food restaurant after a grueling match. According to newspaper reports, Ken Patera was denied service, told the restaurant was closed for the night. It is alleged that Ken Patera and a co-defendant threw a rock through the restaurant window, resulting in a call to the police. . . . Who's to blame? The judicial system? Society? Or does Ken Patera bear the full brunt on his own wide shoulders? Let Ken Patera tell you." Ken Patera: "I accept full responsibility for my actions. I should have never listened to Bobby Heenan!""

Blade is continually drunk and likes to talk about his semen. The show has not jumped the shark because it IS the shark.

Blade's Trip to the Convenience Store: Mountain Dew Quest Doritos taste like Pine Sol Fruity Pebbles (:19) and the Jimmy Hendrix Liquid Experience tastes like strawberry battery acid (:30). Blade apologizes for it. Word of advice: Don't ever become famous.

Obscure Wrestling News: Maven was hired by Home Shopping Network (:37). Although there is a graphic on Maven's website for "Fan Mail," it is not linked to anything. My favorite piece of Maven News is: "Recently, without much of an announcement regarding this, Maven was removed from Day of Reckoning 2 for Gamecube due to his release from World Wrestling Entertainment. If you were planning on buying the game just because it was one of the few games that Maven was in, you might want to think twice now that he was taken out of the game."

Blade finds out in the book Ring of Hell that Arn Anderson gave Tylene Buck a cat-bath, which seems to be some sort of amazing accomplishment rather than something that any random person could probably do with her. Meanwhile Stacy Kiebler is not appearing topless in a Disney mini-series.

Horsetrolla: Francine got married (:48). Stubby's TNA News: Ratings fell below A.M. Raw, which airs at 2 A.M. on Saturday nights. This prompts RD to play a thunderous soundbite. (:54)

Question of the Week: Chris Angler's (2) soundbite of a now voice acting Stephanie Wyand. (:60) Bret Michaels has fucked everybody (:61). Please click on this link to see a picture of a sad old man with a large package in tight jeans staring at you, next to a small diabetic child's endearing letter, all on a web 0.2 site.

RD calls a Trekkie named David who got a Trolla tattoo (:66 - :77).

People are not interested to see Vince try and give away a million dollars.

Seventeen Syllables:
Rick Astley on Raw
Never gonna give you up.
Ratings going down.

Minisode #107 Terri Runnel's House

by iggy



June 6, 2008

Blade no-showed last week
Terri Runnels wants to scam-away her house
Stubby likes Karen Angle

#called #and called

107 Two of Implants: June 6, 2008

Two of Hearts Karaoke
(92 minutes)

Blade makes excuses on why he no-showed last week's interview.

This week's induction is Gator Scott Hall (:13). Billy Ocean singing.

RD's Trip to the Grocery: Kellogg's Corn Pops' Indiana Jones' Adventure Spoon (:25). Shouldn't Abdullah the Butcher have used a butcher knife rather than a fork?

"We accept you... if you wear shorts."
RD says, "Let's avoid the wrestling as long as possible" (:28). Blade and friend went on a quest for women's shorts so that they could go see Everclear (:30).

Obscure Wrestling News: Blade wants to run cliffhangers that have no chance in Hades of working. Charlie Minn has a job (:33). People are looking into who would replace Mick Foley in the lead role of Hey Dude! (:40) Hogan Celebrity Wrestling is set to air on CMT, the ideal home for wrestling. (:46) Cyrus discussion, for some reason (:48). Stacey Q and her anemia, for whatever reason (:50). Frank Stallone's Far From Over, for no reason (:55). For nefarious reasons Terri Runnels attempt to give away a house is a secret ponzi scheme. (:58)

MovieTolla: Stacey Keibler was cut from a movie called Mercy(:67). Sad fact: when you type Stacey Keibler" into YouTube's search box, it pops up the suggestion, "Stacey Keibler's feet."

Stubby the Dummy likes Karen Angle (:69). "You are unable to view this section of our site because your browser is not accepting cookies from nexternal.com. Please set your browser to accept cookies, then return to our store." Even the TNA website is half-retarded.

RD uses the Question of the Week as an excuse to announce the WrestleCrap garage sale from next week (:75).

Wrestlemania Surveys have some strange criteria for what would make good entertainment. (:78) Trish had her implants removed (:83). Blade reveals his other bid on WWE auction site (:86).

Vince's Million Dollar Giveaway is confusing as hell. (:88)

This Haiku Doesn't Come With Crown As Illustrated:
Vince's Mega Bucks--
We've seen DiBiase. Where
the fuck is Andre?