Episode 15: A (One Finger) Salute To Women: May 9, 2013

25 minutes

Get one for Mother's Day!

The Fruitcakes are saluting women (again) for some reason.

RD wants to (again) reinvent the show to broadcast it to coal miners. I believe Mike Check did that once.

You know Blade is still single because he wants to talk about "feminine" things. (:05)

Blade found some tasty beef jerky at Wal Mart. (:07) He does not like turkey jerky because "it literally tastes like you're devouring a zombie." You can probably guess what a person would sound like after eating one.

Doritos Taco Bell Doritos are now available. (:09) Blade wanted to try a few, but prematurely ate them before calling. He has mixed feelings about them.

Another damn Divas (reality) show is in the making. (:12) One Diva named Summer Rae "sounded like a douche" according to RD.

Blade wants to auction off something in his freezer because he once again needs the money. (:17)

Mickie James says she's not being used properly by TNA. You don't say. (:20) Blade once again missed a chance to be with her, the poor sap. [Blade could have met her if it didn't take him 2 years to manage to find Raging_Demons' post about it on the forums - RVMKai]
[AND! AND! I met Mickie James a lot quicker than Blade ever did! Mickie James is not a Tim Tebow fan. - Raging_Demons]

Blade is drunk.

Lesson Of The Day

Raging_Demons here kiddies. Sometimes on my Twitter account (which is right...HERE!) I TWEET something called the "Lesson Of The Day" in which we as people learn something new each & every day. Oh boy do I have a "Lesson Of The Day" for you guys!

If your a pro wrestling fan, married, & cheating on your wife at the same time.



Don't let the wife know that your going to "Wrestlemania 29"! Hell for that matter don't get caught cheating or just don't get caught at all!

(credit: Lordsofpain.net)

An Important Message from Mike Check

Not again!...Hello fellers! The Mike Check Show seems to be experiencing some technical difficulties due to yet another fire. And NO, "we didn't start the fire"...a little Billy Joel reference there [*crickets chirping*}.

[Fire huh? So this has nothing to do with John Thomas, who has even been asking us questions regarding unpaid debts by a "Mike Chalk"? -RVMKai]

And what bad timing! We have been celebrating our 2nd Anniversary with songs from RJ and Brad's Show: "The Whacker" (and from my short lived 2009 website of the same name, that met it's demise in a fire...what a co-incidence!). However my daughter, who I tell you is one hell of a whiz-kid, has moved the show to a temporary (or maybe permanent?) home at www.mikecheckshow.blogspot.com.

So please enjoy the Song Of The Day: "Jackie Blue by Ozark Mountain Daredevils", here on "The Whacker".

[Edit: A full archive can be found here at: http://mikecheckshow.blogspot.com/p/archive.html ]

And that reminds me of another thing. Ole Mike is also looking for a new nickname for his show. Due to some legal red-tape, my Lawyers seem to frown upon me using the name "The Whacker!". I'm also trying to register a call sign like "WWCR". Friends of the show; Raging_Demons and R.V.M. Kai have suggested some names like: "The Checker!" and "The Maraca!" A possible call sign could be KMCS? So if you have any ideas, you can send me a message on this Twitter thing or leave one in the little comment box below.

210 (aka Episode 14:) Contra-Inception: April 1, 2013

"And crown thy good with [insert silence] bro-ther-hood"

"11" (63) minutes

Things are awfully familiar...

Blade's constant attempts to woo Mickie James in his dreams continue with the usual disastrous results. (:00 - :11)

Dead silence fills the rest of the "prank" until Rockin' Robin sings America The Beautiful in the name of Brother Hood at the :62 minute mark. Good Emperor, did John Cage have a hand in editing this?



$2.50: $27.50 plus that $19.99 The Price Is Right

Episode 13: Planewatch: March 29, 2013

"Sweep The Egg Johnny"

25 minutes

RD is shocked how 'often' they are recording their phone calls.

RD was once again back in the Old Continent for business, where he did the following:

• He ate a 'canal eel'.
• He remotely fixed a server.
• He fell asleep standing up thanks to some Nyquil.
• He paid $0.65 for ketchup.

Blade was once addicted to aspirin, or 'ass burn' as his family called it. (:06)

WrestleCrap is 13 years old. RD wrote about Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage on Baywatch literally while flying. Blade does his Don impression. (:08)

Instead of the good old funeral home, RD's annual Easter Egg hunt will be in a katate dojo. (:13)

Blade and Cory Udler The Midnight Rose and the HTMM will be at another horror convention, this time in Cleveland. (:14)

RD has been reading a book by Bob Holly, which he likes. Apparently he did not like Kevin Nash. He must be a Vince Russo man. (:17) In that vein, Blade remembers seeing the New Midnight Express live, which involved getting drunk and spilling beer over his ex girlfriend. But of course. (:21)

RD promises the Listeners that they will do this year's April Fools episode, as is their norm.

Promotional consideration paid for by the following: Jergens.