Minisode #112 Corporal Kirchner Sounds Like a Car

by iggy

July 18, 2008

Corporal Kirchner sounds like a car.
Peter Gazer's music debuts
Tony Atlas is back and better than ever.
Ratings Reaper laughs

#why is he a car #star hustler

112 You Can't Steer Me: July 18, 2008

Tony Atlas Returns
(59 minutes)

RD did an interview on a bisexual wrestling blog.

Memories of Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper's half-blackface starts the show. Forrest George won RD's pinball machine for the low low price of $1075.00. Blade doesn't care though; the Listeners' indifference over the 'demise' of Stubby puts him in a 'murderous rage'. [Or perhaps he's just hungover again.]

RD's Trip to the Grocery: Froot Loops Smoothie (:10). Cereal mascots are discussed.

"Why Is He A Car?!"
Obscure Wrestling News: Corporal Kirchner now has a Myspace page. The Co-Hosts respond by watching Corporal Kirchner voiced by a car (:20). Here is this segment of WrestleCrap commentary over the video. Here is another video posted by MarioWTFdance: FRED FLINTSTONE SPREADS JELLY WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC.

Former porn star Trina Michaels is aiming to enter wrestling. (:28) She's been alleged to be one of Ashley Massaro's fellow co-workers, if you follow. Horsetrolla (:31): Mickie James is to be on the TV show Psyche. Blade and Demolition walk into a bar... (:35).

This week's induction: Shamrock versus Blackman in the iron man parking lot match. Why this week? Cena and JBL will have a parking lot match on this Sunday's PPV, whatever it's called. On Raw Monday, JBL hit John Cena with a car after knocking him out by hitting Cena's shoulder blade with his wrist. That stunt was worse than the time Sid was run over by a monster truck.

Question of the Week: Blade found the Lost WrestleCrap Radio episode, a rough draft of the second episode (:41). The Infamous Mr. Yuk has listened to every episode twice, poor guy. RD admits the show was made to madden people.

Blade introduces Pete, WrestleCrap Radio's new TNA correspondent, with the theme music to Jack Horkheimer: Star Gazer/Star Hustler (:49). Speaking of the worst comb-over in the history of mankind, does this look like a man who is no longer balding?

Tony Atlas is on ECW and is GOOD (:52). To cheer up Hacksaw Jim Duggan, RD plays an altered version of the cheer-up Charlie song in Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Glorious Seventeen Syllables:
Cena hit by car--
New tag team next week: Cena
and Danny Doring.

Minisode #111 Stubby's Demise

by iggy

July 11, 2008

Mrs. Deal killed Stubby at the 4th of July picnic
The Titanic Slide

#your friend and mine #second time

111 Stubbed: July 11, 2008

The WWF Pinball Lizard
(73 minutes)

Sad News: Stubby's dead, which is good because he was doing a poor imitation of Otto & George's act. Misses Deal set him on fire or something (:07).This makes Blade angry as only someone laughing while dying can. He also realizes only now that Raw sucks.

RD snapped a photo of a gigantic inflatable Titanic slide. (:15) Blade meanwhile saw a giant inflatable Eddie Murphy head used for advertising for Meet Dave. Sad News: that movie was terrible.

Obscure Wrestling News: Blade once asked a midget to imitate Steve Austin as Short Cold (:23). RD worked one show with WCWO in a furniture store (though not as bad as working with Diamond Dan in a junkyard), and was familiar with Ron Owens, the arrested manager of last week's Even Colder Mike Austin (:29). Blade has a friend named Vince Viagra. Chris Harris, who once worked with RD, debuted in ECW with the fantastic name of Braden Walker. (:32) Sad News: Ashley Massaro was released. (:34) FCW finally has plumbing now. Tommy Dreamer is following Chavo Guerrero in hair growth using.

RD put his WWF Royal Rumble pinball machine into the eBay WC yard sale. (:42) Question of the Week happened (:47). Ismael Naji (2) thinks the Big Nippled Vampire needs to eat a sandwich.

Paid boring self-promotion with Josh Dionio (:51 - end). Could you believe he paid $162.50? To be on THIS show?

How the haiku is supposed to be done:
08's shocking moment:
Heel Saba Simba.

WCR Video: Doorstop Nation Interview with Blade Braxton

"The Bladester, Mr. Braxton, Mr. Brakestown joins Joe Laracuente on "The Doorstop Nation Variety Hour"

(Video Title: "EXCLUSIVE SHOOT Interview with Blade Braxton" by doorstopnationtv)