Minisode #047 A HorseTrolla Xmas

by iggy



December 15, 2006

Custom Cornhole Games all over Indiana
Lupita
RD's santa story
Little Debbie Xmas Trees were gone.
RD receives the HorseTrolla
Francine un-retired.
Dr. Keith sent a magazine.
Blade and RD exchange gifts.

#corn-filled pouch #attackin'

047 A Cornhole Christmas: December 15, 2006

A Cornhole Christmas
((( recorded in audio-skipping fidelity ))) (69 minutes)

RD finally tells his Santa story he promised a year before, where he found out that Santa was black and had numerous clones. (:09) The audio keeps skipping for some reason.

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:16): You can get free WWE shipping through the code BEHIND. Little Debbie Xmas snacks are sold out. Blade is confused by buffalo wing potato chips. RD's manly friend thinks the food is too spicy at Chuck-E-Cheese.

Obscure Wrestling News (:26): Trish Stratus will be a celebrity cop. Cornholes are popular in Indiana. Tatanka hates Thanksgiving. "Thanks for nothing!" he protests.

WHO WILL BE THE NEXT CORN HOLE CHAMPION?

RD receives the Horsetrolla. (:37) It tells us that Francine is out of retirement already.

Dr. Keith sent RD crap from the WWE Shop Zone: a magazine about Lita "hornier than ever", an inflatable shillelagh, and a Divas snow globe.

The 2006 Gooker nominees are named. (:47) These include the return of ECW, the Exploitation of Eddie Guerrero, Shawn Michaels tag teaming with God, the 2006 Diva Search, TNA cross-promoting with Jackass, Tim White's attempted suicides, Fake Kane, Vince Russo's booking, Big Dick Johnson: Fat Male Stripper and the Punjabi Prison match. Blade on Eugene: "I want him to whip his cock out."

Blade receives a Twisted Sister Christmas, "Enormously Funny", a wide screen DVD of The Cat in the Hat and a Bossk action figure. RD got Batclips, Trish's Stratusfaction and Jack Frost (the 'horror' movie one, not the far scarier Michael Keaton one).

Xmas dogs are barking. RD mentions the empty box campaign, which children were a given a promissory note on Xmas Day, 1977. According to the commercial, "They'll be sent to you at home between February 1st and June 1st."

Xmas Haiku:
Christmas time is here.
The new induction taught us
Don't fuck your sister.

Minisode #046 Black Friday's Bedding Man

by iggy



December 1, 2006

Black Friday at Kohl's
"Good Times" and John Amos
Francine retired.
Centaur Mickie James is lifting the tail.
More wrestlers for the OVW box

#comfortable blankets #slipper slide

046 Lifting the Tail: December 1, 2006

Lifting the Tail (Good Times)
(73 minutes)

Lions are 2-9. WrestleCrap Book of Lists is available for pre-order. Order it now, receive it nine months from now. Blade's authorial information is all wrong.

RD's Trip to African-American Friday II (:18): Bedding Man.

Obscure Wrestling News (:31): Eric Young is in a bikini angle. Nipple H gives RD nightmares. Speaking of the mother from Good Times...Francine is finally gone. (:38) RD was never attracted to her, thinking of her as having a horse face. In response, Blade thinks of Mickie James as a centaur. (:43)

Mail Bag: Grappler Crappler writes to Real Deal Real Deal Reynolds about Ariel and her areolas. (:47) Captain Crow asks about the Hardy Boys together. (:51) A new Archive Disc is being made, hopefully for next year. (:54)
A simple search will yield plenty of pics
of Shelly Martinez's areolas (some featuring clothespins).
The Big Show may be retiring. (:56) The Hardy Boys are seeking challengers. The Tranny will be posing in Playboy. (:61) More people should've been sent in the box with the Spirit Squad to OVW. Eugene is now a heel retard.

Seventeen Syllables for Your Pleasure:
Kramer and Cryme Time.
Hang me from a tree and stick
a fork in my eyes.

Minisode #045 Roller Dogs

by iggy



November 17, 2006

Lumpy sure has grown.
Hot Dog roller and bun warmer.
The Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express

#daphne #velma

045 Banging with WrestleCrap: November 17, 2006

Banging with WrestleCrap
(68 minutes)

RD and Blade are watching TNA's first prime time show. (Unlike last time with the Diva Search though, it's in the background rather than the focus of the week.) They don't understand why there's a hole in the cage.

There were hobo-looking people waiting in line for the PS3's release. (:05) Blade's friend got kicked out for a PS2 when someone else wanted to have sex with him for it. (:09) [Don...Don Mason?]

RD and Blade have to remind us that they are in fact not dead. Unless they've been newly reanimated...

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:19): RD remembers the Star Wars Holiday Special. Hot Dog Roller is available. Blade informs RD of the Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express. "Hot juices exploded into my mouth!" (:27)

Obscure Wrestling News (:34): Stacy Keibler has been asked to go on the Dancing with the Stars road tour. RD was gifted a copy of Grandmasters of Wrestling Vol I. Blade got something about the Adam West Batman TV series. JT Titty is in contention in an online voting competition. (:43) Melly Mel is trying to get into the industry. Blade raps.

Mail Bag: DZ thinks the Co-Hosts should have been harder on Vince Russo for some reason. (:49) The Lone Ranger asks a varied question about Ariel's breasts. (:54) Brendan Crabb quoted the first WrestleCrap book in one of his university papers. Blade compares himself to Mike von Erich. (:56)


Survivor Series is upcoming and WWE wants you to be "banging with Ashley". (:59) RD reads down the card and gets stuck on Samoa Joe. "Please to explain." (:62) Vince's ass is available 'in cartoon form'.

Hot Dog Smore:
Vincent McMahon's ass.
He says that it can do tricks.
Make it disappear.

RD: "The finest advice I think I've ever heard on this here radio show."

Minisode #044 Corporal Kirchner: Dead or Alive

by iggy



November 3, 2006

Corporal Kirchner is like Schrodinger's Cat.
RD's story about giving a trick rather than a treat
RD dressed as Magnum P.I.
Corporal Kirchner calls.
Who's Becky?!

#no longer with us #super mustache

044 What If...Corporal Kirchner was still alive?: November 3, 2006

What If...Corporal Kirchner was still alive?
(80 minutes)

Sad News: Corporal Kirchner died, according to WWE dot com.

Weird World of Wrestling has returned. Tease Club. RD doesn't like strip clubs because he was made fun of at one. (:12) RD talks about males being undressed at strip clubs. Blade remembers when his girlfriend called him for some random pictures of a wrestler she found on his computer.

In December, Rewriting the Book will debut. Jed Shaffer is on the phone to talk about it. (:20)

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:31): RD plopped some ice cream in someone's bag. Fun-sized bars are not fun. Blade looks like a hobo. RD was Magnum PI this Halloween, complete with glue-on mustache.

SERVED IN VIETNAM AT THE AGE OF -8
Obscure Wrestling News (:41): 30000 dumb people have bought Brooke Hogan's CD. Egomania is heritable. Among their releases (:47) WWE will release a Rey Mysterio Jr DVD called the Biggest Little Man. WWE will release a Wrestling's Greatest Families DVD. Vampiro will release a DVD about Vampiro.  [... in Canada.]

Mail Bag: Daisy Tweeter (WrestleCrap Listener #25) makes a Batista pun. (:53) Zack Gator wants Vickie Guerrero to appear in Playboy. (:55) RD explains James from Kentucky, who wants Vince's phone number. (:57)

RD's favorite wrestling show is now TNA. (:59) Vince Russo's Invitational Inverted Battle Royal: 15 men try to climb in, 7 men throw 5 out, and then a one on one match. The Boogeyman has returned.

Blade hit the bottle because Lita may leave WWE. (:67)

Corporal Kirchner calls "you horse's ass". He sounds an awful lot like John Thomas. (:70)

Corporal Kirchner's All American Haiku:
I'm Corporal Kirchner.
I'm fucking alive, not dead.
My career's dead. AAAHHHHH.

Minisode #043 Trash Talking

by iggy



October 13, 2006

Trash Losagin is on the line.
"Real Deal" Jack Diamond
Greg Valentine shares

#yo chico #jack of all trades

043 Legends After-Party: October 13, 2006

Legends After-Party
(31 minutes)

POST-DIVORCE HHH IN TEN YEARS
Trash Losagain takes third mic, and second phone, for the first time.

The three went to the first WCWA legends show. A drunk Ed Leslie wanted to kick RD's ass. Koko B. Ware's High-Energy pants are no longer baggy. RD still has a crush on Tammy Sytch, who looked alright at the show. Molly Holly was extremely friendly. Jimmy Hart wanted to talk to RD. By request, Shark Boy did the Garvin Stomp and Top Rope Troy Miller did the Earthquake Splash. Johnny Fairplay read the first WrestleCrap book.

RD Reynolds' First-Ever Wrestling Haiku:
Hammer Valentine
Greg has new employment: Ci-
gar store Indian.

Greg Valentine on trannys: "You can't stick it in as far."

Minisode #042 Fired by FaxTrolla

by iggy



September 29, 2006

Bears, dogs, old ladies, and babies
Don't give New Jack a 7-Up.
RD already misses Trish.
The smartest man in the wrestling business is Kevin Nash.
Justin Credible was fired by fax machine.
RD gets serious for a moment about Kurt Angle.

#agitated #phlegmy

042 Fired by FaxTrolla: September 29, 2006

Fired by FaxTrolla
(61 minutes)

Blade has a question about Aquaman. RD has a phlegm disorder and is not in a good mood. Lord Alfred is asleep at the job. A new written feature on the site, Rewriting The Book, looks at 'what if?' wrestling scenarios. The Co-Hosts want you to watch Airplane! (:14)

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:15): Babies and animals are on the shrink-wrapped bag that holds your toilet paper even though they don't use it.

Obscure Wrestling News: Larry Zbysko is seeking to sell the rights to his biography for a movie. (:20) Rikishi has arrested for not appearing in court for a hearing. RD and Trash Losagain will be at a Legends wrestling show in Kokomo. (:24) Rikishi was arrested by some US Marshals for skipping court. New Jack got into a fight at a concession stand for someone mixing his drink. (:27)

Mail Bag (:35): Corey wonders on Russo's coming to TNA. Blade rambles. Bob thinks the Boogeyman should haunt TNA as the Closet Creature. Erik Majorwitz (2) still hasn't received Blade's prize yet. Blade makes excuses. (:40) M Lawson wants the Co-Hosts to have new nicknames. (:42)

Sad News: Trish was fired. (:43) RD sings and wants Blade to call him MC Scat Cat.

SMARTEST MAN IN WRESTLING
If Kevin Nash is ever hired by WWE again, RD will pronounce him the smartest man in wrestling. [WHELP, took him seven years.] On the other end of the scale, RD is amazed at how TNA makes some really stupid mistakes and is yet still around. (:47)

Kid Kash was fired. Justin Credible was fired via fax machine. (:51) RD suggests that Super Crazy get rid of his fax machine. Kurt Angle failed too many drug tests for the WWE, of all organizations, but TNA has hired him. RD dislikes that. (So I guess the honeymoon is over then?)

Seventeen Syllables of Kurt for you:
Six sides, one Angle.
Dixie forgot a ramp for
Kurt's future wheelchair.

Minisode #041 Good Friends Cereal

by iggy



September 22, 2006

The Boogeyman was released
Good Friends cereal
The original Repo Man
Vince Russo is back.

#enjoy #twigs

041 Boogeyman Released: September 22, 2006

Boogeyman Released
(54 minutes)

Sad News: Boogeyman fired.

Have your friends over for breakfast.
Blade's Trip to the Grocery (:09): Good Friends cereal sucks. Blade eats granola, flakes, and twigs in "fun dildo shapes the kids will enjoy."

Obscure Wrestling News (:17): RVD's comic book store closed. Kamala will sing at an event. WWE is suing rapper The Game for supposedly infringing on Sean Michael's name. Blade is reminded of porn star Sean Michaels, of Sean Bond fame. That is, if he can escape from his pit that is affecting his audio quality.
 
Mail Bag (:26): OT (2) questions technicalities. Aaron informs us that John Thomas and BM Punk now have Myspace pages too. (:30) "Maybe RD Reynolds wouldn't" let Iron Sheik humble him in the old country way. RD and Trash Losagain once met a drunk off his ass Sheik at WrestleMania VIII. Repo Man Barry Darsow was not the first wrestling repo man, according to Hobo Diablo. (:34)

WWE hired Brad Armstrong, among other old guys. (:36) Too Cold Scorpio has a big penis, "big and round as a dinner plate." (:39) WrestleCrap.com will not update in October so that Blade and RD can write more of the book. Blade hits the bottle out of happiness because Vince Russo is coming to TNA, which may be going head to head against Raw. (:47)

Seventeen Syllable Tribute to Our Good, Our Now Departed Friend, The Boogeyman.
He's the Boogeyman.
And he's...coming to get his
unemployment check.

Minisode #040 Banana.gif

by iggy



September 15, 2006

Hot dogs with bun.
Stoner Boo Berry is back.
Rafiki had to go eat some bananas.
Dr. Pepper and its imitators

#still enjoy eating it #cheekbones

040 Banana Tapestry: September 15, 2006

Banana Tapestry
(68 minutes)

Sad thing is, she looks
better here than in real life.
RD wonders why there hasn't been a serial killer gimmick. Although, Stone Cold Steve Austin did base his personality on a serial killer. RD has seen an Oklahoma City Bomber gimmick. (:03) RD has a small penis.

Lord Alfred promotional considerations globalinternet.net. (:04) RD and Blade want you to get a URL from them so that you can get laid, particularly as they also have their entire URLs on large sized condoms.

RD's Trip to the Grocery: (:07) hot dogs packaged with buns. Blade is reminded of monster chili dogs.

Blade's Trip to the Grocery: (:10) Boo Berry's appearance has reverted to a stoner. This is good news for Blade, who had secretly hated the cereal until then.

Mr. Cosby, before Pudding Pops destroyed his soul.
RD tells more Disney World stories. Blade imagines he's with Bill Cosby. RD demonstrates how to eat a banana. (:19)

Mail Bag: (:23) Blade says, "Your bag is always special to me." Something about comic books and superheroes. RD says people on the forums want him to sing.

Nine people sent in messages about their experiences with a Chyna blanket. Marv L Penguino bought one for his ex. Chris W made a foolish mistake buying it at Wal-Mart. Zach Harris knows someone who bought it to patch their broken down trailer. Terry McCarthy has it hanging in his dining room. Timmy K knew a young girl who was a big Laurer fan and thus bought one. Jeff knew someone who sold it. And finally Josh Dunn used it for his unit.

Obscure Wrestling News: (:46) Francine is now attractive again, according to Vince. SPEAKING OF Chyna she's continuing to be a man by making out with a porn star. The ECW Zombie wants booked. Molly Holly and Ivory will drive a Winnebago to Canada for Trish's wedding. Are they tapestry munchers?

Blade hit the bottle when Rambo Greg Gagne was fired from OVW booking. (:53) RD sings a few lines of Dr Feelgood. RD names many Dr Pepper knock-offs. Kelly Kelly is dating Test, who is not a lesbian.

Seventeen Syllable Prescription for Your Andrew Test Martin Question:
Why do chicks dig Test?
Kelly's got the right answer.
He's got foot-long dong.

Minisode #039 RD As Cher

by iggy



September 8, 2006

RD went to Disney World
Ariel stays in her grotto.
RD sings as Cher
The RD & Blade Variety Hour

#seaweed #fish woman

039 The RD & Blade Variety Hour: September 8, 2006

The RD & Blade Variety Hour
(61 minutes)

Cher once accepted an Oscar for Brando.
RD wants you to hate him, so he sings Cher songs.

RD took a Trip to Disney World with his family. (:09) He asks Blade if he'd rather be Mrs Deal or Mrs Trash. Sleepy, so sleepy.

Obscure Wrestling News, 25 minutes in: The Great Collie managed to evade being a police officer for six months. One of the listeners gets off to RD's voice. Bryan Danielson is fighting Kamala at ROH. Will they fight using rocking chairs?

Mail Bag: It's something, I bet. (:34) OT wants an apology from Vince for Katie Vick. RD does not like Ariel much. "I've seen better heads on boils," says he. He's basically in monologue mode today. Mike Paulin wants the Brooklyn Brawler for the Hall of Fame. (:39) Blade wants some guy named 'Aldo Morino' for the place. RD responds to him with a song.

RD was watching a Von Erichs DVD, and all the numerous deaths from that territory. (:45) A 'slave for the day' angle from that gives RD an idea for an Annual Colts' vs Lions' Seasons Bet: the loser will recite phrases sent in by fans.

Kurt Angle is gone from TV. (:56) RD wants to be dictator.

Seventeen Syllable Tribute:
Goodbye, Trish Stratus
It's the final curtain. I'll
miss your meat curtain.

Minisode #038 RD versus a Clerk

by iggy



August 25, 2006

RD gets annoyed by clerks.
Blade's supermarket had parasites migrating from the dog food to the paper products.

#your own time #victory garden

038 An Emancipation Procraplimation: August 25, 2006

An Emancipation Procraplimation
(63 minutes)

The third WrestleCrap book will be about Lists. Who doesn't enjoy reading lists?

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:05): RD can't stand grocery store workers looking at his precious groceries. (He prefers Blade doing it.)

The Faxtrolla isn't working efficiently for some reason. Nidia has been knocked up with an Italian or something. (:12) Sorry, I dozed off there, uh...Romeo of the Heartthrobs is branching out into entertaining. Blade does some entertaining of his own while RD looks up this news at bellaonline.com. The Rock has bought an apartment near a Dunkin' Donuts. The show has 20 listeners.

Mail Bag (:26): Some droning, nervous dork (Raving Wendall) sent an audiogram and wants to match last week's 'episode' with the actual Diva Search episode and post it online. Blade has a Plymouth Horizon for RD's Dodge Omni. Hulk Hogan 2 reminds us that the Marine sucks, even more so as it has 'sensuality' in it. Most likely it involves Cena telling his woman that she can't see his penis during sex. (:32) King Superspecial listened to last week's episode twice because he was too lazy to stop listening. He demands a refund. (:36)

Sad News (:38): Rumor has it that Francine will be fired soon because Vince thinks she is 'ugly'. I can almost hear the rest of this segment below the music.

SummerSlam happened. (:42) Blade didn't watch it so he tells us what happened from a third hand source. Grandpa Flair and Mick Foley had a hardcore match. Eddie Guerrero's widow is now a heel valet. The DX vs McMahons match made Blade hit the bottle. The reason why, I don't know because all I hear is mumbling beneath some music. (:48)

INVEST IN A RETIREMENT PLAN, KIDS!!
RD's favorite heel is Vince McMahon, maybe because he just got the McMahon DVD. RD thinks Linda McMahon is an android (oh no! run) and Stephanie is full of BS because she thinks her father "doesn't like yes men."

Haiku Shill:
Our new book's coming.
Hope you buy it. RD jun-
ior needs clean diapers.

Minisode #037 That Diva Search Finale

by iggy



August 18, 2006

RD & Blade watch a Diva Search finale.

#blade brakestown #wacky

037 Hello Titty: August 18, 2006

Hello Titty
A tranny-wreck of a show.
(63 minutes)

Todd Grisham didn't always have a  face.
RD and Blade watch a Diva Search Special in real time. This apparently involves the following:

  • Really bad sound quality.
  • Weird Al shouting that you so stupid.
  • Diamond Dan's hotline at 317 335 HOTT. Call him instead.
  • RD not realizing until too late that not everyone listening to the show actually has a ready recording of the special on hand.
  • A trailer for The Marine. See what they say about it here rather than listening to the show. [Hell, the movie is easier to witness than this.]
  • RD: "I think more people will hate this show than any other show we've ever done."

I'm not listening to this shit.

As of this writing we're still waiting on someone to make a useful commentary video of this particular episode. Course, though, you'd have more luck waiting for Elvis to come back from the dead than waiting for that to happen. 
- Future PB

"Season" In Review 2005 - 2006: The Golden Guys

"If anybody's still listening to this I have to ask you why." (RD Reynolds)

It seems like a good idea. The man behind a well known wrestling site wants to try his hand at doing a podcast, and he does it with the help of the guy who won a contest because he worships the Black Scorpion. Sure, it may not be exactly just about wrestling. Anyone who knows anything about wrestlecrap.com knows it's about the WORST in professional wrestling and the humor that can be derived from that, so it's not exactly the Wrestling Observer we're talking about here. But RD Reynolds and his Co-Host on the other end of the tin can and string, Mr. Blade Braxton, certainly know a thing or two about a thing or two about wrestling, and with their unique insights into the industry and their own thoughts and opinions about what's been going down week after week, it may prove a rather fascinating listen. And for a while, it actually was.

Ten minutes in Blade talks about watching an episode of Maude.

It all went downhill from there.

Even with that 'misstep' though, WrestleCrap Radio has been rather enjoyable in its maiden year. RD & Blade have looked at wrestling in an often humorous light. They poked fun at many a ludicrous thing going on in the squared circle. They read haikus. They read submitted questions (but failed to actually answer them). They talked to John Tenta, Vince Russo, and Dr. Keith Lipinski. They had people 'call in' despite not giving out a number and not being live (recording the show after the fact). They gushed mightily over Kurt Angle.

And of course, they've talked about 70's TV shows as much as can humanely be possible.

That being said, their latest episode on their one year anniversary was somewhat...bizarre. Obviously the re-appearance of bill collector John Thomas 'calling in' to their show somehow is good for a laugh or two. But Blade not even changing his voice to mess around with RD just to make a bad pun? Spending time answering obvious trick questions? Wasting  half an hour on ineligible "impressions" of Terry Funk and Dennis Stamp?
One hopes this is just a one off thing of them goofing around for no reason or other after having the show survive for one year. After all, they did have some strange 'callers-in' on their April Fools episode so it would fit that they would mess about and try it again here. And, it IS WrestleCrap. You're not really expecting the hottest wrestling scoops here, not unless you find a way to resurrect Al Isaacs.

And if you do find a way, contact us. We could make good money off it.



05 - 06 Episode By Episode


#001 Pilot (August 12)
Being the Co-Hosts initial outing, it is not surprising that they are haphazard in how they went about it, talking about those 70's shows, 'taking over' Get In The Ring, and wondering why people are still listening to them after meandering for 20 minutes. It's not Encounter At Farpoint bad, thankfully, which is a slight plus. Now, if that pilot featured Bea Arthur...

#002 Mommy's Milk (August 19)
The show picks up noticeably here. Though it's less due to any actual wrestling discussion and more about the popularity of Dennis Stamp, a transgendered person among the strangely varied contestants of the Diva Search, the failure to answer someone's submitted question in an excuse to give away Dusty Rhodes' autobiography, some nonsense about Hulk Hogan nursing Shawn Michaels, and Blade trying to read a haiku through his cracking up. However it is to the show's credit, and makes it funnier than it should have any right to be.

#003 Tee Hee Tickle Party (August 26)
The "Tee Hee Tickle Party" continues, with RD taking time to talk about going to the library, Brian Knobbs' babysitting skills being debated, and more talk about Gene Snitsky than is healthily needed. Also RD has to remind people that he's not a Juggalo.

#004 Speaking Of... (September 16)
Speaking of things that are talked about more than is healthily needed, the Co-Hosts return after two weeks 'off' to talk about Kane's 'autobiography', old Apter magazines, and one rather strange dream. It's all very bizarre.

#005 Raw Homecoming (September 23)
Much time is spent about another 70's related dream, some wrestlers' absurd gimmicks, a "homecoming" of wrestling legends that are still not as old as some of the references the Co-Hosts have made, and something about Warrior's DVD. Sadly it's not hosted by RD and Blade.

#006 Self-urinating ReCrap (September 30)
After all the excitement from the earlier week things are more quiet here. Still, RD and Blade do their best in talking about Boo Berry, of all things.

#007 Flipping a stuffed bird (October 7)
RD and Blade resume their discourse by gushing over Koko B. Ware and his stuffed Frankie, which would probably be more charismatic than most of the currently active roster. RD counters this with another strange dream of his.

#008 Naming Nicknames (October 14)
The wrestling discussion carries through again on what is considered the USA Today of wrestling podcasts. Hey I didn't say that, they did. Still, if ever you want the up-to-date news on Hacksaw Jim Duggan flipping over a bus, you can't go wrong here.

#009 Gimmicks Galore (October 21)
Three trends begin here; discussion about "Obscure News", Tajiri's wife and her fear of cars, and Ricky Morton and his child support payments. Also the Co-Hosts continue their obsession over the debuting Boogeyman.

#010 Cookie Crisp Christmas Crap Radio (October 28)
Having managed to reach Halloween already, the Co-Hosts celebrate by talking about Christmas instead. But they also talk about Ricky Morton's troubles, Teddy Long's midgets, and the most important thing in the week: Jim Ross being sodomized to no one's enjoyment. This warrants an "evil" haiku for some reason.

#011 24 Hour Blade (November 11)
Surely a wrestling-based podcast would spend an important amount of time (including a week off) talking about...bad movies. Such is the case here with RD talking about watching Inspector Gadget. Still, it's better than what's being shown on Raw and Smackdown lately, including disappearing midgets.

#012 John Tenta Interview (November 18)
While we could go on about more of Ricky Morton's troubles, the passing of Eddie Guerrero, and Blade's missing pants, the Co-Hosts do break the monotonous trend by having a very charming interview with John Tenta. Hearing his bold attitude even in his situation while making the two laugh with his time on the air is a lovely thing to hear, and is definitely a high point of the show so far.

#013 Yulelog for He-Man (December 2)
Another milestone is reached, as RD celebrates the great tradition that is...Black Friday, where he saw some guy standing in line to get a free calculator. It's all uphill from there, with Blade losing it looking at Ricky Morton's website, Blade having an attraction to He-Man, more of Tajiri's wife being under house arrest, discussion about the year's Gooker nominees, and Ric Flair on the road (literally).

#014 Speaking of Rocking Chairs... (December 9)
The end of the calendar year has such hot topics as Kamala's singing about a rocking chair, a Diva being fired, and dogs barking Jingle Bells. It IS the festive season though, so it is all in (jolly) good fun, guaranteed to make you vomit on yourself in enjoyment (their words, not mine).

#015 Alien Ham (January 6)
The new year brings new things to talk about. New things such as Blade talking about the time he savagely cut a piece of ham. That's really the only interesting development here, besides more about Ricky Morton and Tajiri and Ric Flair's shenanigans, as exciting as they are to talk about.

#016 WrestleClock Radio (January 13)
The Co-Hosts discuss Divas in the 'news', bathroom nicknames, and Shelton Benjamin having less of an audience than RD and Blade. It's a rather slow week.

#017 Rated C For Crap (January 20)
To bring back the excitement missing in your average episode of WCR, the Co-Hosts discuss a porn award ceremony, an anal raping wrestler being fired, and Blade failing to get anywhere with Lita. It's not much, but they're slowly getting back up there again.

#018 Announcements (January 27)
The Co-Hosts use the aid of some MIDI trumpets to herald their Question of the Week before coasting on talking about the Spirit Squad, the Royal Rumble, and one very important picture of Jameson.

#019 Boogeyman M.D. (February 3)
The 'fascinating' wrestling news continues but it's forgiven slightly as RD has a cold and does his best to stay on form. The Co-Hosts talk about the Viking's son also wrestling, multi-vitamins, the Royal Rumble again, and Bob Orton's cast.
 
#020 Vince Russo Interview Part I (February 17)
Things pick up as RD and Blade announce they are working on a new book and manage to get Vince Russo into an interview with them, which is certainly very illuminating. The two discuss his time in WWF and some of the things he did there, all highly fascinating.

#021 Vince Russo Interview Part II (February 24)
The Vince Russo interview continues as the trio discuss his time in WCW and then answer a few questions. Like the earlier week both are highly entertaining as they are informative.

#022 Saturday Night's Alright For Wrestling (March 10)
After all that excitement the same old same old wrestling talk returns once again. But at least we get more 'exciting' stuff about the midget division, nostalgia about Saturday Night's Main Event, another Diva stripping in Playboy, and Verne Gagne masturbating.

#023 WrestleCrap Rumble (March 17)
With yet more references to before many listening were born, RD and Blade continue to discuss such ground breaking stuff as B. Brian Blair, the Boogeyman, Samoa Joe, Verne Gagne rapping and a concerned Jewish mother.

#024 Real Time with Real Deal (March 31)
Things suddenly take a turn for the absurd, and even with it being April Fools' Day it's not really a good sign. The two take 'calls' from, among other people, Mrs. RD, a man sounding like Vince Russo, someone pretending to be Lee Marshall, and a bill collector named John Thomas looking for a "Blade Brakestown". That is in reference to a 'joke' from last week where Blade wondered if Thomas and his ilk were cutting into his phone line to chase his bills. For its original intent at humor it's laudable...at first. That's when you wonder how on earth they would do a 'live' show for something that's normally pre-taped, not unless they can somehow find a way to bend the laws of time and space to their whim. So on that logic the whole thing falls apart. But that depends on a person thinking too hard about this show, which almost never really happens. Still, it's something different from the norm, which is a point in its favor. A small point to be sure, but a point nonetheless.

#025 Komedy with a capital K (April 7)
The 'normal' stuff returns, but at least it's slightly different with a conversation with Dr. Keith Lipinski about Wrestlemania, an Easter Egg hunt at a funeral home, and Nikolai Volkoff being advised by RD to have the Iron Sheik help him win an election. That's a surefire strategy right there.

#026 The He-Man Peep Show (April 14)
Blade manages to join RD in person at his home for once, allowing them to talk some more about having new music for going to the Grocery, Blade being aroused by He-Man, The Cat In The Hat, Randy Orton being suspended, some nonsense about a chiropractor, and most importantly, Zeus masturbating.

#027 Cornmeal Frosties (April 21)
To shake things up, RD talks about...a trip to his optometrist. It's as exciting as it sounds. To improve on things slightly two also talk about Paul Ellering having his own eye trouble (speaking of eyes) which warrants the use of some 'sad music', Pat Tanaka as a judoist, Ivan Koloff being religious, and Trish Stratus leaving WWE (though not because she's religious).

#028 WoodstockCrap Radio (IN 3-D!!!) (April 28)
With RD and Blade taking May off to work on their book, they spend the rest of their time this week talking about fruity balls, gay talk Palmer Cannon and being pounded in the ass, Verne Gagne's wad, and staying warm with your bitch in the snow. They also talk around it with God as a tag team partner and the 'return' of ECW.

#029 "New and Improved" (June 6)
Returning from their 'vacation', RD has at least taken the opportunity to improve the sound quality so he and Blade no longer sound like they're speaking from underground. They've also got a sponsor! It is Global Internet, who help run the WC site domain. Sadly that's the only things of note this week, assuming you also consider news about Mean Gene Okerlund being sued, Erik Watts' horrible booking, and the Great Khali having giant teeth to also be important.

#030 Zombie Radio (June 16)
The show suddenly takes a flying leap to some sort of weird greatness, or "jumped the Zombie" as RD puts it. With the show being off to respect the sad passing of John Tenta, the Co-Hosts commemorate his memory by talking about the 'debut' of 'ECW' including the greatness that is the Zombie. There's also talk about Randy Savage on The Surreal Life, Kamala's plastic spears, Paul Ellering exercising prostitutes, and DX's 'return', but that's not the point here. Did they have a Zombie groan in the ring? I didn't think so! Trust me, this episode must be given a listen to if only to hear how hilariously crazy it all is.


#031 Double Trouble (June 23)
The Trip to the Grocery now also has Ray Steven's The Streak as well as the music it already has, to RD's sole delight. He and Blade also talk about the food groups, important 'political' news, Lex Luger's drunken antics, Blade at a strip club, Greg Gagne booking, a ECW fallout, and a haiku that breaks Blade's composure.

#032 An angle on Angle (June 30)
To reverse their trend of talking about nothing, RD promises more 'wrestling news'. He then takes half an hour discussing Kurt Angle's move set in thrilling fashion. One would assume he's doing this on purpose to dissuade people from asking him again to do such a thing in the future...There is still time to talk about wrestlers not actually wrestling, wrestling animals, a Diva unable to take her bra off, and a first; a Weekly Wrestling Tanka!

#033 Hapines is a Warm Pun (July 7)
Things return to 'normal'; i.e. the lack of any substantial wrestling developments to discuss. RD and Blade instead talk about John Lauranitis being a secret listener to their show, fake laughter, Blade getting drunk, McMahon being out of date, Mike Knox body slamming people, and compare Divas to blow-up dolls (which is insulting to the blow-up dolls). They also bring the 'return' of the Mailbag to replace their Question of the Week, perhaps realizing that no one wants their Dusty Rhodes book.

#034 Diva Debacle (July 14)
For a change the show is rather strong this week, and with good reason. RD further 'improves' his production by now having his own laugh track; Krankor's infamous laugh from Prince Of Space. The questions they get about Siamese wrestling, the Great Khali in a dog outfit, and a lone fan of the show, are quite compelling. The Big Show's giant hands are idolized. Blade gets drunk with the help of some bizarre drinking-style music. And most importantly, the latest Diva Search sends the two into hysterics over how the Miz pronounces one contestant's name, which is certainly a laugh riot. Don't take my word for it though, listen to it for yourself!

#035 Real Angry (July 28)
As expected (and even with the week off), things are more of a downer here, with RD being angry at Lifesavers for some reason. It's really not that much of a deal to go over. The show is rather subdued here, even with RD's heckles being raised and Blade wanting to see a donkey show (or participate in one, you never can tell with him). They also talk about the victims of the Wellness Policy, more of the Diva Search, and ECW surviving on the believability of Mike Knox, Mr. Charisma.

#036 One Year Anniversary...Somehow (August 11)
Finally, after another week off, the show gets through its first year of existence, and RD and Blade can celebrate with...whatever this is supposed to be. Sure, there are some things that 'fit'. RD finds new laughs to amuse himself, he drinks a lot of milk, John Thomas calls again to pester Blade...and the wrestling news takes as little of the show as is physically possible. Instead we get Blade 'calling in' and calling himself "Bowel Movement Punk" to his own enjoyment and no one else's, some more bad impressions of Terry Funk and Dennis Stamp that spend hours to deliver a bad punchline. It's almost like April Fools once again. As I have said earlier, I hope this is just a one-off occurrence and we don't get anything as bad as this in later years. Otherwise this show would turn out into all kinds of strange awful...



The Year's "Best" Of

Number of episodes: 36

Longest episode (excluding interviews): #034 It's over an hour long!

Shortest episode (excluding interviews): #001 By contrast, the pilot is just over 20 minutes.

Best overall episode: #012 A simply touching interview with John Tenta raises the episode as a whole.
Hear also: #020 #021 The Vince Russo Interview. A very in-depth piece with a notoriously infamous figure of the WWE/WCW wars.

Funniest episode: #030 Just hearing the Zombie moan all the way throughout is enough to make anyone laugh uncontrollably.
Hear also: #002 The Co-Hosts cannot get through a haiku properly without losing themselves, among wondering who on earth is participating in the Diva Search.
#003 Another haiku gets through to the Co-Hosts. These haikus are rather weird ones, I must say.
#013 Everything overall, from Blade checking out Ricky Morton's 'site', Black Friday, and Tajiri's wife's house arrest, all make this enjoyable to listen to.
#034 The whole thing about JT Titty at the Diva Search with the other craziness in wrestling right now is simply hysterical.

Weirdest episode: #036 The whole calling-in nonsense, besides the general meandering of the day as a whole, really sticks out of the rest of the year like a sore thumb. (The earlier call-in show doesn't count because, hey, April Fools and all that.)

Funniest furious few minutes (stand-alone): Blade's strange tale about savagely slicing your ham properly. (#015)
Hear also: Discussion about the Diva Search, including whether a contestant is a woman or not. (#002)
RD seeing a man stand in line to buy a calculator on Black Friday. (#013)
Blade wanting the Great Khali to fornicate with a dog, among other things. (#034)

What The Fuck?: RD taking ten hours talking about Kurt Angle's 'move set' because people 'demanded' it.(#032)
"Hear" also: Blade reveals he has an erection for He-Man. (#013)
An odd segue involving carnivals for some reason. (#013)
"Dennis Stamp" 'calls' in to the show to make bad jokes. (#036)

We listened to THAT?: RD discussing Kurt Angle's move set (#032)
Also confusing: It's all 70's, all the time! (#001)
The timeliness of Dennis Stamp. (#002)
Mommy's milk. (#002)
How bad movie adaptations of Inspector Gadget and The Cat In The Hat tie in to wrestling. (#011)
People 'calling' in to the show. (#024)

It's the weirdest dream, Doc: Tammy Sytch's knowledge of Burt Reynolds movies. (#005)



Funniest line: "Speaking of prostitutes, a man has come." (Blade, #030)
Hear also: "Kinda like being forced to watch a rerun of Maude." (Blade, #001)
"So you got Zorak, you got Chaka, and you've got a Tranny out there. Ladies and Gentlemen, the 2005 Diva Search." (Blade, #002)
"I vomited on myself in enjoyment." (RD, #014)
"I don't want to hear about you and Don busting each other with corn oil."  (RD, #017)
"You just talked about having nuts in your mouth." (RD, #025)

What The Fuck was that?: "We killed Dennis Stamp." (RD, #036)
Hear also: "I don't want to live." (Blade, #016)
"I did ejaculate at the He-Man case." (Blade, #026)

Speaking Of...: Verne Gagne masturbating (#022)
And Speaking Of...: Getting pounded in the ass. (#022)
Zeus masturbating. (#026)
Verne Gagne's wad. (#028)

WrestleSex Radio: "I did ejaculate at the He-Man case" (Blade, #026)
Feel also: "I'm glad you enjoyed your sister's Snoopy snow cones" (RD, #022)
"You just talked about having nuts in your mouth" (RD, #025)
Palmer Cannon gay talk. (#028)
"I keep groping myself, there's gonna be some moisture somewhere else." (Blade, #033)

Most startling revelation: Blade having no pants. (#012)
Hear also: Blade's Alien Ham (#015)
Blade's Front Yard Boxing Association Title (#027)

You told us THAT?: Blade failing to get anywhere with Lita at a car show. (#017)
Hear also: Blade's obsession with corn oil. Why not just deep throat the damn thing? (#017)
RD being told he has a harsh voice. You would THINK he would do some quality control on his own radio show... (#036)

That's sure to offend no-one: "I don't want him coming back and playing wheelchair basketball with Droz." (Blade, #030)
Also offensive: RD as a Jewish mother (#023)
"That was fagtacular." (RD, #030)

Most obscure reference: Vladimir Petrov discussion. It's as timely as today's headlines. (#027)
Also confusing: Maude (#001)
Chaka as a "contestant" on the Diva Search (#002)



Actual non-Crap Wrestling discussion: Remembering Saturday Night's Main Event. (#022)
Hear also: The greatness of Apter mags. (#004)
The greatness of "ECW" (#030)

Saddest News: The passing of John Tenta. May he RIP. (#030)
Hear also: The passing of Eddie Guerrero (#012)
Paul Ellering's Cornmeal Frosties (#027)

Favorite on-going news trend: Ricky Morton's jailhouse blues (#009)
See also: Tajiri's wife's motorphobia (#009)

Favorite wrestler to discuss: The Boogeyman. Just don't talk about clocks with him. (#001)
Discuss also: Hulk Hogan, particularly his lactation abilities. (#002)

Least favorite wrestler to discuss: Christy Hemme and her hungry butt. (#017)
Do not discuss also: "B.M. Punk" but that's a bit of a stretch because he's not an actual wrestler. Still, if ever we see such a man on the indie circuit... (#036)

Funniest character: John Thomas and his debt payment crusade against Blade Brakestown. (#024)

Who the fuck is this?: Terry Funk/Dennis Stamp together because they're essentially one and the same. Also because they were terrible to hear. B.M. Punk would also have fit in here, but he's not a bad 'wrestler' impersonation like the earlier two. Also he's easier to hear. (#036)



Favorite sound bite: The Zombie's in town! (#030)
Hear also: Krankor's automobile laugh. (#034)

Best music pad: Blade's drinking music. (#034)
Hear also: Blade's Haiku mood music. (#002)
The show intro (Extreme's Play With Me)

Most out-of-tune music: Blade's "Evil" Haiku music. It sure drowned out whatever he was trying to say. (#010)
Do not hear also: The "new and improved" Ratt theme. (#029)



A+ Haiku: #034
Moronic Divas.
How will this class top last year's?
Leave it to Deever.

F- Haiku: #010
JR's battered ass.
That was so painful. My poor
eyes felt sodomized.



Overall "Season" Score

7/10

Despite the show's few mistakes (understandable of course), the whole thing's been rather enjoyable so far. One wonders how they'll continue with the show going on to the next year/season...

Minisode #036 John Thomas Calling

by iggy



August 11, 2006

B.M. Punk calls
John Thomas calls
Terry Funk calls
Dennis Stamp is on the phone.

#the funker #my best friend

036 One Year Anniversary...Somehow: August 11, 2006

One Year Anniversary...Somehow
"worst show ever"
(59 minutes)

A new laugh sounder has been installed. RJ Fletcher and Weird Al from UHF laugh at 'jokes'.

WCR is one year old. The show 'actually' has 37 listeners. RD and Blade suck.

Their book in progress's cover fails the Wellness Policy. (:08)

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:10): RD drinks a lot of cow's milk because he is a calf.

Blade does a half-retarded imitation of CM Punk with the "clever" name of 'Bowel Movement'. (:13) I have to keep increasing the volume when RD speaks and turn it down when Blade speaks.

Obscure Wrestling News (:17): Jeff Hardy is coming back to WWE. RD gives him six weeks. Rick Steiner is softer than Blade because of some old ring he had. Oh Christ, there's thirty-six minutes left in this show. I guess it's easier to do twice as much show when you have thirty-five shows from which to do call-backs.

Mail Bag: Chris P's question is ignored because RD is angered at the cold hard truth. (:23) I think they already answered Logan B's question about Khali and Kelly. (:26) RD throws out another dozen catch phrases.

JOHN THOMAS
DOESN'T NEED COMPUTERS
John Thomas calls. (:27) Skipping ahead. . . Eight minutes later, Blade hits the bottle because of this.

Raw sucks. RD feels dirty when he says he's watching TNA, but I guess there's nothing dirty about crap.

Oh good, the phone is ringing, so I can skip ahead. (:42) This show is still painful even without bad impersonations of Terry Funk and Dennis Stamp (don't ask).

The First Anniversary Wrestlecrap Radio Blade Braxton Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Hulk's got a bum knee.
He should've drank mommy's milk.
It does a Hulk good.

Minisode #035 Life Savers Tizzy

by iggy



July 28, 2006

RD complains about Life Savers changing its basic flavors.
The Big Nippled Vampire was first named Areola

#no pineapple #no lime

035 Real Angry: July 28, 2006

Real Angry
(54 minutes)

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:06): RD's favorite flavor of Life Savers has been replaced.

Obscure Wrestling News (:12): Vince has bought an indoor tennis facility for his mother's home town, which the sources have no idea what state it is in. Kanyon was dropping the puck at the Gay Games. Sad News: Spirit Squad was sent back to Triple A. (:17)

Mail Bag (:21): Insecticidal Andy Duke thinks the Deever is a secret Kryptonian. (:26) Speculation ensues on whether JBL is a secret third co-host of the show. 'Damn' asks about combined bad gimmicks. (:30) RD is worried his son will one day find out about and listen to the show. He also wanted to be the next Weird Al at one point; Blade meanwhile wanted to play Jason at a donkey show. Bob Dhalstrom has his own ideas for the company to follow on, one of which involves Gene Snitsky and Stephanie McMahon. (:34)

J.T. Tinny with unnamed person
Random people fell victim of the Wellness Policy, including Thumbnail-toothed Great Khali-Collie. This angers RD for some reason. (:35) The Diva Search made Blade hit the bottle this week. (:44) Blade talks loudly, unaware that the talky end of the phone receiver acts as a microphone. JT Titty should tag with Areola, the tarot card reader. (:47)  ECW has DQs in "Extreme Rules" matches. Mike Knox, Mr. Charisma. I can't hear RD beneath the music.

Seventeen Syllables of the Weekly Wrestling Haiku
Flair, Undertaker,
then Kane. E C Dub, Extreme
Crossover Wrestling

Minisode #034 Blade Hits the Bottle

by iggy



July 14, 2006

Blade Hits the Bottle when CM Punk tells him not to.
RD doesn't understand gift cards.
Blade envies RD's Trip to the Grocery and jumps on the bandwagon.
Krankor debuts.

#the deever #jt titty

034 Diva Debacle: July 14, 2006

Krankor hits the Bottle with JT Titty
(63 minutes)

RD's Trip to the Grocery: Wal-Mart has restaurant gift cards. (:09)
Blade's Trip to the Grocery: "pasta in sauce with beef and chicken hot dogs with beef."

Faxtrolla semi-exclusive news (:14): boo-rah. The Miz wants Johnny Fairplay to come to ECW. DDP is taking his Yoga for Regular Guys on tour.

Mail Bag: Smash Bradley asks how to actually implement Siamese-twin wrestlers. (:23) Krankor's laugh is used in response. Extreme K of Fort Mike Knox thinks of putting The Great Collie in a dog outfit and placing him in dog shows. (:27) Sausagesandwich is one of their 'many fans, of whom I know none', who has a thing for punching the Miz. (:30)

SmackDown is looking retro, with Tatanka and caskets and midgets and kings. (:34) A Punjabi Prison match was announced and Michael Cole said it would be in the jungle. (:36) Candace Michelle was sent to ECW to teach Kelly Kelly how to strip. (:39) Big Show's hands are now cannonballs and his head is a bowling ball. CM Punk doesn't like drinking, so Blade hit the bottle. (:44)
ECW IS STRIPPING
Miz's hosting of the Diva Search segment was pure wrestlecrap. (:48)  Hopeful Layla said she wanted to be the Deever, so she will now be called that. Another candidate (Maryse) used her impenetrable Quebec accent to be an 'air-flying diva', another (Robecca) tried to pepper spray the ring, and another (Molina) looks more like a tranny than our current one.

Miz called one contestant JT Titty.

The Haiku:
Moronic Divas.
How will this class top last year's?
Leave it to Deever.

Minisode #033 Fake Laughs

by iggy



July 7, 2006

Johnny Ace steals RD's ideas
WWE commentators' fake laughs
The Nathan Jones rumor
Exterminator gimmick
The Mail Bag
Mike Knox, Mr. Bodyslam

#goof or somethin' #give it a squeeze

033 Hapenis is a Warm Pun: July 7, 2006

Hapenis is a Warm Pun (The Terrible Twelve Listeners)
(55 minutes)

True love...has yet to be found.
RD thinks someone is using his ideas because Kelly is now Kelly Kelly. Speaking of Joey and Joey Joe Joe Taz Joe Joe Taz... RD hates the WWE broadcasters' fake laughter.

The ECW Zombie couldn't make it.

Obscure Wrestling News (:08): It's spelled FAXTrolla not FACTSTrolla. Rumored-lactator Nathan Jones is going to be in a movie. RD has man-boobs. Sad News: a former centerfold has dropped out of the Diva Search before it's even begun. (:17) RD suggests WWE sell blow-up dolls of the contestants.

Premiere of the Mail Bag, with music (:21): Blade would replace his head with Shawn Michaels' head thanks to a question from Barnes. Big Show has skillets for hands. Cris asks about combining favorite bad angles. (:24) RD wears a Dungeon of Doom shirt. Questioner Yens is searching for Brian Clark. (:26) Nitro Hollick, who likes the show, asks something about the Fabulous Rojeaus. (:30) Sad News, thanks to The Disciple of Bruti: bottom-feeder Johnny Parisi has been released. (:36) Speaking of hiring someone's penis...

According to Blade, the podcast loses 2 listeners every week from their original pool of 12, and now half of them are going to be offended and lost to them.

RD wrote an open letter to Trish Stratus. New induction: Norman Smiley, backyard champion. Next week's induction is WWF's million dollar chance.
Ms. Stratus kicks a woman in the face.
Shawn Michaels: Degenerate with morals. At that point in Raw, Blade turned to the bottle. (:39) Vince knows who Darth Vader is, which is not Barry White. ECW sucks. Mike Knox can body-slam like nobody's business. (:45)

Seventeen Syllables of Love:
RVD's busted.
Robby should've just said no.
Now we're stuck with Show.

Minisode #032 The Kurt Angle Filibuster

by iggy



June 30, 2006

RD doesn't like the new Brawny man.
Jake Roberts in a fishing tournament
Kelly's Expose

#like forty minutes now #old bitey

032 An angle on Angle: June 30, 2006

Ode to Kurt Angle
(45 minutes)

Blade promises the ECW Zombie will be on next week's show. RD promises the return of the Mailbag on next week's show.

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:06) has been voted the most popular segment on this wrestling podcast. Superman has been invading the grocery of late.

Obscure Wrestling News: Kurrgan is going to be in a movie (300). (:11) Jake Roberts caught a 45-pound fish. (:14)

Sad News: The Pirate was fired because McMahon is behind the times. (:20) Even more Sad News: Diva Search 3 has begun. (:25) SPEAKING OF bitches RD and Blade discuss their favorite animals in the WWF. WWE loves poop and male ass. ECW's Kelly strips every week down to the same bra that she can't seem to get opened. (:30)
Arrr! 'is ship 'as sailed.
RD tries some wrestling analysis and Blade gets bored. (:32) The majority seems to think RD gushes over Kurt Angle. [Which is certainly NOT going to be ironic in the next few years... - Future PB]

First Ever WrestleCrap Tanka:
Kelly's Expose.
The only thing that's been ex-
posed is the simple
fact that Mr. Laurinai-
tis sucks as a talent scout.

Minisode #031 Food Pyramid versus Food Groups

by iggy



June 23, 2006

The Trip to the Grocery gets Ray Stevens.
RD and Mrs. Deal disagree about nourishment.

#twice #oh yeah

031 Double Trouble: June 23, 2006

Say everything twice. Say everything twice.
(38 minutes)

RD's Trip to the Grocery now has an intro. It's a sped-up intro to The Streak by Ray Stevens. (:06) RD discusses organic macaroni and cheese. Speaking of bizarre pastas...

Obscure Wrestling News: Volkoff's Maryland delegate election opponent is airing old wrestling footage on TV in his ads, so Volkoff responds by getting his own Myspace page and the Iron Sheik to help him. (:14) Lex Luger is a (drunken) idiot. (:18) Blade relates how he was in a strip club where Gorgeous George was a stripper. (:24) The new OVW booker is (Rambo) Greg Gagne. (:26)

So many people on Smackdown have gone. ECW's fortune teller actually tells the past, but is no good a replacement for the vanishing Zombie. WWE should've fired the midgets . . . out of a canon. DX are homoerotic.

Speaking of things that will make you poop with joy:
Too much bare male ass.
Was that Raw or the World
Wrestling Enema?

Minisode #030 ECW's Relaunch

by iggy



June 16, 2006

ECW relaunches with the zombie
Kamala sells spears
Haiku with intro

#exhibitionist Kelly #SFW

030 Zombie Radio: June 16, 2006

Zombie Radio
(40 minutes)

ARRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
John Tenta died last week. If you're interested, you can donate to his family through johntentafund@wrestlecrap.com.

RD could talk about the ECW Zombie for the entire show.

Obscure Wrestling News: Randy Savage is going on the Surreal Life. (:08) Kamala is selling plastic spears for $25 each. RD used to manage Kamala Junior. (:15) Paul Ellering now offers a workout program. (I hope it doesn't involve him exercising in the frosty Adirondacks.) (:19) RD suggest the On A Pole Workout Program. Sad News: El Gigante is in a wheelchair. (:23) ECW's Sci-Fi premiere is summarized, and RD calls it a 'license to print money'. This show has "jumped the Zombie."

Seventeen Syllables of Joy:
DX reunion.
What does DX stand for now?
Depends eXtra strength?

Minisode #029 Now Sponsored

by iggy



June 2, 2006

Global Internet
New and Improved Chcken in a Bisquit
Mean Gene is being sued by Hot Stuff Foods.

#cracker aisle #unnecessary carbs

029 "New and Improved": June 2, 2006

"New and Improved"
(43 minutes)

This show has a sponsor, globalinternet.net. (:02) After twenty-eight episodes, the audio has been set up properly.

RD's picture in Fighting Spirit magazine is Koko B. Ware's for some reason. He likes it. (:05)

Blade informs RD about Myspace. It's very coincidental that they get onto it just as it begins to die. (:10)

Still contains chicken parts.
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:13): it's impossible to improve Chicken in a Biskit. They took out the dairy.

Obscure Wrestling News: Mean Gene Okerlund was sued by Mene Gene Burgers' parent company. (:17) Eric Watts' booking for Great Championship Wrestling is making crowds flee. (:21) The Stu Hart mansion should be leveled. (:23)

Question of the Week from The Buzzkill 411: Khali's teeth are as big as your thumbs. (:28) Erik Majorwitz still hasn't received his prize yet, so Blade plans to frame a haiku for him.

Sci-Fi will push sci-fi angles on ECW. (:30) SmackDown gets a host, The Miz, while Ray Mysterio is constantly getting buried. (:35) SD and Raw suck.

Blade Braxton's Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
There's another Kane.
He looks like a tard in drag
him off my tee vee.

Minisode #028 RD Calls It

by iggy



April 28, 2006

Goodbye, Palmer Cannon
God will no-show this Sunday because it is his day off.
Demolition Blast
WWE's ECW will not be ECW as you knew it.
Haiku with intro

#not that close #utterly confused

028 WoodstockCrap Radio (IN 3-D!!!): April 28, 2006

The Woodstock Edition of WCR (IN 3-D!!!)
((( recorded in Atari 2600 noise fidelity ))) (31 minutes)

The ECW name will return as a show. Hogan movies suck, even in 3D. (:01) RD tires of Blade co-hosting and wants people to apply for the job.

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:06): RD has startling news that Trix changed to fruit shapes, which happened in 1992. (Trix later reverted to fruity balls in late 2007.) Speaking of fruity balls...

Sad News (:10): JBL has chased away another man. Blade and RD will take the next month to write the third WrestleCrap book which is to be released in eighteen months. RD loves Blade.

Obscure Wrestling News: Paul Ellering has written a book. RD wonders if it'll be available in braille. (:14) Speaking of staying warm with your bitch in the snow... Both Demolition members have signed deals for action figures. (:18) Speaking of Verne Gagne's wad... Brock Lesnar can wrestle in Japan. His girlfriend has a shrunken head. (:21)

GET YER BONDAGE DOLLS!!

Vince McMahon booked God for the next PPV but you know God ain't gonna be there. Sunday is his day off. (:23)

Blade Braxton's Weekly Wrestling Haiku (for all you non geeks nerds and poindexters):
E C Dub is back.
Beating a dead horse? More like
banging a dead corpse.

Minisode #027 RD Can't See

by iggy



April 21, 2006

RD has nerd glasses, and goes to the eye doctor.
Paul Ellering's eyes froze.

#really good read on your eyes #20/100 vision

027 Cornmeal Frosties: April 21, 2006

Cornmeal Frosties
(37 minutes)

Blade weighs 240 pounds and puts the vision of himself naked in RD's head.

RD's Trip to the Eye Doctor segment bombs lower than his eyesight. He believes his listeners all live in Unabomber-style shacks. (:02)

There's a new segment, with music: Sad News. (:09) Paul Ellering races Ididerod dogs and he fell asleep and his eyeballs froze. RD wants you to call fine young egg Dave Meltzer in the middle of the night to ask him random wrestling questions. He also calls his teletype machine a FaxTrolla. [A company is born.]

, Mr. Ellering aided a blind woman in the previous year's race.

Obscure Wrestling News (:15): Simon Cowell, producer of some early WWF albums. Blade reveals his Front Yard Boxing Association 'title'. (:20) Speaking of Tatanka's mom's openings... Pat Tanaka is offering Judo lessons. Ivan Koloff is offering Jesus lessons. (:22)

No Question of the Week will be answered this week because both Co-Hosts are lazy.

Trish Stratus exists, but not to Blade who prefers her as a blond. (:25) He would bolt up for an evening for Mickie James instead, who looks like her clone. His mobile phone rings in response against this, which RD doesn't edit out for some reason. RD named his unit Jack and the Curlie Q's. (:30) He also went to Sam Goody's which is going out of business due to overpricing its videos.

Get Ready:
McMah'nism, huh?
May Vince soon be crucified
on a grapefruit tree.

Image by Neil Sama

Minisode #026 Bladey Went A-Courtin'

by iggy



April 14, 2006

Blade is at WrestleCrap HQ
RD & Blade watched The Cat in the Hat.
RD & Blade went to the comic book store, the video store, and the grocery.
The Trip to the Grocery gets music.
"Mama's Family"

#dark cloud #a dozen copies of the Fat Albert movie

026 The He-Man Peep Show: April 14, 2006

The He-Man Peep Show
((( recorded in basement-echo fidelity ))) (38 minutes)

Blade Braxton is live in studio. His lateness prevented them from attending the funeral home Easter Egg Hunt so they watched Cat in the Hat instead. They also saw Slammed. Blade and RD spent time together in a comic book store where Blade had a little accident with his unit.

Thumb's Up, Giant Guy!
RD's and Blade's Trip to the Grocery, now with music (:11): Blade got Boo Berry and King Pedophile cereals.

Obscure Wrestling News: Ken Patera is available for motivational speeches. (:15) Boogeyman was hiding his gimmick during his WrestleMania trip. (:17) Steve McMichaels was banned from WrestleMania, most likely due to all the bad angles he's been involved in. Some time is wasted with Candice Michelle and her chiropractic husband just to mention planetchiropractic.com. (:20) The Question of the Week from Angus McCloud regards favorite Mama's Family episodes. (:23) A video store had many unsold copies of Fat Albert: the Movie. Randy Orton was suspended for sixty days.

The Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
RKO is gone.
Shit related? Yeah, for shit-
ting on my Fridays.