Minisode #056 Orville Reddenbacher Is Back

by iggy

March 23, 2007

Organic milk in the cereal aisle
Orville Reddenbacher is back, in CGI form.
WCR, W. C. Rad
Cletus O. Godwinn

#super amazing Orville Reddenbacher #anonymous Brooke

056 Robotic Robecca Released: March 23, 2007

Robotic Robecca Released
(79 minutes)

RD met his co-author of The Death of WCW, Bryan Alvarez, for the first time at an indy show. A man in a monkey suit was directing parking lot traffic. He later was involved in a match as The Super Amazing Monkey. Why that guy hasn't been signed to TNA yet I do not know.

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:21): RD saw non-refrigerated organic milk in the cereal aisle, which got on his nerves. Reanimated via CGI Orville Redenbacher is creepy.

Co-Host Contest Week 6: Eric doesn't know. (:32) Soul thinks Haku figures are glorified bars of soap. (:38) Trash has written all their questions up till now. A likely story. 4 of 11.

Mail Bag (:47): Tony Christ wants the Mighty Seamen. RD flubs a laugh but doesn't edit it out. Jimmy K brings about RD's giving a physics lesson. (:49)

Obscure Wrestling News (:52): The Iron Sheik was robbed of his Wal-Mart earnings by a 'nephew' and a 'drug dealing driver'. Lita and her band are recording an album. (:57) New Godwins. Blade can't spell. (:62) Sad News: Robecca DiPietro was fired. (:63)

This Week's Top Wrestling News Story is that Bobby "Lindsay" Lashley broke the Masterlock. (:66) Kelly Kelly danced with the Deever and "Anonymous Brooke" to Pour Some Sugar on Me. (:69) WrestleMania: Kane vs Khali in a meathook match.

Seventeen Syllables Dedicated to the Battle of the Billionaires:
Billionaire Battle.
I'd pay one billion dollars
to make this shit stop.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The pissed to my off, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, Fight Sports Midwest
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 14. Joy and happiness in my innards, your innards, things being awesome, sounds we like, things, things that are cold (5), violating in the corn hole (2), Verne Gagne masterbating, having your corn hole violated
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 0.
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

  • Krankor Laughs: 3
  • Weird Al Laughs:
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 2.5
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 4
  • Cricket Chirps: 3
  • Ashley Massaro References:  4
  • Trish Stratus References:  1
  • Mailbag
    • Tony Christ: Do you think Ricky Steamboat, Tugboat, and Captain Mike Rotundo/Rotunda could have formed a stable called The Fighting Seamen? RJ Fletcher: Flubbed Yes.
    • Jimmy K: Hi guys. I have two questions for you this week, one for RD and one for Blade. First off, and this question has been bugging me for years, RD, you know I was wondering. Like, if you were traveling through outer space and you're going real fast like the speed of light, and all of a sudden you start screaming, you think your brain would blow up? Of course my brain will not blow up. And secondly to Blade, I called a few colleges and business schools to see if they had any Ladder Falling 101 classes. None of them had any professors with degrees in that field so I'm wondering: how DO you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder? I don't know.

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Billionaire Battle.
    I'd pay one billion dollars
    to make this shit stop.

Minisode #055 Khali Bunyan (Edited)

by iggy (Edited by R.V.M. Kai)

March 9, 2007

Arm wrestling in the cage
Timbaland, Khali, Paul Bunyan, and Babe the Blue Ox

055 Centaurfold: March 9, 2007

The Great Khali Bunyan
(70 minutes)

WSX is still great. So is the $1 million CGI Bling Ladder. RD wants 20 listeners by year's end from their 13.

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:12): Inviga green energy tea makes RD think of vaginas. Blade: "You just can’t go wrong with molestation humor these days can you?"

Co-Host Contest Week 5: Mike Paulin cannot explain the airplane spin below the equator. (:19) Ray Gun does, however. (:23) Current Tally: 3 of 9.

Faxtrolla (:33): Kurrgan plays Uber Immortal in 300. Photos of JT Titty may be featured at Victoria's Secret stores. RD proposes NES Pro Wrestling: The Movie.

Mail Bag (:46): Arthur Williams has a wrestling question. TNA's arm wrestling match in a steel cage needs to be an induction. Sandman 3G does not know why he listens, but he does think the Great Collie would be great as Paul Bunyan. (:52)

Bad News Brown died. (:55)

WWE wants to set up regional feds around the world. (:57) RD would rather watch a promo by Linda McMahon than by Batista, who is growing more and more robotic thanks to his new girlfriend Robecca. (:61) The ECW New Breed sucks.

Instead of a haiku Blade sings a 'parody' about Ashley Massaro with bad MIDI music. (:66)
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Joanie to my Chachi, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, IMDB
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 3. Things that pop up, penile references coming out, horrible
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 4. Happy Days, G.L.O.W., J. Geils Band (2)
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

  • Krankor Laughs: 4
  • Weird Al Laughs: 1
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 4
  • Cricket Chirps: 3
  • Mickie James References:  4
  • Ashley Massaro References:  9
  • Christy Hemme References:  2
  • Mailbag
    • Arthur Williams: I love the radio show, although it hasn't given me hundreds of hours of masturbatory joy. I actually have a wrestling question. Do you think the LAX-James Gang feud including Konnan and Bullet Bob Armstrong in an arm wrestling six sides of steel cage match deserves to be in Wrestlecrap? Yes.
    • Sandman 3G: Hey Mr Deal and Mr Braxton, I love the site and listen to the Crap every week. It will be many a moon before I figure out why. I read recently that rapper Timbaland was going to perform at Wrestlemania. I think this man needs to come in as the Great Khali's manager. Every time Khali hits the Khali Chop, Timbaland would yell "TIMBER!" And his theme song would be a Timbaland song comparing Khali to Paul Bunyan. Do you think this could work? Not enough Paul Bunyan references in wrestling.

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: N/A

Minisode #054 Blade As Krankor

by iggy

March 2, 2007

RD doesn't like all-natural 7-Up
RD doesn't like organic, all-natural foods.
Little Bastard is now Hornswoggle
Bob Backlund facts

#you are lying #new slogan

054 Cricketmania: March 2, 2007

(71 minutes)

Blade has figuratively taped up his ribs this week.

Someone has finally registered a site with (:04)

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:06): all-natural 7 Up. The radio progrem is invaded by crickets. [The WCR Crickets make their first appearance here, 18 months after the show desperately needed them.]

Li'l Bastard was renamed Hornswoggle.

Co-Host Contest segment happens. (:18) Paul Servo has a foot fetish. Week 4 Current Tally: 2 of 7.

Mail Bag (:27): Walter Gonzales does not know the correct spelling for the word 'progrem'. He has however had 'hundreds of hours of entertainment' from listening to the show, which means he must have repeatedly listened to each episode over and over again. Blade can't see his unit. The WWE Museum still hasn't been made yet. Captain Crow (2) works in a Subway and wants to feed RD a sandwich. More Jared bashing. (:35) Blade's "Speaking Of..." sign was cropped out of WWE's New Year's Revolution DVD, but "Mickey Lift The Tail..." was unharmed. (:39) The Question of the Week returns. Showstealer1829 [Our very own Clarence Mason] wants the Great Collie to be introduced as Champion of the Westminster Dog Show. (:41) Blade wants to see him pee on someone.

Obscure Wrestling News (:44): Bob Backlund walks everywhere and drinks orange juice with garlic in it. Blade once bit into a clove of raw garlic. (:49) WWE fired Test. TNA would call him Pop Quiz. Donald Trump called Khali, Hindu. (:54) Shelton Benjamin has faltered since losing Momma. (:56) RD's a fan of Deuce and Domino as the Greasers. Molina looks like an ape now. [World Championship Reign of the Planet of the Apes?] (:59)

Blade: "You’re probably getting probably getting anally fucked."

RD's new favorite wrestler is WSX's Matt Classic because he was supposedly in a coma for forty years and yet hasn't aged a day. I don't think that the respirator was invented back then. (:62)

Blade: "I'm not fucking Bill Apter!"

Seventeen Syllables of Lustful Haiku Love:
Goodness greatness, great balls of
CGI fire.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Joe Walsh to my Glen Frey, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 8. Men who appreciate rim job humor, things on this show, dick jokes, progrems, Subway, speaking of hundreds of hours of masturbatory joy (2), names that you don’t remember
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 0.
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
  • F-Bombs: 6. Blade

  • Krankor Laughs: 2
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 1
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 4
  • Cricket Chirps: 9

  • Mailbag
    • Walter Gonzales: I have been listening to your radio progrem for a while now and have enjoyed it immensely. Your radio show has given me literally hundreds of hours of entertainment. Let's say you sneak into a WWE writer's meeting. What do you do before security hauls you off? Ask Vince to be on this here radio progrem.
    • Captain Crow (2): Hey RD and Blade, still the best hosts on wrestling radio period. I work for Subway, and about your rant I thought it was funny. However before you give up hope completely on Subway you must try one of my "subs". It is picture perfect with plenty of meat. I am the best damn sandwich artist period. And by the way Jared is a drunk anorexic in denial. That's why Subway hires him for their commercials. My question: will you or Blade or both of you be at Raw when it comes to Indianapolis in March? No.

  • Question of the Week from: Showstealer1829 (Clarence Mason)
    • Are you guys disappointed as I am that the Great Khali did not show up to take his rightful place as the champion of the Westminster Dog Show? Blade: "Who do you want to see the Great Khali urinate on?"

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Goodness greatness, great balls of
    CGI fire.