014 Speaking of Rocking Chairs...: December 9, 2005

Speaking of Rocking Chairs...
(30 minutes)

RD's trip to the food mart: Oh's cereal was shunned in favor of Christmas Crunch. He also cannot resist Little Debbie Trees and cakes and cookies. Blade likes ice cream xmas trees.

Obscure Wrestling News: Combat Zone Wrestling is having a toy donation drive at the Cage Of Death show. Kamala has put out a music album and Blade found samples at thegiantkamala.com. DDP has sued Jay-Z for using the diamond cutter hand sign. Speaking of vaginas, DDP has put out a book called Yoga for Regular Guys. Speaking of rocking chairs, Shelton Benjamin will be getting a mama [Momma], if WWE's searching is anything to go by. It's too bad Safire and Florida from Good Times are dead. RD & Blade want the motto of their podcast to be "I vomited on myself in enjoyment."

Question of the Week from Triple B Bubblegum Brian Boyd: What do you say to Bad News Brown at a Waffle House?

More Boogeyman talk. Hemme was fired. Dogs are barking Jingle Bells.

Haiku to our Dear Departed Diva:
Christy's been fired.
Hope she finds a job or her
butt will need food stamps.

RD promises to exchange gifts with Blade next week. 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • Hermit to my Yukon Cornelius, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 14. Trees, Christmas (2), Russo, Christmas (3), pre, wow, vaginas (2), rocking chairs, speaking Ofs (2), rocking chairs (2), making the world a better place
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 2. Nell Carter, Waffle House
  • I didn’t even know he was sick:  1. Nell Carter
  • Christy Hemme References: 4
  • Question of the Week from: Triple B Bubblegum Brian Boyd
    • I saw Bad News Brown in the early 90s at a Waffle House but didn't talk to him. What should I have asked him? Those hash browns: you want them smothered, covered, and chunked?
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Christy's been fired.
    Hope she finds a job or her
    butt will need food stamps.

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