033 Hapenis is a Warm Pun: July 7, 2006

Hapenis is a Warm Pun (The Terrible Twelve Listeners)
(55 minutes)

True love...has yet to be found.
RD thinks someone is using his ideas because Kelly is now Kelly Kelly. Speaking of Joey and Joey Joe Joe Taz Joe Joe Taz... RD hates the WWE broadcasters' fake laughter.

The ECW Zombie couldn't make it.

Obscure Wrestling News (:08): It's spelled FAXTrolla not FACTSTrolla. Rumored-lactator Nathan Jones is going to be in a movie. RD has man-boobs. Sad News: a former centerfold has dropped out of the Diva Search before it's even begun. (:17) RD suggests WWE sell blow-up dolls of the contestants.

Premiere of the Mail Bag, with music (:21): Blade would replace his head with Shawn Michaels' head thanks to a question from Barnes. Big Show has skillets for hands. Cris asks about combining favorite bad angles. (:24) RD wears a Dungeon of Doom shirt. Questioner Jens is searching for Brian Clark. (:26) Nitro Hollick, who likes the show, asks something about the Fabulous Rojeaus. (:30) Sad News, thanks to The Disciple of Bruti: bottom-feeder Johnny Parisi has been released. (:36) Speaking of hiring someone's penis...

According to Blade, the podcast loses 2 listeners every week from their original pool of 12, and now half of them are going to be offended and lost to them.

RD wrote an open letter to Trish Stratus. New induction: Norman Smiley, backyard champion. Next week's induction is WWF's million dollar chance.
Ms. Stratus kicks a woman in the face.
Shawn Michaels: Degenerate with morals. At that point in Raw, Blade turned to the bottle. (:39) Vince knows who Darth Vader is, which is not Barry White. ECW sucks. Mike Knox can body-slam like nobody's business. (:45)

Seventeen Syllables of Love:
RVD's busted.
Robby should've just said no.
Now we're stuck with Show.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Kelly to my Kelly, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 13. Joey, things that don’t get old, having white stuff on your chest, being males of the species (2), Carmella, popping a cherry, hiring someone’s penis, child molesters, losing listeners, things that are sad, horrible, things you want to pee on
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 1. Yugoslavia
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
  • RD Time Outs: 1
  • Trish Stratus References:  4
  • Debut: Mailbag
    • Barnes: Dear Deal and Blade, if you were to change one of your body parts into something else, what body part would you replace, and what would the object be? Personally, I'd change one of my hands into the head of an alligator to bite and gobble my enemies. Blade: Head with Shawn Michaels'. RD: Hand with big skillet. 
    • Cris: Out of all the Wrestlecrappy gimmicks and storylines, Mr. Brakestown, which do you personally like and which do you personally hate? The Black Scorpion. Dungeon of Doom. 
    • Jens: Yo guys, was great to see your burial of the Adam Bomb gimmick brought up, and your mention of Brian Clark being a decent enough worker. Apparently he has fallen off the face of the earth ever since Kronik went nowhere in WCW. Do you know what happened to Brian Clark?  Lot of penis jokes on this show this week. Probably working with a skillet right now.
    • Nitro Hollick: Hey Deal and Blade, great show. I listen to it all the time at work. A question for you: were the Fabulous Rojeaus really that fabulous? They should have been mediocre or somewhat fabulous. (Real answer: Yes.)
    • The Disciple of Bruti: Dear RD and Blade, I honestly hope you are ashamed of yourselves. You claim to dig down with obscure wrestling news and even have a segment called Sad News, yet you miss the most important piece of sad and obscure news of the past decade: the release of Johnny Parisi. Johnny is the only man to hold the bottom spot of the roster since day one of his career in WWE and he didn't even get a honorable mention on the show. I'm very disappointed in both of you. In fact, I'M PISSED NOW!  Sad News: Johnny Parisi has been released.
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    RVD's busted.
    Robby should've just said no.
    Now we're stuck with Show

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