070 Late Night with RD Reynolds: July 20, 2007

Late Night with RD Reynolds
(52 minutes)

Late taping this week, so no Co-Hosss Contest (Week 17). Khali, world champion. Michelle McCool is lovin' life. (:06) Blade: "Um, I really prefer having a penis attached to me." Misses RD writes a Women of Wrestling induction and labels the rest of the staff hacks. The Crickets have names now. Apparently Misses RD killed one of them off.

Clocktrolla: 10145 days. (:14) Faxtrolla (:19): DDP and Jay-Z settled the diamond cutter hand gesture lawsuit. Sci-Fi wants to make a TV series based on They Live and want Roddy Piper involved. This will not work unless they make space to have him fight Keith David for five minutes on each episode. (:22) WSX went out of business because they had to keep rebuilding the arena. Big Daddy V debuted, with suspenders and giant breasts. (:33) Miz, the ladies man who manages to only attract mannequins. (:37) If someone replaced Anonymous Brooke with someone else would anyone notice? Blade: "Three words:  Damn fine cartwheel." John Morrison won the ECW championship. (:44)

Fifteen-Second Haiku:
No time for losers,
Khali is the champion
of the world. ARGH ARGH.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Great to my Khali, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, Angry Marks
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 8. Mrs. Deal, fantastic websites, references, giblets, fantastic website, good times, salty, salty sweat in the eye
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 2. Robert Conrad, Bret Michaels
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
  • F-Bombs: 3. Blade, Blade, Blade

  • Krankor Laughs: 2
  • Weird Al Laughs: 1
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 2
  • Cricket Chirps: 1
  • WSXplosions: 2

  • Mailbag: N/A

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    No time for losers,
    Khali is the champion
    of the world. ARGH ARGH.

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