Episode 15: A (One Finger) Salute To Women: May 9, 2013

Get one for Mother's Day!
25 minutes

The Fruitcakes are saluting women (again) for some reason.

RD wants to (again) reinvent the show to broadcast it to coal miners. I believe Mike Check did that once.

You know Blade is still single because he wants to talk about "feminine" things. (:05)

Blade found some tasty beef jerky at Wal Mart. (:07) He does not like turkey jerky because "it literally tastes like you're devouring a zombie." You can probably guess what a person would sound like after eating one.

Doritos Taco Bell Doritos are now available. (:09) Blade wanted to try a few, but prematurely ate them before calling. He has mixed feelings about them.

Another damn Divas (reality) show is in the making. (:12) One Diva named Summer Rae "sounded like a douche" according to RD.

Blade wants to auction off something in his freezer because he once again needs the money. (:17)

Mickie James says she's not being used properly by TNA. You don't say. (:20) Blade once again missed a chance to be with her, the poor sap. [Blade could have met her if it didn't take him 2 years to manage to find Raging_Demons' post about it on the forums - RVMKai]
[AND! AND! I met Mickie James a lot quicker than Blade ever did! Mickie James is not a Tim Tebow fan. - Raging_Demons]

Blade is drunk.

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