Episode 29: Test Flavor 29: May 26, 2014

You know what that means?...
70 minutes

Blade remembers Colonel Bob Parker, called by his friend "worse than Fantasy Booking Island".

RD threatens us with more guest appearances. (:05) He makes it for it by being troubled by thinking about Scott Steiner on "GrapplePoop Radio".

Sad News: RD does not have an Instagram page. (:10) He's not missing out on much.

Blade has found a third Co-Hosss. He is also in another 'horror movie'. I believe I may have mentioned it earlier. He promptly forgets about that to talk about an old and terrible Survivor Series and Sunny misspelling his name that one time.

Blade humors the masses with more Doritos. He is worried by some competition they would be having for Star Wars Episode VII involving lots of balls. (:18 - :25) He is trying their three "Jacked" flavors today. Test Flavor Red 855 (not toll free) taste like spicier Taco Doritos. Test Flavor Yellow 404 (file not found) taste like Japanese Mountain Dew Doritos. And Blue Flavor 2653 (nursing home's laundry room) smell burnt and taste terrible. RD terms them Factory Floor flavored.

RD went to an HD drive-in to confuse Blade about his age and Marathon Bars. (:35)

RD is no fan of Legends' House. (:39) He pitches ideas for other (better) shows. The lady named Ashley (not Massaro) on the show intrigues RD greatly. (And no wonder, she's a Pussycat Doll.



You know Blade is drunk when he ruins his own jokes. (:46) But at least it's more entertaining than TNA and its "Clown Show", according to RD. SPEAKING OF Clowns, Bray Wyatt has an LED lantern. (:49) Perhaps he's being environmentally friendly.

Sad News: Mickie James is pregnant. (:50) Sadder News: The Sad News Music does not work. Even Sadder News: Blade cannot count. Saddest News: Blade does not make his requisite joke. You know what that means...

Blade: "This is making me look really bad."

Velvet Sky is of an indeterminate age, as is a bunch of other women. (:55)

Jim Ross calls in to make Blade laugh some more. (:57) They are sadly not going to this year's Days of the Dead so he distracts them with his new venture of perfecting his meat beating through boxing commentating or whatever it is he usually does. He gives them an example of his work. Sadly at no point does Iron MARK Tyson call in, which is all you need to know about this little bit.

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The RD & Blade Show Sponsors: 7. PyroandBallyhoo.com, YvonneCraigBikiniParty.com, Girl Who Played With the Dead movie premiere, Skyline Movie Drive In, Tuesday Night Fights, USA Network, Child’s Play 3
  • URLs not taken: 2. GrapplePoop.com, FourDoinks.com

  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Jim
  • F-Bombs: 1. Blade
  • Blade Time Outs: 9 (1 Real Quick)
  • RD Time Outs:  1
  • Jim Time Outs: 1
  • Entertain the People: 1
  • Erik Majorwitz’s Hindsight Haiku: Legends House is Must Not See TV:
    RD reviews Legends House.
    Network not worth it without
    Tuesday Night Titans!
Or: Mickie’s with child, Blades hog not wild:
Mickie is pregnant!
Who will Blade lust over now?
Vel Sky’s the limit!

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