006 Self-urinating ReCrap: September 30, 2005

Self-urinating ReCrap
((( recorded in medium phone-buzzing fidelity ))) (30 minutes)

Boo Berry: The Fetish Ghost
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Blade has dreamed of Boo Berry. Some divas were fired but Ashley Massaro, Blue Paint Girl, and Zorak Girl were signed. Kerwin White now has a caddy. RAW on Spike TV requires a lot of censoring. Blade bought WWE's Ultimate Warrior DVD. The Question of the Week from John Knows Best involves Kennedy's orgasms. Mention of a winter solstice is made.

At Blade's Mercy with the Weekly Haiku:
USA Network
[Line censored by Spike TV.]
Jeff Jarrett's cornhole.
 
 
 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • The Mark Madden to my Tony Schiavone, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 4. Defecating in a multicolored rainbow, divas, other uh makeshift tag teams, books
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 3. R2D2, Yukon Cornelius, Island of Misfit Toys
  • I didn’t even know he was sick:  0.

  • Ashley Massaro references:  5
  • Tammy Sytch references: 3
  • Christy Hemme references: 2

  • Question of the Week from: John Knows Best
    • When Ken Kennedy has sex, do girls leave him when he screams "KENNEDY"? I don't know but I will find out.
 
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    USA Network
    [Line censored by Spike TV.]
    Jeff Jarrett's cornhole.
 

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