005 Raw Homecoming: September 23, 2005

Raw Homecoming
(26 minutes)

Tammy Sytch had a walk-on role in RD's dream, saying, "you know, some days are Smokey and the Bandit, and some days are Stroker Ace." Blade dreams that Demolition came back to Raw.

Burt Reynolds makes it all better. At least, back in the 70's.

RD cannot give away the Dusty Rhodes book. Question of the Week from Lildude8218: shouldn't Carlito hide foreign objects in his hair like Captain Caveman?

Ken Kennedy's gimmick is to talk loudly. Blade wants to call Ashley Massaro "Gung Ho", after the G.I. Joe character. A new Monday Night War is starting as Spike will put UFC shows on at the same time as Raw on USA. RD likes his violence scripted. Raw's homecoming will have a slew of WWF legends who have never been on Raw. WWF's DVD hatchet job on Ultimate Warrior is being released.

Seventeen Syllables of Your Time:
Oh Mr Helwig.
Forget queering. Pray that your
new disc doesn't work.

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • Partner in Crime, Blade Braxton
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 4. People complaining (3), G.I. Joe
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 4. Happy Days, Good Times, J.J. Walker, Maude
  • I didn’t even know he was sick:  1.

  • Ashley Massaro references:  14
  • Tammy Sytch references: 2

  • Question of the Week from: Lildude8218
    • Do you think Carlito keeps things hidden in his hair like Captain Caveman? Discuss what might be in there. No sold, but it would be a great gimmick.
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Oh Mr Helwig.
    Forget queering. Pray that your
    new disc doesn't work.

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