022 Saturday Night's Alright For Wrestling: March 10, 2006

Speaking of Verne Gagne masturbating...
(33 minutes)

RD says Vince Russo said they "could have him on anytime". He was also initially going to write a "ToyCrap" book with a man Blade fondly calls a "Fine Young Egg".

Obscure Wrestling News: Sad news: SuperPorky has been cut, along with the WWE midget/juniors/children's division. Blade is full of expletives this week. Johnny Fairplay has tickets to Wrestlemania. Brian Knobbs wants to be a TV judge. Speaking of Verne Gagne masturbating...Chris Kanyon has always been gay. Ricky Morton is finally out of jail.

Question of the Week from Sigma Fan: Matt and Mark Live has been shut down. (Thank God.) Who would you want to see tag team on a reality show next? Juventud Guerrera and Bob Orton were WWE traveling partners and that would be a good reality show, but only if they wore their mask and cast.

Saturday Night's Main Event is back. WWE should release a DVD of the old ones instead. Candice Michelle's Playboy will arrive this month (not safe for work, for obvious reasons).

The Return of Blade Braxton's Wrestling Haiku:
Candice in Playboy.
Another skank in the nude.
Yay, plastic funbags.

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Kim Chee to my Kamala, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 10. Toys, clocks (2), time, Hogan Knows Best, Brian Knobbs (2), Verne Gagne masturbating (2), getting pounded in the ass
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 0.
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

  • F-Bombs: 1. Blade

  • Question of the Week from: Sigma Fan
    • Dear Mr. Reynolds and Mr. Braxton, if it hasn't been brought to your attention yet I'm pleased to announce that Mark and Matt Live has been shut down. (I'm saddened by this.) What two wrestlers would we would like to see do a reality show together and why? Bob Orton and Juventud Guerrera but they have to wear a cast and mask. 
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: 
    Candice in Playboy.
    Another skank in the nude.
    Yay, plastic funbags.

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