023 WrestleCrap Rumble: March 17, 2006

WrestleCrap Rumble
((( recorded in high phone-buzzing fidelity ))) (33 minutes)

NBC scheduled Saturday Night's Main Event for 8 P.M. RD has started writing a column for Fighting Spirit magazine in the UK. Wrestlemania's main event makes no sense, but there will be a Boogeyman match. Blade would see it if his bill collectors would not cut into his line.

Obscure Wrestling News: The Trish and James stalker angle has been "spayed and neutered". Candice Michelle used a doppelganger for her Playboy photos. RD mimics (badly) a concerned Israeli mother in Irish falsetto. Brutus Beefcake and Greg Valentine are reuniting for some show. RD proposes a segment called Wrestling Hard Times. Brian Blair says his career was ended when he tripped in a restaurant recently and not thirty years ago.

The Question of the Week has louder music than usual, and the Dusty Rhodes book still lingers around RD's house. This week from James Cobb: Flava Flav should avoid Boogeyman.

Scott Steiner has a large tattoo. Blade calls Samoa Joe "Carmel Delight Joe". Verne Gagne is going into the Hall of Fame inducted by "Rambo" Greg Gagne. Blade hits the WrestleRock Rumble music.

Seventeen Syllables of Funk:
Verne's been inducted.
Screw Cena's mumble. Here's Verne's
Hall of Fame rumble.

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The cousin Luke to my cousin Butch, Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 4. Writing, surprises, Candice, scantily dressed women
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 2. Motley Crüe, Casio keyboard
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

  • Trish Stratus References: 2.
  • Mickie James References: 1.

  • Question of the Week from: James Cobb
    • Since Wrestlemania is approaching and Vince McMahon has been known to have matches between wrestlers and celebrities, do you think there will be a match at Wrestlemania 22 between clock hatah the Boogeyman and clock lovah Flava Flav? NO.
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Funktified Edition
    Verne's been inducted.
    Screw Cena's mumble. Here's Verne's
    Hall of Fame rumble.

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