039 The RD & Blade Variety Hour: September 8, 2006

The RD & Blade Variety Hour
(61 minutes)

Cher once accepted an Oscar for Brando.
RD wants you to hate him, so he sings Cher songs.

RD took a Trip to Disney World with his family. (:09) He asks Blade if he'd rather be Mrs Deal or Mrs Trash. Sleepy, so sleepy.

Obscure Wrestling News, 25 minutes in: The Great Collie managed to evade being a police officer for six months. One of the listeners gets off to RD's voice. Bryan Danielson is fighting Kamala at ROH. Will they fight using rocking chairs?

Mail Bag: It's something, I bet. (:34) OT wants an apology from Vince for Katie Vick. RD does not like Ariel much: "I've seen better heads on boils." He's basically in monologue mode today. Mike Paulin wants the Brooklyn Brawler for the Hall of Fame. (:39) Blade wants some guy named 'Aldo Morino' for the place. RD responds to him with a song.

RD was watching a Von Erichs DVD, and all the numerous deaths from that territory. (:45) A 'slave for the day' angle from that gives RD an idea for an Annual Colts' vs Lions' Seasons Bet: the loser will recite phrases sent in by fans.

Kurt Angle is gone from TV. (:56) RD wants to be dictator.

Seventeen Syllable Tribute:
Goodbye, Trish Stratus.
It's the final curtain. I'll
miss your meat curtain.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The “Handsome Half-Breed” Gino Hernandez to my “Gentleman” Chris Adams, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, Heroes of World Class DVD
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 6. Pimping out a website, which, having your hand in your pants while listening to this show, strange people, strange people wanking off to my golden tones, giant things
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 1. Cher
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
  • RD Time Outs:  1
  • Krankor Laughs: 2
  • Weird Al Laughs: 1
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man:  2
  • Shelley Martinez References:  2
  • Trish Stratus References:  5
  • Mailbag
    • OT: Dear Arby's and Blade, would you be willing to part with Katie Vick's outfit if Vince would be willing to finally admit to making arguably the hugest mistake of his career? I mean, Muffie would need it to feud with Kevin Thorne and Ariel. I didn't even understand that question.
    • Mike Paulin: Hey RD and Blade, got a wrestling related question for you. Who do you guys think should be inducted into next year's Hall of Fame? I'm thinking maybe Brooklyn Brawler. Blade: Aldo Morino. Von Erichs. 

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Goodbye, Trish Stratus.
    It's the final curtain. I'll
    miss your meat curtain.

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