051 Gonged with the Wind: February 2, 2007

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Gonged with the Wind
(62 minutes)

Fruit Loops are being made 'Colossal'.

RD's Trip to the Comp-U-Mart: A man smelled like Salisbury steak. (:07)

Co-Host Contest Week 1: Emer Provost believes Asian wrestlers are immune to their own toxic mists. (:17) Alex Ewing does not know who Kona Crush is because he's not as old as RD, who could very well pass for his father. This gets RD mad for some reason. (:24) Tally: 1 for 2 'accepted'.

Obscure Wrestling News: Jerry Lawler will draw a Superman comic for DC Comics' website. (:32)

Dream Analysis returns, with music (:35): Blade had a good time in a grocery store. "Just because I like Ax and Smash don't mean I can't fuck." RD asks if he wants to change positions. RD, Mrs RD, and Trash kidnap Stephanie McMahon, but Blade is hopeless at giving an interpretation.

Mail Bag (:42): Yanato thinks the Spirit Squad should come back as DEVOtees.(:47)

Xtreme Xpose can't dance to save their lives. (:49) On Raw, Vince McMahon conversed with a recording of Donald Trump. WSX rules because it's like a drug trip where everyone gets electrocuted.

Seventeen Non-Fish-Smelly Syllables:
Dubya S X.
I'd rather piss on their fence
than watch other Vince.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Wrestling Society to my X, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 9. Things you’d get at the frozen food aisle at the food mart, Froot Loops (2), big balls, things I need to add in post production, Father Time, wetting the bed, Kate Winslet posing nude, disasters, things you’d have to pay me money to watch, psycho wards
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 4. DEVO, Just Say No, Nancy Reagan, Gary Coleman
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
  • RD Time Outs: 1
  • Krankor Laughs: 1
  • Weird Al Laughs: 1
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 13

  • Trish Stratus References: 1
  • Ashley Massaro References: 3
  • Tammy Sytch References: 2

  • Mailbag
    • Yanato: Hi RD and Mr. Brakestown, early today I was listening to my old LPs of a 1980s New Wave band called DEVO. You may remember them as the guys with the flowerpot hats that did the song Whip It. ANYWAY I was thinking: if the Spirit Squad had got a DEVO tribute band gimmick, and called them the DEVOtees instead of the Spirit Squad, do you think they'd still be around? Yes.

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Dubya S X.
    I'd rather piss on their fence
    than watch other Vince.


Hellsing920 said...
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Hellsing920 said...

Just a small correction. My name is Emer Prevost, not Emmer Provost.

Trivial thing, I know. But, accuracy should matter in these.