052 WSX-Plosion: February 9, 2007

Just 1(00) Calories!
(81 minutes)

What's with Candice Michelle's face? For the second time since October, Blade has power-sawed part of a finger. RD calls him a boxcar hobo. What is on White Castle's special Valentine's menu? (:11)

Co-Host Contest at the One-Stop Trolla Shop Week 2: Chris McGuinness is given a trick question. (:14) Jamie "Elimination Chamber" Retallic is rejected because there's already one half-idiotic co-host. (:25) Tally: 1 for 4.

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:28): 100-calorie packs. Lorna Doones make the only really good ones. Granola bars taste terrible.

Obscure Wrestling News (:36): Eric Bischoff challenged Salt Lake Cityians to an arm wrestling contest, beating the first guy but receiving a radial fracture from the second. MIT now has a wrestling history course and a chapter from The Death of WCW is on the syllabus. (:43)

Wrestling Dream-Rapistry: Grocery Store (:46): The Musical! Dusty Rhodes has a white spot due to his masturbation skills. [That should be his logo whenever he opens a butchery. His motto should remain the same: "You can beat my prices, but you can't beat my meat!"]

Mail Bag (:53): Ratty the Goat thinks WCR episodes should begin with a warning/disclaimer to not try this at home. RD is still old.

Blade missed a heavily 'roided Cena on Raw because he kept turning it off out of embarrassment as soon as a nurse would enter his hospital room. (:58) RD missed a heavily 'roided Cena on Raw because the Misses TiVoed a Lifetime movie instead. (What, no James Bond movie?)

However, they didn't miss the greatest wrestling show in years, WSX. (:64) The Balls of Steel Texas Tornado. That 70s Inhaler Man. Explosions, explosions, explosions.

ECW is the antithesis of WSX. Clayface, or Gene Snitsky, appeared. (Boba Clayfoot?) "Have you ever seen Cookie Puss?" RD wants you to ask your co-workers. (:75)

Seventeen Syllables of Snitsky Goodness:
What could be better?
Snitsky's got a great new look.
Mania main event.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Chicago Bears to my Indianapolis Colts, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 4. Shit in your face, long flesh colored things, wrestling books, Dusty Rhodes masturbating
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 3. Gone With the Wind, Flash Gordon, Cookiepuss
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
  • F-Bombs: 14. Blade

  • Krankor Laughs: 2
  • Weird Al Laughs: 1
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 3
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 9

  • Trish Stratus References: 1

  • Mailbag
    • Ratty the Goat: Dear Blade and old man Reynolds, after the dynamite auditions last week are you going to take a cue from WWE DVDs and place an unskippable warning at the start of your shows which implores fans to please not try this at home? P.S. Blade is RD's old man stench so pungent that can you smell it over the phone and how much of a distraction is it during the show? No sold.

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Boba Foot reboot?
    What could be better?
    Snitsky's got a great new look.
    Mania main event.

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