054 Cricketmania: March 2, 2007

(71 minutes)

Blade has figuratively taped up his ribs this week.

Someone has finally registered a site with globalinternet.net. (:04)

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:06): all-natural 7 Up. The radio progrem is invaded by crickets. [The WCR Crickets make their first appearance here, 18 months after the show desperately needed them.]

Li'l Bastard was renamed Hornswoggle.

Co-Host Contest segment happens. (:18) Paul Servo has a foot fetish. Week 4 Current Tally: 2 of 7.

Mail Bag (:27): Walter Gonzales does not know the correct spelling for the word 'progrem'. He has however had 'hundreds of hours of entertainment' from listening to the show, which means he must have repeatedly listened to each episode over and over again. Blade can't see his unit. The WWE Museum still hasn't been made yet. Captain Crow (2) works in a Subway and wants to feed RD a sandwich. More Jared bashing. (:35) Blade's "Speaking Of..." sign was cropped out of WWE's New Year's Revolution DVD, but "Mickey Lift The Tail..." was unharmed. (:39) The Question of the Week returns. Showstealer 1829 [Our very own Clarence Mason] wants the Great Collie to be introduced as Champion of the Westminster Dog Show. (:41) Blade wants to see him pee on someone.

Obscure Wrestling News (:44): Bob Backlund walks everywhere and drinks orange juice with garlic in it. Blade once bit into a clove of raw garlic. (:49) WWE fired Test. TNA would call him Pop Quiz. Donald Trump called Khali, Hindu. (:54) Shelton Benjamin has faltered since losing Momma. (:56) RD's a fan of Deuce and Domino as the Greasers. Molina looks like an ape now. [World Championship Reign of the Planet of the Apes?] (:59)

RD's new favorite wrestler is WSX's Matt Classic because he was supposedly in a coma for forty years and yet hasn't aged a day. I don't think that the respirator was invented back then. (:62)

Seventeen Syllables of Lustful Haiku Love:
Goodness greatness, great balls of
CGI fire.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Question of the week returned thanks to ME! and my question

Don't make me sic Clarence Mason on you too :P