055 Centaurfold: March 9, 2007

The Great Khali Bunyan
(70 minutes)

WSX is still great. So is the $1 million CGI Bling Ladder. RD wants 20 listeners by year's end from their 13.

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:12): Inviga green energy tea makes RD think of vaginas. Blade: "You just can’t go wrong with molestation humor these days can you?"

Co-Host Contest Week 5: Mike Paulin cannot explain the airplane spin below the equator. (:19) Ray Gun does, however. (:23) Current Tally: 3 of 9.

Faxtrolla (:33): Kurrgan plays Uber Immortal in 300. Photos of JT Titty may be featured at Victoria's Secret stores. RD proposes NES Pro Wrestling: The Movie.

Mail Bag (:46): Arthur Williams has a wrestling question. TNA's arm wrestling match in a steel cage needs to be an induction. Sandman 3G does not know why he listens, but he does think the Great Collie would be great as Paul Bunyan. (:52)

Bad News Brown died. (:55)

WWE wants to set up regional feds around the world. (:57) RD would rather watch a promo by Linda McMahon than by Batista, who is growing more and more robotic thanks to his new girlfriend Robecca. (:61) The ECW New Breed sucks.

Instead of a haiku Blade sings a 'parody' about Ashley Massaro with bad MIDI music. (:66)
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Joanie to my Chachi, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, IMDB
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 3. Things that pop up, penile references coming out, horrible
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 4. Happy Days, G.L.O.W., J. Geils Band (2)
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

  • Krankor Laughs: 4
  • Weird Al Laughs: 1
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 4
  • Cricket Chirps: 3
  • Mickie James References:  4
  • Ashley Massaro References:  9
  • Christy Hemme References:  2
  • Mailbag
    • Arthur Williams: I love the radio show, although it hasn't given me hundreds of hours of masturbatory joy. I actually have a wrestling question. Do you think the LAX-James Gang feud including Konnan and Bullet Bob Armstrong in an arm wrestling six sides of steel cage match deserves to be in Wrestlecrap? Yes.
    • Sandman 3G: Hey Mr Deal and Mr Braxton, I love the site and listen to the Crap every week. It will be many a moon before I figure out why. I read recently that rapper Timbaland was going to perform at Wrestlemania. I think this man needs to come in as the Great Khali's manager. Every time Khali hits the Khali Chop, Timbaland would yell "TIMBER!" And his theme song would be a Timbaland song comparing Khali to Paul Bunyan. Do you think this could work? Not enough Paul Bunyan references in wrestling.

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: N/A

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