(057) Dream Anal-Raping: April 1, 2007

They'rrreee "Not" Great!
The Dream Analysis Episode
(34 minutes)

Dreams are happening. It's Bizarro world. John Thomas calls. Lee Marshall's Trip to the Grocery. Lord Alfred, heel. B.M. Punk. Fuck, you know?

John Thomas' Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Blade Deadbeat Brakestown.
He never pays his damn bills.
But no man escapes I, John Thomas.

RD and Blade plug their appearance on Thank Tonto It's Friday.

The Very Special Tonto Haiku:
Wrestlemania.
All Grown Up? Give me some und-
-erage WWF.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • April Fools
  • The Bizarro to my Superman, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • The Harvey the Wonder Hamster to my Richard Gere, the one and only Mr. Blade Brakestown
  • Sponsors: 11. Global Internet, Yipes Stripes Fruit Striped Gum, SugarDaddy, The Home Doctor Kit, Stetson Cologne, Mr. Freeze Freeze Pops, Better Enemies Cereal, WWE Diva Flavored Ice Cream, Kelly Kelly’s book, Microsoft Excel, Thank Tonto It’s Friday
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 1. Ghoulies
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 4. Troma Films, Ghoulies, C.H.U.D., Cheryl Ladd
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 5. Bizarro RD, Bizarro Blade, John Thomas, Lee Marshall, John Thomas (2), John Thomas (3), BM Punk

  • F-Bombs: 15. RD as Bizarro Blade (7), Blade, Blade (2), Blade (3), Bizarro Blade 4 (11), Blade (4)

  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 1
 
  • Ashley Massaro References:  2
  • Mickie James References:  1
 

  • Blade Braxton's John Thomas' Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Blade Deadbeat Brakestown.
    He never pays his damn bills.
    But no man escapes I, John Thomas.

  • The Very Special Tonto Haiku:
    Wrestlemania.
    All Grown Up? Give me some und-
    -erage WWF.


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