061 Botany Crap Radio: May 4, 2007

Botany Crap Radio
(77 minutes)

Wikipedia reported that RD was dead in his bathtub, waiting to be discovered by his neighbors. (I didn't even know he was sick.)

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:10): RD's infant kicked him in the crotch and laughed repeatedly. RD won't eat his fruit brethren.

Co-Host Contest Week 10 (:20): Erik Majorwitz all the way from Germany gets cut off by DIGILADY!!! But he manages to do his Great Khali. 7 of 17.

Mail Bag (:34): Stuart Neil's wrestling names. Arthur Pinkham. Alien ham. (:37) Don't write, "the WWE," it's just WWE. Italian guy Santino Marella (a Canadian) won the Intercontinental Championship. (:44) RD remembers when wrestlers were billed from Japan.

Obscure Wrestling News (:49): Jason Sensation says he was fondled often by WWF agents. Jason Sensation looks like a younger and much uglier Christopher Walken. Ivory has a dog center. Hulk faced Paul the Great, not Big Show. He should've been Paul Bunyan. (:60) The Condemned tanked. RD and Blade reminisce about Stone Cold's non-wrestling segments after Owen Hart injured him. (:63) John Amos frightens RD. Robert Conrad's shoulder battery. Undertaker is injured.

ECW champion Vince McMahon. (:70)

Twelve Syllables Plus Five Syllables:
Vince is champ again.
Could things get any worse? Yes.
Great Khali, champion.

Outro: Going Back to Khali parody song.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Great Khali impersonator Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Rest to My Peace, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, AngryMarks.com
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 9. Punching Mike Jones in the nut sack, punching Virgil in the nut sack, plants, Chef Boyardee, the Big O (2), depression medication, things that do not have legs, urination in wrestling
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 1. Robert Conrad
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 1. Mama from Good Times

  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Digilady

  • F-Bombs: 2. Blade

  • Krankor Laughs: 2
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 8
  • Cricket Chirps: 1
  • Mickie James References: 2
  • Mailbag
    • Stuart Neil: Love the show and of course the website. If you had to change your name to that of a wrestler's ring name, who would you choose? Would you choose something sounding normal like Chris Benoit, something obscure like Flex Cabana, something that makes you sound important like Baron von Rashcke, or would you go the full distance and change your name to Damien Demento and dress like him every day? Blade as Mr. Wrestling 2.
    • Arthur Pinkham: Hey RD and Blade, I was wondering about something. On Raw last week, they had a plant playing an Italian fan in Milan Italy, who won the Intercontinental title from Umaga. My question is if you were hired by the WWE and were a plant and WWE had you challenge a current WWE champion, which champion would that be and what country of origin would you claim to be from? A little town in France.

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Vince is champ again.
    Could things get any worse? Yes.
    Great Khali, champion.

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