063 Here Craps The Judge: May 18, 2007

Masters of the Ghetto
(77 minutes)

Behold! Ghetto Amusement Park:
...and "Man-At-Arms"!
Karate Kid memories. Blade talks about meeting Ghetto He-Man while mocking cripples. (He stands up for them.)

RD's Trip...To Jury Duty! (by RVM Kai)
No Co-Host Contest (thankfully). Instead we have RD's Trip to Jury Duty where he was chosen to read the verdict in his radio voice. (:18)

Mail Bag (:30): Disco Bonfire wants Randy Orton to kick Mike Jones in the testicles. Sadly for OTG (3) Kevin Thorne will not give birth, not even to a bat baby. Krankor speaks in protest. (:33) Per Jason, RD plays a cover of Beach Patrol. (:38) Fraggle reference.

Obscure Wrestling News (:40): Maestro has opened a wrestling school. Jason Molestation shoots from the ass. (:44) RD is selling his Wrestlefest arcade game. Horsetrolla: A lot of people don't have farms. Mickie James is looking for people to ride her horses. (:51)

Victoria owns her own pizza shop. Santino Marella now hails from New Jersey. (:58) Rumor has it that Ludvig Borga did a 9/11 rap. (:61)

TNA has adopted a mascot... a kangaroo named Stomper. Blade wants to know its gender. (:62) Speaking of disasters... TNA is releasing a DVD entitled TNA: Year One.

Could Gene Snitsky be feuding with John Cena? (:68) Blade says it took fifteen years to replace Giant Gonzales with Khali. Rob Conway, 2Cold Scorpio, and Sabu were fired. (:70) Sabu showed up to a taping without his wrestling gear.

This Week's Wrestling Haiku:
Sabu without pants.
Gimmick infringement. My law-
yers will be in touch.

RD promises his first question for Lance Storm will be about his penis.

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The TNA Stomper to my Wildcat Willie, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, AngryMarks.com
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 5. Hulk Hogan doing a horrible rap, pants, pants or lack thereof, Ludwig Borga, licenses to print money, things I don’t understand
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 2. MySpace, Rob Conway
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

  • F-Bombs: 1. Blade

  • RD Time Outs: 1
  • Krankor Laughs: 2
  • Weird Al Laughs: 2
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 1
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 1
  • Mickie James References: 1
  • Shelly Martinez References: 1
  • Mailbag
    • Disco Bonfire: Due to Randy Orton punting Shawn Michaels in his sexy boys, should he get his nickname changed to The Testicle Killer? And if so, could Randy "The Testicle Killer" Orton versus Mike Jones headline Wrestlemania 24? No sold.
    • OTG: Last night before I went to sleep, a question popped into my head leaving me baffled. With your expertise in Wrestlecrap, you're the only one I knew to turn to for an answer. So my question is this: if Kevin Thorne and Ariel were to make whoopie, and give birth to a bouncing baby vampire, when Ariel went to breastfeed the demon child, would it go straight for the milk much like Blade would if he met Linda Hogan? Or would the baby instead try to suck out Ariel's blood? If the answer is in fact the latter, what would happen if it bit into Ariel's silicone? Would it grow massive funbags of its own? Would it spit the silicone in Kevin Thorne's face in a comedic manner? Would it gain superpowers? To paraphrase the great Stevie Ray, this sucka's gots to know! Krankor: This is the end for you. You'll be a horrible example for anyone who opposes me.
    • Jason: After listening to last week's outro featuring the Great Khali rapping, it got me to thinking. Seeing as how the upcoming match of Cena versus Khali is guaranteed to be a negative star affair, wouldn't you rather see them settle their differences by having a freestyle rap off in the middle of the ring? 100% yes.

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Sabu without pants.
    Gimmick infringement. My law-
    yers will be in touch.

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