074 SummerSnore: August 31, 2007

RD's Hardcore Diet
Nyquil Crap Radio
(78 minutes)

The Colts mercilessly beat the Lions again. Blade: "They scored points!" RD wants to make another bet.

RD and Blade may meet Virgil at their indie show in Indiana (October 22nd) and ask him to participate in their carnival. (:08)

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:11): RD needs to lose three pounds fast.

Obscure Wrestling News (:18): Diva Search Woman and Anchorwoman Lauren Jones has some Surreal Faces. Blade responds with a Bill Cosby impersonation.

RD: "Here's the thing. Everybody does a Bill Cosby impersonation. Like, I am convinced every person on the planet does a Bill Cosby impersonation. I'm also convinced that every single one of them is absolutely terrible."

Buy pudding panties (among other random stuff) at WWE Shop Zone. (:26) One Night Stand should be renamed Going Steady. Pac Man Jones wanted Ron Killings to be at the good quality hotel with him, so TNA (AKA the Kurt Angle Variety Hour) took out the difference from Killings' paycheck. (:32) Clocktrolla: 10103 days. (:36) Poor Beth Phoenix is saddled with the ridiculous ring name of Glamazon. The Co-Hosts don't really want her around.

Question of the Week (:45): Blade has shout-outs: Random meanderings and acknowledgments to fellow Crappers. Cheebie Diablo has a question about UHF in regards to whether Vince has seen it yet. Blade verbally ejaculates.

Sad News: the Diva Search hopeful who called Batista "Bistro" has been cut. Sadder News: on her blog she thanked "Hulk Hojan." (:49) Missy Hyatt's book is full of penises. This week, on a special Facts of Life...RD actually warns people to record next week's ECW which they will talk about next time. (:55) Blade wants to run cliffhangers that have no chance in Hades of working. (:57)

SummerSlam was a forty-dollar sleep-aid. (:59) Blade recreated Hell in a Cell with a beer can. 'Hysterics' with Vince's prospective baby-mommas makes Blade think of papier-mache dildos. RD loves Balls. Speaking of men with tits...

Intergalactic Super Heroic Seventeen Syllable Haiku:
Silver Surfer Rey.
Fantastic Four? Try Fantas-
tic 40-inch waist.
 
 
 
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • The 10 to my 37, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, AngryMarks
  • URLs not taken: 2. BladeLosesAgain.com, BoyTheLionsSuck.com
  • SPEAKING OFs: 16. Things me and Trash talked about, things that are funny, getting chaffed, Greg Gagne masturbating, bitches you want to see get their ass kicked, good times, 16 bit, the forum, young Kelly, hoses, Bill Fralic, guests, boring and Hunter, people, men with tits (2)
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 10. Rainbow Brite, UHF, Crispin Glover (4), Urkel, Crispin Glover (3)
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
 
  • F-Bombs: 2. Blade, Blade
 
  • Blade Time Outs: 1
  • I have something to say: 2
  • Krankor Laughs: 2
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 2
  • Weird Al Laughs: 1
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 3
  • ClockTrolla Chimes: 1
  • You’re Hurtin' Me Randy!: 1
 
  • Trish Stratus References: 3
  • Christy Hemme References: 1
  • Mickie James References: 2
  • Ashley Massaro References: 2

  • Question of the Week from: Cheebie Diabl
    • Here with a humble question: having recently watched the Weird Al opus UHF at the recommendation of another Crapper, young Kelly (not Kelly Kelly), and knowing about Vince being behind the times, how long until we see a talk show segment called Eugene Podalski's Clubhouse? The problem though is I would hate to think about what hose people would be drinking from. Maybe a new club Vince invents. Dong. No sold.

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Silver Surfer Rey.
    Fantastic Four? Try Fantas-
    tic 40-inch waist. 

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