66 minutes
So it happens again. A year after his first attack, the brave Damien Demento sends another salvo to WrestleCrap. For what exactly, I don't know, so I'll let this picture explain it better (with acknowledgments to The Sam09):
Our Co-Hosses the Real Deal Fruitcake and the Fat Man commentate on the video. In return Blade challenges "Dependo" to some Front Yard Boxing. Something about Peter Gazer with the Andre of that really weird Andre the Giant movie (:06) Could Demento be on the show as the next TNA correspondent? (:11) One can only hope. Speaking of TNA the response to Mike Check has been "overwhelming". (:14) For once they're right!
No TRIP to the Grocery this week, instead we have a visit to the WrestleCrap FanFiction Theatre. (:17) As Vivaldi's Spring and Canon in D play Blade does an English Jim Ross as Lord Alfred as Sir Alec Heineken. You know Alec right? The legendary thespian has been Obi-Too Kenobi of Start Wars, Prince FreeCell of Lawrence of Aruba and Colonel Nickelson of The Bridge on the River Why. This week involves some Shawn Michaels and Triple H slash. He leaves with applause. Hmmm, HE could be our next TNA Correspondent!
Obscure Wrestling News(:24). Chyna has a new sex tape. Speaking of Return... RD bets on the Colts and Lions again such that the loser has to appear in the sex tape (preferably with Nicole Bass too no doubt. Oh wait, that's just my fantasy in my mind never mind.) (:27) Blade: "I do like Gerber baby wienies." Don...Don Mason and he would steal Gerbers for fun. Todd Bridges is now an indy wrestler. (:30) A Crapper is attending that show. Van Hammer unretiring against Champ Champagne, which gives CC an excuse to make references to The Wrestler. (:32)
Question of the Week (:36) from Ed "Don't call me Han" Salo, about Cheatum Spinning the Wheel (Making the Deal) at birthday parties. Blade talks about old shows blending and repeating stories, but if this site can't help him then what will? RD talks about his attempt to "Let's make a Real Deal".
RD uses a radio to reach Mike Check. (:43) In his own ramblings to RT and Brad he talks about a Nostradamus Norris, his MySpace page of myspace.com/mikecheckwwcr, WWCR being The Whacker, and Bob & Weave. Oh, and some random TNA woman named Taylor Wild. And now just for her, "Wildfire"!
Current Wrestling News. (:55) Ricky Steamboat, walking corpse. Some Mickey Rourke discussion. Could HE be the next TNA man? Hulk Hogan is saying that he was originally going to be Randy "The Ram". Unfortunately he didn't say that Linda Hogan was supposed to be in Milk.
Seventeen Syllables:
So very scary.
He's Damien Demento.
Live from a closet.
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