Episode 23: Blacksmith Friday: December 13, 2013

Where's Poochy Pitchy?
61 minutes

RD is depressed while because Blade is already hitting the eggnog.

In case you didn't know, RD has a degree in broadcast journalism. He uses this to discuss Blade's screaming boner for Mariah Carey. (:08)

Blade is sad they didn't have a Michael Cole character on their show. He then goes on about a ramble about pop music to make up for it. (:11) Then he does his Milley drunk Jerry Lewis impersonation. (:13)

RD is angry because a local radio DJ compared Jim Carrey's Grinch with It's A Wonderful Life. (:17) Are you sure that was not just shock jocking at work?

Blade managed to snag a 50 cent video of the infamous Mexican Santa Claus. (:19) However he fears he may have been swindled, as Pitch - who you may recall is the villain of the movie - has been completely edited out, leaving Santa to fight a barking dog. To make up for it he found some 'evil' artwork of the movie with Lupita wanting to kill somebody devil doll style.

Blade time outs about wanting and not getting a stuffed Scooby-Doo. This wastes four minutes. (:28 - :32) The Scooby-Doo/WWE crossover fanfiction 'movie' is still going on for some reason. Blade wonders how it would have been if it was made during the Attitude Era or in WCW instead. There is one bright side: More people will see this than they did The Chaperone. 

Mickey James is selling random crap online. I hope she has a big enough stable for that. (:39)

You know nobody is listening to the show anymore (even kayfabe wise?) when a request competition to the listeners (with prizes even!) only gets 4 responses. (:40) RD gives a random guy his price while Blade "sounds like a Jew this week." Maybe that was his prize.

RD FINALLY went  Black Fridaying 44 minutes in. Sadly this did not raise his spirits due to the fact that he didn't meet many crazy people this year. Perhaps it was the magnetic repelling of taking the Mrs. AND his son with him (on his first outing) on...Thanksgiving Night. Yes, they are starting early for some reason.

While at Wal-Mart to pick up the latest Madden RD had to use a sound bar to defend a very tiny newbie employee with a probable "calcium deficiency" ( according to Blade). Sadly there are as yet no pictures of him swinging a giant piece of electronics like a Zweihänder against a rampaging horde of zombie-like shoppers like Hulk Hogan with a giant candy cane.

Santa needs help getting a present for "Craig".
Blade also went out on Black Friday to Kroger's (:57) where he got a lucky deal on a few items. Someone was arguing over there.

That's all he has.

No, really. 



Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • Black Friday
  • The RD & Blade Show Sponsors: 2. WrestleCrap.com, USA Network Kids Club
  • URLs not taken: 3. BonerScream.com, SantasPleasureMouth.com, CorksForBoobs.com
  • SPEAKING OFs: 6. Unfortunate, unfortunate, VHS, Wrestlemania, A.J. Lee, corks
 
  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Mariah Carey
 
  •  F-Bombs: 1. Blade
 
  • Blade Time Outs:  9 
  • RD Time Outs: 1

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