Episode 35: Stung: March 24, 2015

You wanted the worst, you got the worst!
87 minutes

Wrestlemania 31 "Play Button" is a week away. The Co-Fruitcakes discuss it for barely a minute.

The two are confused by Wrestlemania's Super Bowl style numbering system. Blade is so excited for it he starts drinking. (:06)

Sad News: the winner of Blade's money making paper plate broke it.

Neutral News: Blade wrote an Induction.

The Duo remember when they wrote with Harry Simon about Wrestlemania 2.

Blade plugs a few upcoming dates while continuing to press random buttons on his phone. Has the man never heard of a headset? RD taunts him mercilessly on this. (:16) In response Blade repeats his story of buying another copy of Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.

RD received some new gadget named the GameTrolla, which is essentially a random old school game emulator. (:24)

:30 - :49 The Co-Fruitcakes try out more weird tasting Doritos. RD's Chio Heartbreakers from Netherlands don't come in English and smell like Elmer's Glue, but it's passable. Blade had to battle diarrhea "like an imp." Thrills' "still tastes like gum" despite being soap flavored and makes Blade feel like he went down on detergent. WC staff are compared to random items.

Victoria and her restaurant are seeing some hard times [and I'm surprised it had nothing to do with Angry Jim's sauces giving her customers food poisoning -RVMKai]. (:50) Speaking of hard times Mickie James was back on TNA looking quite...different. (:56)

Sunny is with some random guy NOT from her vid-escorting (:59). Sad News: she designed his FB page. (The) Hockey News: she went to watch a game with Gene Snitsky.

:68 RD ejaculates more loudly than usual. Raw is so bad these days Blade is forced to watch it dubbed in Spanish. This is especially funny when they dub Stephanie's voice.

Blade is sad Paul Stanley was not recognized in a Raw audience that one time. I would too if I was preempted by a horrible and terrible Bill Simmons. (:78)
Go #### yourself!

RD calls Jim Ross to hear his thoughts on Sting wrestling in WrestleMania but reach Bob Caudle instead. (:82) Needless to say Jim is not happy, and expresses his anger by pressing random buttons on Blade's phone [and now he's even censoring himself like the guy who writes his Twitter account for some reason ;) -RVMKai].

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The RD & Blade Show Sponsors: 7. WrestleCrap.com, Midnight Rose, Mr. Fitness II, Cinema Wasteland Horror Convention, Drive In Movie Maniacs, Skyline Drive In Theater, Skycade
  • SPEAKING OFs: 7. Torture, food items, 2006, former WWE divas, things changing, T, best of the WWF

  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 2. Bob Caudle, Jim
  • F-Bombs: 1. Jim
  • Blade Time Outs: 2 (1 Real Quick)
  • Blade Burps: 3
  • Entertain the People: 1
  • Erik Majorwitz’s Hindsight Haiku:
    It’s WrestleMania!
    Numbers out. Emojis in.
    Hope next one isn’t poop! 💩

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