251 Like The Sandwich: August 30, 2015

Unlike ODB's new sauces; This show
won't "make you love it all the way".
79 minutes

RD is still angered WWE ruined Prime Time Wrestling by adding a live studio audience. Blade can only remember when Miss Elizabeth was on the show.

RD & Blade are confused by people wrongly saying the word Gif from its 100 year old creator and his weird looking groin. (:04)

Blade threatens more episodes of the wrestling progrem.

RD mentions more about his Skyline Arcade. I really have to go and visit it now. The Midnight Rose hosted a horror movie show because we all know how great Tony Montana was as a slasher movie villain.

RD needs more sponsors for Lord Alfred to announce and fill the whole progrem. Thankfully my chipmunk voice makes Blade laugh. I call that a win. I really need to take RD's advice and slow down though, but I admit there is an appeal in being quick. It makes me feel like I'm driving down my hometown highway in a custom made Bugatti, the official activity of all locals here. (:12) More fine shilling of this here website makes Blade yawn.

The progrem is also sponsored by The Intestinal Fortitude. RD reads their ad copy though sadly not as fast as I. (:16) Blade ignores the crickets.

:18 RD was once forbidden to go grocery shopping because he would just buy random unnecessary stuff like any good shopper would.

Blade: "Kids eat poop."

Anyway RD has SUPER FRUIT Starburst which seems an oxymoron in and of itself. After remembering ravioli (thankfully not super fruit flavored) and something about Pearl Harbor (not being discussed by Bryan & Dave) RD tries the Blueberry Acai which looks like clay but tastes average like the Strawberry Starfruit. The Pomegranate Passionfruit is the worst of the bunch.

:30 Blade does his Reuben-Like-The-Sandwich impression. He sounds an awful lot like Stubby. What is even stranger is that unlike most impersonations and parodies on the show Reuben is an actual person. Sure, Blade may have done a Don impression here and there but at least it was just that and not a full fledged calling character, and of course Don himself would later appear on the show...like last time in fact. Maybe Reuben is more harder to find as he's been stuck in his car he's still been paying for.

Meanwhile Blade as Reuben-Like-The-Sandwich tries Lay's New York Reuben chips (like the sandwich) prompting RD to gong himself. They don't taste like the sandwich sadly. Or like Reuben for that matter. Blade himself likes them though.

:34 Last seen trying to fund raise bus money, Virgil is claiming that Xavier Woods is his son. Surprisingly this is not winning people to his side, not unless he is taking life lessons from Mike Check and his Virility Tour of the highways and byways of the world.

RD: "Speaking of rustle mmm ma mmm."

ODB has a new BBQ sauce (sadly not named Old Dirty Barbeque), much to Jim's chagrin. (:38) Blade continues to plague him with his bad memory - didn't he say last time he wasn't going to appear on the progrem until he got paid/booked?

Jim: "You put the I in Itinerary don't ya?"

He then reads the BBQ sauce blurb and takes offense to its rowdiness unlike his sauce which is all consensual. I think it depends how you use the bottle really. "Go flop yourself!" he says.

:45 Talking about Tammy makes RD cry and a little daemon get its wings. She made a joke that would fit into the WCR itinerary assuming she can afford a paper plate. She's also shilling some other random thing or other. (Because all serious websites have a .us domain, let alone be part of another meta site.)

Blade postpones his Big Announcement. Shocking I know. RD thinks it's his old Carnival idea.

:51 Sir Alec has been feeding Ellie like a pet at the local Long John Silver's buffet. I wonder if they use any BBQ sauces. For eating OR douching. RD has to explain Sir Alec to potentially new listeners despite him having appeared on the interim RD & Blade Show a couple of times before as far as I can remember, before he entertains with a Roman Reigns story, which hinges on it being a Thursday and "has a lot of big words" that tongue tie Blade - I mean Sir Alec - and has RD rolling on the chair laughing.

SPEAKING OF weekdays...

Sir Alec: "Oh boy. I got myself Deal. Never become smarter than yourself. That's kinda how the Terminator happened."

:62 Peter (not Gazer) has the Question Of The Week wondering how the duo managed to snag Lord Alfred. RD answers with a food analogy but instead of sending him his bread or Starburst he searches around his office for a WWE napkin, Scott Steiner's workout DVD, or a Memphis Heat DVD while Blade "entertains" the people. Blade is also to auction off another itinerary paper plate that he will again lose money on selling before the recipient sells THAT off.

Blade finally has the WWE Network like RD. He uses it to watch Miss Elizabeth matches. (:67)

In response to the disaster that is this "Divas Revolution" (something bad involving the Divas? Get out!) the duo respond with radio silence. RD predicts it will win this year's Gooker.

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is not officially on Twitter. This is a shame as I'm sure his current trolling remarks on said Divas and lady wrestlers in general would make him the biggest online hit since the Iron Sheik, though unlike the Humble Maker he would actually write his own Tweets. (:73)

Seventeen Easily Digestible Syllables:
Hammer hates women.
What could help? Bellas using
The Hammer Jammer.

$28.50 plus that $19.99 The Price Is Right

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 4. WrestleCrapRadio.com, Rupert’s Kids Arcade, Drive In Movie Maniacs, TheIntestinalFortitude.com
  • URLs not taken: 2. KidsEatPoop.com, RandysPaniniSandwich.com
  • SPEAKING OFs: 7. Television, horror movies, drive ins, tasty things to eat, tasty things to eat (2), hurting women, bloating.
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 1. Franco-American
  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 4. Premier Blah, Reuben (Like the Sandwich), Jim, Sir Alec
  • RD Time Outs: 2
  • Blade Time Outs:  2
  • RJ Fletcher, Yes Man:  4
  • Weird Al Laughs:  1
  • Krankor Laughs:  1
  • Mama’s Broken Damn Damn Damn Dishes:  1
  • Cricket Chirps:  2
  • WrestleCrap Gongs:  1
  • Question of the Week from: Peter
    • Hey RD and Blade!  How much did it cost you to get Lord Alfred back on the show after he jumped to Colt Cabana's Outlaw podcast? We have the best buttered bread.
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Greg doesn’t like the skirts:
    Hammer hates women.
    What could help? Bellas using
    The Hammer Jammer.

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