Cornmeal Frosties
(37 minutes)
Blade weighs 240 pounds and puts the vision of himself naked in RD's head.
RD's Trip to the Eye Doctor segment bombs lower than his eyesight. He believes his listeners all live in Unabomber-style shacks. (:02)
There's a new segment, with music: Sad News. (:09) Paul Ellering races Ididerod dogs and he fell asleep and his eyeballs froze. RD wants you to call fine young egg Dave Meltzer in the middle of the night to ask him random wrestling questions. He also calls his teletype machine a FaxTrolla. [A company is born.]
Obscure Wrestling News (:15): Simon Cowell, producer of some early WWF albums. Blade reveals his Front Yard Boxing Association 'title'. (:20) Speaking of Tatanka's mom's openings... Pat Tanaka is offering Judo lessons. Ivan Koloff is offering Jesus lessons. (:22)
No Question of the Week will be answered this week because both Co-Hosts are lazy.
Trish Stratus exists, but not to Blade who prefers her as a blond. (:25) He would bolt up for an evening for Mickie James instead, who looks like her clone. His mobile phone rings in response against this, which RD doesn't edit out for some reason. RD named his unit Jack and the Curlie Q's. (:30) He also went to Sam Goody's which is going out of business due to overpricing its videos.
Get Ready:
McMah'nism, huh?
May Vince soon be crucified
on a grapefruit tree.
(37 minutes)
Blade weighs 240 pounds and puts the vision of himself naked in RD's head.
RD's Trip to the Eye Doctor segment bombs lower than his eyesight. He believes his listeners all live in Unabomber-style shacks. (:02)
There's a new segment, with music: Sad News. (:09) Paul Ellering races Ididerod dogs and he fell asleep and his eyeballs froze. RD wants you to call fine young egg Dave Meltzer in the middle of the night to ask him random wrestling questions. He also calls his teletype machine a FaxTrolla. [A company is born.]
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| , Mr. Ellering aided a blind woman in the previous year's race. |
Obscure Wrestling News (:15): Simon Cowell, producer of some early WWF albums. Blade reveals his Front Yard Boxing Association 'title'. (:20) Speaking of Tatanka's mom's openings... Pat Tanaka is offering Judo lessons. Ivan Koloff is offering Jesus lessons. (:22)
No Question of the Week will be answered this week because both Co-Hosts are lazy.
Trish Stratus exists, but not to Blade who prefers her as a blond. (:25) He would bolt up for an evening for Mickie James instead, who looks like her clone. His mobile phone rings in response against this, which RD doesn't edit out for some reason. RD named his unit Jack and the Curlie Q's. (:30) He also went to Sam Goody's which is going out of business due to overpricing its videos.
Get Ready:
McMah'nism, huh?
May Vince soon be crucified
on a grapefruit tree.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The go cart Mozart to my checking the weather chart, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 7. Not being able to see, doing this blind or deaf or something, Tatanka’s momma’s openings, Hell (2), your grandpappy, grandpappy, nickname for our genitalia, RD’s unit, RD’s penis, RD’s wang, getting away from my penis
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 3. Sam Goody, records, DVDs
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- F-Bombs: 1. Blade.
- Debut: Sad News (with music)
- Trish Stratus References: 9
- Mickie James References: 3
- Question of the Week from: N/A
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
McMah'nism, huh?
May Vince soon be crucified
on a grapefruit tree.
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| Image by Neil Sama |
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