028 WoodstockCrap Radio (IN 3-D!!!): April 28, 2006

The Woodstock Edition of WCR (IN 3-D!!!)
((( recorded in Atari 2600 noise fidelity ))) (31 minutes)

The ECW name will return as a show. Hogan movies suck, even in 3D. (:01) RD tires of Blade co-hosting and wants people to apply for the job.

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:06): RD has startling news that Trix changed to fruit shapes, which happened in 1992. [Trix returned to fruity balls in late 2007.] Speaking of fruity balls...

Sad News (:10): JBL has chased away another man. Blade and RD will take the next month to write the third WrestleCrap book which is to be released in eighteen months. RD loves Blade.

Obscure Wrestling News: Paul Ellering has written a book. RD wonders if it'll be available in braille. (:14) Speaking of staying warm with your bitch in the snow... Both Demolition members have signed deals for action figures. (:18) Speaking of Verne Gagne's wad... Brock Lesnar can wrestle in Japan. His girlfriend has a shrunken head. (:21)


Vince McMahon booked God for the next PPV but you know God ain't gonna be there. Sunday is his day off. (:23)

Blade Braxton's Weekly Wrestling Haiku (for all you non geeks nerds and poindexters):
E C Dub is back.
Beating a dead horse? More like
banging a dead corpse.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Vern to my Earnest, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 10. Things taste are not ironic, things that are great, things in 3-D popping out at you, fruity balls, staying warm with your bitch in the snow, Verne Gagne’s wad, wad, Verne Gagne’s wad (2), being utterly confused, Francine
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 2. Jaws 3D, George Burns
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 2. George Burns, Al Issacs

  • RD Time Outs: 1

  • Question of the Week from: N/A
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    E C Dub is back.
    Beating a dead horse? More like
    banging a dead corpse.

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