WrestleCrap Radio Recap
Lovin' Life, One-Twenty
(72 minutes)
Michelle McCool is loving life to start the show, and that's this week's induction (:04). (Forgotten Sin has posted RD and Blade's commentary of Lovin' Life on youtube. Also, a fifth WC Funnies comic was made.) It's the 120th show and the show is the "longest running podcast in the history of man." (:06). bignippledvampire.com is being developed (:09). Blade remembers when RD used to want to talk about wrestling on the show, and how good Kurt Angle was (:13).
RD's Trip to the Grocery: RD bought Blade some Count Chocula, but it doesn't matter because Blade's K-Mart had all three Monster Cereals (:17). Blade has been drinking beer and V8 again (:20).
Faxtrolla: Big Daddy V is now King V and is going to fight Sid at some Halloween-themed show (:24). The Big Nippled Vampire was released after she was stoned at a TNA function (:27). Blade wants a Dave Meltzer action figure (:28). "Big Nippled Vampire!" The Big Nippled Vampire pulled her ebay date auction after fake bids pushed it to $10,000 (:37). "God bless the Big Nippled Vampire." New myspace: Angry Jim Ross (:40). Tammy Sytch has posted a youtube video (:43).
Question of the Week: More details on Don Mason's horse-fucking story (:48) Blade calls him the Uncharismatic Enigma. TNA Peter Gazer segment starts and ends predictably (:56). RD and Blade talk about new wrestling dolls (:60). Save up your money to buy Chainsaw Charlie and Sparky Plugg this holiday season (:62). The 800th episode of RAW.
Semi-Aging Haiku:
Ladder match 0-8
Shawn is at the age when old
men fall off ladders.
119 Jim Ross vs Haas: September 19, 2008
WrestleCrap Radio Recap
Jim Ross Impersonation
(63 minutes)
RD and Blade start out talking about wrestling, by mentioning the debut of Dolph Ziggler. This week's induction is the Brawl for All (:01), which probably would have won the Gooker Award in 1999. Jobber of the Week: The Gambler. It Came from Youtube: Ahmed Johnson choose-me jabbers.
bignippledvampire.com was registered with Global Internet by Jay Watts (:06). Blade mentions the fourth W.C. Funnies comic (:07).
Blade's Trip to the Grocery: Sad News: Star-O-Saurus and the Monster Cereals have been removed from Blade's three Wal-Marts (:14). Boo-Hoo Berry.
Faxtrolla: RD wants to talk about wrestling news (:18), which is a bad idea. Jake Roberts fell off the wagon (:19), or drugged, according to a stupid angle his assistant is trying. [Update: Jake's assistant is actually a bottle of Mrs Buttersworth syrup that he thought was talking to him. --Dragon 12/28/08.] Shelly Martinez quit TNA, to do more fetish videos or something (:27). Jackie Gayda and Charlie Haas had another child (:30).
Jim Ross calls to vastly improve the show and does his Charlie Haas impersonation (:32). (skykid has posted this call on youtube.) Charlie Haas impersonated Jim Ross this week on Raw, a few days after last week's recap in which I said: "WWE should lift this segment.".
Question of the Week: Rowsdower says something about spraying beverages for some reason (:41). TNA Peter Gazer shows up (:43). WWE should steal him next. Sad News: No Diva Search this year (:54).
Only Seventeen Syllables Left:
Jeff, shitfaced on plane,
shitfaced seriously, and
don't call me Shirley.
Jim Ross Impersonation
(63 minutes)
RD and Blade start out talking about wrestling, by mentioning the debut of Dolph Ziggler. This week's induction is the Brawl for All (:01), which probably would have won the Gooker Award in 1999. Jobber of the Week: The Gambler. It Came from Youtube: Ahmed Johnson choose-me jabbers.
bignippledvampire.com was registered with Global Internet by Jay Watts (:06). Blade mentions the fourth W.C. Funnies comic (:07).
Blade's Trip to the Grocery: Sad News: Star-O-Saurus and the Monster Cereals have been removed from Blade's three Wal-Marts (:14). Boo-Hoo Berry.
Faxtrolla: RD wants to talk about wrestling news (:18), which is a bad idea. Jake Roberts fell off the wagon (:19), or drugged, according to a stupid angle his assistant is trying. [Update: Jake's assistant is actually a bottle of Mrs Buttersworth syrup that he thought was talking to him. --Dragon 12/28/08.] Shelly Martinez quit TNA, to do more fetish videos or something (:27). Jackie Gayda and Charlie Haas had another child (:30).
Jim Ross calls to vastly improve the show and does his Charlie Haas impersonation (:32). (skykid has posted this call on youtube.) Charlie Haas impersonated Jim Ross this week on Raw, a few days after last week's recap in which I said: "WWE should lift this segment.".
Question of the Week: Rowsdower says something about spraying beverages for some reason (:41). TNA Peter Gazer shows up (:43). WWE should steal him next. Sad News: No Diva Search this year (:54).
Only Seventeen Syllables Left:
Jeff, shitfaced on plane,
shitfaced seriously, and
don't call me Shirley.
118 Honktrolla: September 12, 2008
WrestleCrap Radio Recap
Honktrolla
(88 minutes)
RD explains the differences between WWE's Honk-A-Meter and the Wrestlecrap Clocktrolla (:02). If you've seen the Honk-A-Meter, you know that the Honk-A-Meter got no crowd reaction, while the Clocktrolla was beloved by all twelve listeners. (By the way, the Honk-A-Meter is a joke that some people don't get.) RD and Blade wonder which WCRadio segment the WWE could possibly sample next (:06), but play ZZ Top should Vince be listening.
RD's Trip to the Grocery: RD tries a pasty Lion Bar from the new World Food aisle (:15). Blade says RD is acting unprofessional (:17). RD says weird Diva Maryse talked like Frenchy Martin (:18). RD "likes the idea of the Chic-Fil-A cow" because it wants people to kill and eat other animals in the barnyard (:20).
Domino's Pizza has a new mascot, but it's not a rehash of The Noid, which you might remember from jokes on The Simpsons and Family Guy. It's a talking dildo that scares a family, except a boy who loves it (:25). (Watch Forgotten Sin's video of this commentary.) (B.B.M. has made a gif of the jerking portion. 1.1 MB) Blade brings up "W.C. Funnies" by Lord Soundwave (:30). RD and Blade are working on the new version of the WC Archive DVD-ROM (:34).
Faxtrolla: Jerry Reed and Estelle Getty died, so RD suggests having a sad news special edition of WCRadio in the future (:35). ["To update on former ECW champ Justin Credible, who made the news recently after being spotted working at Olive Garden, he is actually currently going to culinary school."] RD and Blade pitch animotronic wrestlers for WWE Pizza Palace, like Andre the Giant with a box of Honey-Comb cereal (:39). Jim Ross is on the line to discuss the Olive Garden (:42). WWE needs to lift this segment. The Tranny will release an album but it will not contain Blade's Tribute to the Tranny (:44). The Big Nippled Vampire is Women's Wrestling Worldwide championship for the fetish league. The domains bignipplevampire.com and bignippledvampire.com are still unclaimed (:51).
Horsetrolla: Someone asked Mickie James about the Arby's photos (:54). Ed Leslie can afford a horse. Blade asks, "Did I ever tell you about the time Don Mason and his grandpa stumbled upon a guy fucking a horse?" (:58)
Question of the Week: The Rock vs The Scissor vs The Paper "in a never-ending feud" (:61) They already did that with the Gang Wars. Huey the WrestleCrap Ghoul from last Halloween is loved. TNA Peter Gazer blows off RD and Blade (:66). This week's It Came from Youtube: WCW Nitro choose-me rants from a video game (:68). There are also Thunder-branded rants. This week's Someone Bought This! is Hulk Hogan-branded cheeseburgers and chicken sandwiches are in a Wal-Mart freezer near you.
Ric Flair got beat up by his daughter's boyfriend, and she got tasered (:73). Blade liked the Braden Walker 3 Disc DVD Trailer (:80). Afa was renamed Manu. Blade's original ring name may have been Slice O'Pizza (:83).
Seventeen syllables dedicated to Primo Colon:
Dubya E's fresh blood,
Primo Colon -- hard for a
woman to resist.
Honktrolla
(88 minutes)
RD explains the differences between WWE's Honk-A-Meter and the Wrestlecrap Clocktrolla (:02). If you've seen the Honk-A-Meter, you know that the Honk-A-Meter got no crowd reaction, while the Clocktrolla was beloved by all twelve listeners. (By the way, the Honk-A-Meter is a joke that some people don't get.) RD and Blade wonder which WCRadio segment the WWE could possibly sample next (:06), but play ZZ Top should Vince be listening.
RD's Trip to the Grocery: RD tries a pasty Lion Bar from the new World Food aisle (:15). Blade says RD is acting unprofessional (:17). RD says weird Diva Maryse talked like Frenchy Martin (:18). RD "likes the idea of the Chic-Fil-A cow" because it wants people to kill and eat other animals in the barnyard (:20).
Domino's Pizza has a new mascot, but it's not a rehash of The Noid, which you might remember from jokes on The Simpsons and Family Guy. It's a talking dildo that scares a family, except a boy who loves it (:25). (Watch Forgotten Sin's video of this commentary.) (B.B.M. has made a gif of the jerking portion. 1.1 MB) Blade brings up "W.C. Funnies" by Lord Soundwave (:30). RD and Blade are working on the new version of the WC Archive DVD-ROM (:34).
Faxtrolla: Jerry Reed and Estelle Getty died, so RD suggests having a sad news special edition of WCRadio in the future (:35). ["To update on former ECW champ Justin Credible, who made the news recently after being spotted working at Olive Garden, he is actually currently going to culinary school."] RD and Blade pitch animotronic wrestlers for WWE Pizza Palace, like Andre the Giant with a box of Honey-Comb cereal (:39). Jim Ross is on the line to discuss the Olive Garden (:42). WWE needs to lift this segment. The Tranny will release an album but it will not contain Blade's Tribute to the Tranny (:44). The Big Nippled Vampire is Women's Wrestling Worldwide championship for the fetish league. The domains bignipplevampire.com and bignippledvampire.com are still unclaimed (:51).
Horsetrolla: Someone asked Mickie James about the Arby's photos (:54). Ed Leslie can afford a horse. Blade asks, "Did I ever tell you about the time Don Mason and his grandpa stumbled upon a guy fucking a horse?" (:58)
Question of the Week: The Rock vs The Scissor vs The Paper "in a never-ending feud" (:61) They already did that with the Gang Wars. Huey the WrestleCrap Ghoul from last Halloween is loved. TNA Peter Gazer blows off RD and Blade (:66). This week's It Came from Youtube: WCW Nitro choose-me rants from a video game (:68). There are also Thunder-branded rants. This week's Someone Bought This! is Hulk Hogan-branded cheeseburgers and chicken sandwiches are in a Wal-Mart freezer near you.
Ric Flair got beat up by his daughter's boyfriend, and she got tasered (:73). Blade liked the Braden Walker 3 Disc DVD Trailer (:80). Afa was renamed Manu. Blade's original ring name may have been Slice O'Pizza (:83).
Seventeen syllables dedicated to Primo Colon:
Dubya E's fresh blood,
Primo Colon -- hard for a
woman to resist.
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