005 Raw Homecoming: September 23, 2005

Raw Homecoming
(26 minutes)

Tammy Sytch had a walk-on role in RD's dream, saying, "you know, some days are Smokey and the Bandit, and some days are Stroker Ace." Blade dreams that Demolition came back to Raw.

Burt Reynolds makes it all better. At least, back in the 70's.

RD cannot give away the Dusty Rhodes book. Question of the Week from Lildude8218: shouldn't Carlito hide foreign objects in his hair like Captain Caveman?

Ken Kennedy's gimmick is to talk loudly. Blade wants to call Ashley Massaro "Gung Ho", after the G.I. Joe character. A new Monday Night War is starting as Spike will put UFC shows on at the same time as Raw on USA. RD likes his violence scripted. Raw's homecoming will have a slew of WWF legends who have never been on Raw. WWF's DVD hatchet job on Ultimate Warrior is being released.

Seventeen Syllables of Your Time:
Oh Mr Helwig.
Forget queering. Pray that your
new disc doesn't work.

 

 

 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

• Partner in Crime, Blade Braxton
• URLs not taken: 0.
• SPEAKING OFs: 4. People complaining (3), G.I. Joe
• Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
• Outdated references: 4. Happy Days, Good Times, J.J. Walker, Maude
• I didn’t even know he was sick:  1.

• Ashley Massaro references:  14
• Tammy Sytch references: 2

• Question of the Week from: Lildude8218
  
• Do you think Carlito keeps things hidden in his hair like Captain Caveman? Discuss what might be in there. No sold, but it would be a great gimmick.
  

 

• Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
  Oh Mr Helwig.
  Forget queering. Pray that your
  new disc doesn't work.

 

Minisode #004 The Biographies of Kane and Katie Vick

by iggy



September 16, 2005

Blade tries to read the biography of Kane
Apter mag memories
RD dreams about "Happy Days"

#the man who portrays Kane #Glen Kane

004 Speaking Of...: September 16, 2005

Speaking Of...
((( recorded in high phone-buzzing fidelity ))) (31 minutes)

RD Junior was born and Blade has bought Kane's fictional biography, Journey Into Darkness. It's 315 pages and Kane becomes a wrestler 250 pages into it. Blade reads about Katie Vick. [Why on earth haven't they inducted that yet? - Future PB] [Welp, only took someone else 15 years. - Future Future PB]

The Apter mag is remembered, including all its numerously strange stories.

Raw is coming back to the USA Network with a never-ending four-hour show. RD dreamed he was an extra on Happy Days. Chris Masters has less talent than Lex Luger.

The Question of the Week from Buh Gawd King involves WWE theme songs. Blade and RD reminisce about when WWF superstars could instantly be recognized as soon as the music hits. Nowadays the WWE theme songs sound similar.

Trish is back but she has been placed next to Ashley Massaro.

Blade Braxton's Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Trish Stratus is back.
Trish I beg you, please, please, please,
ditch the damn (Ashley).

 

 

 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

• Your friend and mine, Blade Braxton
• URLs not taken: 1. ApterCrap.com (unofficial)
• SPEAKING OFs: 6. Sad days, music (3), Matt Hardy
• Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
• Outdated references: 3. Glen Campbell, Happy Days, Tim Conway
• I didn’t even know he was sick:  0.

• Ashley Massaro references:  8
• Trish Stratus references: 6

  

• RD Time Outs: 2
  

• Question of the Week from: Buh Gawd King
  
• Why does Matt Hardy's music sound like "I can slam a tomato, I can make BLTs?" Someone in the WWE music department has a pork fetish.
  

 

• Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
  Trish Stratus is back.
  Trish I beg you, please, please, please,
  ditch the damn tranny.

 

Minisode #003 Bobba Foot

by iggy



August 26, 2005

RD's Trip to the Library
"Ice Dagger" Steve "Chilly McFreeze" Austin
"Boba Foot" Gene Snitsky
Matt Hardy returned and got squashed by Edge.

#effervescent #you can get books

003 Tee Hee Tickle Party: August 26, 2005

Tee Hee Tickle Party
((( recorded in high phone-buzzing fidelity ))) (29 minutes)

The reviews are in. WrestleCrap Radio has been called both the 'giggle time happy fun hour' and 'tee hee tickle party.'

Least Disturbing Image Search Result for "Tee Hee Tickle Party"

Mrs. Deal is "very pregnant" and if her water breaks, RD will leave and Blade will have to finish the show alone. Surely she could wait another twenty minutes.

More discussion of Get In The Ring Radio. RD: "I'm not a Juggalo."

RD took a trip to the library to listen to boring wrestling books on tape. He thinks of doing it as a weekly thing - the trips, I mean, not listen to boring books.

Brian Knobbs was on Hogan Knows Best as Hogan's choice as a babysitter and neither Blade nor RD suggests that it's grounds for divorce.

Last week's Question of the Week prize winner didn't want the Dusty Rhodes book. This week's Questioner, Super Hot Item, is looking for love advice.

More moves are suggested for Chris Masters, master of the MasterLock. Gene Snitsky as a foot fetishist bounty hunter earns him RD's nickname of Boba Foot. [I prefer Boba Feet. It sounds closer to the original name.] Where's Trish Stratus? Matt Hardy has been buried since his return.

Here We Go:
Poor old Matt Hardy.
"Work or shoot?" we asked. Try shot,
as in your career.

 

 

 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

• Effervescent Blade Braxton
• URLs not taken: 0.
• SPEAKING OFs: 7. Brian Knobbs (4), reality shows, fetishes (2)
• Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
• Outdated references: 3. Mamas and the Papas, Jim Croce, Harry Chapin
• I didn’t even know he was sick:  0.

• Ashley Massaro references:  2
• Trish Stratus references: 5

  

• Debut: RD's TRIP (to the library)
  

• Question of the Week from: Super Hot Item
  
• I am I’m love with a girl. What should I do? No sold. 

 

• Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
  Poor old Matt Hardy.
  "Work or shoot?" we asked. Try shot,
  as in your career.