by iggy
January 12, 2007
RD sings Queen
Khali's promo
Khali's teeth
#earful #Snoopy
048 Andre the Giant...Drunkard: January 12, 2007
Andre the Giant...Drunkard
(79 minutes)
The majority of work on the new book will be done in three days. The two earlier books did mega business over in Canada for some reason.
RD sings some Freddy Mercury. Speaking of getting your nuts split...RD says, "Whenever I think of the testicles to take care of me, I think of you, Mr Braxton."
RD decides to hold a contest to look for a fill-in co-host, (:18) in the case that either of them might not be able to record an episode, which makes sense...until you remember that most of the time if neither of them makes it then no show is recorded in the first place. [Still, speaking of ideas that were good at the time...]
WCR is up for voting for an award at http://wrestlingradioawards.com/. Give them a vote if you want.
Obscure Wrestling News (:25): War of words with the Warrior on eBay. Assy McGee has sued Mr McMahon's Kiss My Ass.
Blade hits the bottle segment is canceled because Blade's resolution is to not drink alcohol. RD proposes the Drunktrolla.
Modern Drunkard has an article about Andre the Giant, (:34) who drank 7000 calories worth of booze per day. Once he drank 119 twelve-ounce beers in six hours before passing out.
Mail Bag (:43): RD admits that he renamed this segment months ago so that he wouldn't have to hand out prizes. Blade named his penis Blad the Impaler. He also lost his football bet. Matt in Nashville has a suggestion about classic stories. Chris thinks Balls Mahoney should be renamed Enlarged Testicles. (:51)
At New Year's Revolution, Blade held up a sign behind Jim Ross that read, Mickie, Lift the Tail!!!. (:53) Khali can't speak well. (What do you expect from a man with teeth the size of thumbnails?) Umaga is headlining Raw.
Seventeen Syllables of This Week's HOTT HOTT Wrestling Haiku:
Rosie and Donald.
The bitch ate a fudge whale, the
match sucked Moby's Dick.
(79 minutes)
The majority of work on the new book will be done in three days. The two earlier books did mega business over in Canada for some reason.
RD sings some Freddy Mercury. Speaking of getting your nuts split...RD says, "Whenever I think of the testicles to take care of me, I think of you, Mr Braxton."
RD decides to hold a contest to look for a fill-in co-host, (:18) in the case that either of them might not be able to record an episode, which makes sense...until you remember that most of the time if neither of them makes it then no show is recorded in the first place. [Still, speaking of ideas that were good at the time...]
WCR is up for voting for an award at http://wrestlingradioawards.com/. Give them a vote if you want.
Obscure Wrestling News (:25): War of words with the Warrior on eBay. Assy McGee has sued Mr McMahon's Kiss My Ass.
Blade hits the bottle segment is canceled because Blade's resolution is to not drink alcohol. RD proposes the Drunktrolla.
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| Never get involved in a drinking war with Andre. |
Modern Drunkard has an article about Andre the Giant, (:34) who drank 7000 calories worth of booze per day. Once he drank 119 twelve-ounce beers in six hours before passing out.
Mail Bag (:43): RD admits that he renamed this segment months ago so that he wouldn't have to hand out prizes. Blade named his penis Blad the Impaler. He also lost his football bet. Matt in Nashville has a suggestion about classic stories. Chris thinks Balls Mahoney should be renamed Enlarged Testicles. (:51)
At New Year's Revolution, Blade held up a sign behind Jim Ross that read, Mickie, Lift the Tail!!!. (:53) Khali can't speak well. (What do you expect from a man with teeth the size of thumbnails?) Umaga is headlining Raw.
Seventeen Syllables of This Week's HOTT HOTT Wrestling Haiku:
Rosie and Donald.
The bitch ate a fudge whale, the
match sucked Moby's Dick.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Rosie to my Donald, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 3. Global Internet, Modern Drunkard Magazine, moderndrunkardmagazine.com
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 9. Getting your nuts split, the savior of the universe, trademarking things, which, naming penises, strange, doomsday, Moby’s dick, dick
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 1. Umaga looking like Snoopy
- Outdated references: 5. Flash Gordon, Queen, Freddie Mercury, Dick Clark, Vanilla Ice
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- Krankor Laughs: 3
- Weird Al Laughs: 1
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 1
- Other Laughs: 1
- Trish Stratus References: 4
- Tammy Sytch References: 2
- Mickie James References: 5
- Mailbag
- Matt in Nashville: Dear Big Deal Reynolds and Double Bladed Braxton, the question is why don't you ever talk about classic crap on the show? A segment on that every show would be a neat addition. Jed Shaffer's new segment is great. Also since Detroit lost on Sunday, since I was born in Kansas, could we get Blade to sing Somewhere Over The Rainbow? That's not the worst idea.
- Chris: RD, BLADE (now spelled in all caps), for the sake of political correctness, should we start calling Balls Mahoney Enlarged Testicles? That's a good question.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Rosie and Donald.
The bitch ate a fudge whale, the
match sucked Moby's Dick.
Minisode #047 A HorseTrolla Xmas
by iggy
December 15, 2006
Custom Cornhole Games all over Indiana
Lupita
RD's santa story
Little Debbie Xmas Trees were gone.
RD receives the HorseTrolla
Francine un-retired.
Dr. Keith sent a magazine.
Blade and RD exchange gifts.
#corn-filled pouch #attackin'
December 15, 2006
Custom Cornhole Games all over Indiana
Lupita
RD's santa story
Little Debbie Xmas Trees were gone.
RD receives the HorseTrolla
Francine un-retired.
Dr. Keith sent a magazine.
Blade and RD exchange gifts.
#corn-filled pouch #attackin'
047 A Cornhole Christmas: December 15, 2006
A Cornhole Christmas
((( recorded in audio-skipping fidelity ))) (69 minutes)
RD finally tells his Santa story he promised a year before, where he found out that Santa was black and had numerous clones. (:09) The audio keeps skipping for some reason.
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:16): You can get free WWE shipping through the code BEHIND. Little Debbie Xmas snacks are sold out. Blade is confused by buffalo wing potato chips. RD's manly friend thinks the food is too spicy at Chuck-E-Cheese.
Obscure Wrestling News (:26): Trish Stratus will be a celebrity cop. Cornholes are popular in Indiana. Tatanka hates Thanksgiving. "Thanks for nothing!" he protests.
RD receives the Horsetrolla. (:37) It tells us that Francine is out of retirement already.
Dr. Keith sent RD crap from the WWE Shop Zone: a magazine about Lita "hornier than ever", an inflatable shillelagh, and a Divas snow globe.
The 2006 Gooker nominees are named. (:47) They are the return of ECW, the Exploitation of Eddie Guerrero, Shawn Michaels tag teaming with God, the 2006 Diva Search, TNA cross-promoting with Jackass, Tim White's attempted suicides, Fake Kane, Vince Russo's booking, Big Dick Johnson: Fat Male Stripper and the Punjabi Prison match. Blade on Eugene: "I want him to whip his cock out."
Blade receives a Twisted Sister Christmas, "Enormously Funny", a wide screen DVD of The Cat in the Hat and a Bossk action figure. RD got Batclips, Trish's Stratusfaction and Jack Frost (the 'horror' movie one, not the far scarier Michael Keaton one).
Xmas dogs are barking. RD mentions the empty box campaign, which children were a given a promissory note on Xmas Day, 1977. According to the commercial, "They'll be sent to you at home between February 1st and June 1st."
Xmas Haiku:
Christmas time is here.
The new induction taught us
Don't fuck your sister.
((( recorded in audio-skipping fidelity ))) (69 minutes)
RD finally tells his Santa story he promised a year before, where he found out that Santa was black and had numerous clones. (:09) The audio keeps skipping for some reason.
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:16): You can get free WWE shipping through the code BEHIND. Little Debbie Xmas snacks are sold out. Blade is confused by buffalo wing potato chips. RD's manly friend thinks the food is too spicy at Chuck-E-Cheese.
Obscure Wrestling News (:26): Trish Stratus will be a celebrity cop. Cornholes are popular in Indiana. Tatanka hates Thanksgiving. "Thanks for nothing!" he protests.
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| WHO WILL BE THE NEXT CORN HOLE CHAMPION? |
RD receives the Horsetrolla. (:37) It tells us that Francine is out of retirement already.
Dr. Keith sent RD crap from the WWE Shop Zone: a magazine about Lita "hornier than ever", an inflatable shillelagh, and a Divas snow globe.
The 2006 Gooker nominees are named. (:47) They are the return of ECW, the Exploitation of Eddie Guerrero, Shawn Michaels tag teaming with God, the 2006 Diva Search, TNA cross-promoting with Jackass, Tim White's attempted suicides, Fake Kane, Vince Russo's booking, Big Dick Johnson: Fat Male Stripper and the Punjabi Prison match. Blade on Eugene: "I want him to whip his cock out."
Blade receives a Twisted Sister Christmas, "Enormously Funny", a wide screen DVD of The Cat in the Hat and a Bossk action figure. RD got Batclips, Trish's Stratusfaction and Jack Frost (the 'horror' movie one, not the far scarier Michael Keaton one).
Xmas dogs are barking. RD mentions the empty box campaign, which children were a given a promissory note on Xmas Day, 1977. According to the commercial, "They'll be sent to you at home between February 1st and June 1st."
Xmas Haiku:
Christmas time is here.
The new induction taught us
Don't fuck your sister.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- Christmas
- The Pitch to my Lupita, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, WEW
- URLs not taken: 1. YuleLogForTrish.com
- SPEAKING OFs: 10. Uh, giving gifts, exchanging gifts, exchanging, uh; sighs, disappointments, and anticlimactic; behinds, Buffalo wings, Pre-Y Chu Hi, getting cornholed
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 2. Macy’s, Miracle on 34th Street
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- F-Bombs: 3. Blade, Blade, Blade
- Robotic Reindeer Laughs: 1
- Mickie James References: 4
- Trish Stratus References: 6
- Shelly Martinez References: 1
-
Christy Hemme References: 1
- Mailbag: N/A
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Christmas time is here.
The new induction taught us
Don't fuck your sister.
Minisode #046 Black Friday's Bedding Man
by iggy
December 1, 2006
Black Friday at Kohl's
"Good Times" and John Amos
Francine retired.
Centaur Mickie James is lifting the tail.
More wrestlers for the OVW box
#comfortable blankets #slipper slide
December 1, 2006
Black Friday at Kohl's
"Good Times" and John Amos
Francine retired.
Centaur Mickie James is lifting the tail.
More wrestlers for the OVW box
#comfortable blankets #slipper slide