Episode 16: Not the Bees: June 28, 2013

"You know, like the sandwich"

35 minutes

The Co-Fruitcakes are planning a reunion show on July 6th, once more at Indy Days Of The Dead.

I guess things were too good to be true, huh?

RD remembers when he was on Get In The Ring Radio. I wonder who killed that off?

Blade often confuses his love with Linda Blair. I don't remember Mickie James having a move where she turns her head around 360 degrees, at least not in WWE anyway.  (That would probably be too modern for Vince.)

Don Mason is to be at their show. This worries RD. (:06)

Back to today's show, Blade is doing his best Nicholas Cage in The Wicker Man impression while trying a can of Jolly Ranchers/Ruffles Crispy Fries. (:14) He's not impressed. RD enjoyed finding knock-off sodas to see their names.


RD has to entertain the people. (:18)

Does Linda Blair look like Mickie James?
17% said "Yes"
33% said "No"
50% said "Only When Lifting The Tail"

RD cannot remember Blade's old acquaintance Reuben "you know, like the sandwich". (:22) He remembers the time he was sent on a snipe hunt. RD: "I can't believe you fired this guy," In response, Blade remembers how Reuben had to drive Blade to the hospital after Blade walked through a glass window.

RD: "Can we talk some wrestling?"
Blade: Oh let's do, that's what we're here for."

Mickie James is a heel again. Also, Mickie pronounces her love for Dr. Pepper in a recent advertisement (as a heel?). RD asks Blade if seeing Mickie on a horse gave him flashbacks? (:29) Blade dreamed he attended a TNA show at his grandparents' house attempting to hit on her with no avail. Of course. (:31)

Blade does his Sir Alec impression. Apparently he was also in his dream looking like Clarence Thomas. I wonder...

 

 

 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

• The RD & Blade Show Sponsors: 3. Days of the Dead Convention, WrestleCrap Radio Reunion Show, Don...Don Mason
• SPEAKING OFs: 3. Reboot, Mickie James, Don...Don Mason

 

• RD Time Outs:  1 

WCR Video: The Debut of Stewart Patrick

...Continuing from our last WCR Video, here's the debut of the (then) newest Wrestlecrap Radio TNA Correpondant, Stewart Patrick, on WCR episode #170:

WCR Reconstructions: The Debut of Stewart Patrick (03.26.10) (by Greg Diener)

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)

WCR Video: Colonel Bob Carter Calls RD & Blade

Classic TNA related video for Slammiversary (From Wrestlecrap Radio episode #170). Col. Bob calls RD and Blade and promises them a new TNA Correspondent.


WCR Reconstructions: Colonel Bob Carter calls R.D. and Blade (03.26.10) (by Greg Diener)

Who is it? Stay Tuned to the next WCR Video.

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)

WCR Video: Wrestlecrap Radio Concert

Here's an animation (created by using goanimate.com) of a promo for Wrestlecrap Radio's own RD and Blade in concert...as also featured on wrestlecrap.com's "It Came From You Tube"


Wrestlecrap Radio Concert (by RVM Kai)

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)

Episode 15: A (One Finger) Salute To Women: May 9, 2013

Get one for Mother's Day!

25 minutes

RD & Blade are saluting women (again) for some reason.

RD wants to (again) reinvent the show to broadcast it to coal miners. I believe Mike Check did that once.

You know Blade is still single because he wants to talk about "feminine" things. (:05)

Blade found some tasty beef jerky at Wal-Mart. (:07) He does not like turkey jerky because "it literally tastes like you're devouring a zombie." You can probably guess what a person would sound like after eating one.

Doritos Taco Bell Doritos are now available. (:09) Blade wanted to try a few, but prematurely ate them before calling. He has mixed feelings about them.

Another damn Divas (reality) show is in the making. (:12) One Diva named Summer Rae "sounded like a douche" according to RD.

Blade wants to auction off something in his freezer because he once again needs the money. (:17)

Mickie James says she's not being used properly by TNA. You don't say. (:20) Blade once again missed a chance to be with her, the poor sap. [Blade could have met her if it didn't take him 2 years to manage to find Raging_Demons' post about it on the forums - RVMKai]
[AND! AND! I met Mickie James a lot quicker than Blade ever did! Mickie James is not a Tim Tebow fan. - Raging_Demons]

Blade is drunk.

 

 

 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

• The RD & Blade Show Sponsors: 2. Sweet Baby Ray’s beef jerky, All-American Wrestling

 

• RD Time Outs:  1