by iggy
June 30, 2006
RD doesn't like the new Brawny man.
Jake Roberts in a fishing tournament
Kelly's Expose
#like forty minutes now #old bitey
032 An angle on Angle: June 30, 2006
Ode to Kurt Angle
(45 minutes)
Blade promises the ECW Zombie will be on next week's show. RD promises the return of the Mailbag on next week's show. They are not related.
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:06) has been voted the most popular segment on this wrestling podcast. Superman has been invading the grocery of late.
Obscure Wrestling News: Kurrgan is going to be in a movie (300). (:11) Jake Roberts caught a 45-pound fish. (:14)
Sad News: The Pirate was fired because McMahon is behind the times. (:20) Even more Sad News: The Diva Search 3 has begun. (:25) SPEAKING OF bitches RD and Blade discuss their favorite animals in the WWF. WWE loves poop and male ass. ECW's Kelly strips every week down to the same bra that she can't seem to get open. (:30) RD thinks they should get a male stripping Kelly to hook in confused people.
RD tries some wrestling analysis and Blade gets bored. (:32) The majority seems to think RD gushes over Kurt Angle. [Which is certainly NOT going to be ironic in the next few years... - Future PB]
First Ever WrestleCrap Tanka:
Kelly's Expose.
The only thing that's been ex-
posed is the simple
fact that Mr. Laurinai-
tis sucks as a talent scout.
(45 minutes)
Blade promises the ECW Zombie will be on next week's show. RD promises the return of the Mailbag on next week's show. They are not related.
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:06) has been voted the most popular segment on this wrestling podcast. Superman has been invading the grocery of late.
Obscure Wrestling News: Kurrgan is going to be in a movie (300). (:11) Jake Roberts caught a 45-pound fish. (:14)
Sad News: The Pirate was fired because McMahon is behind the times. (:20) Even more Sad News: The Diva Search 3 has begun. (:25) SPEAKING OF bitches RD and Blade discuss their favorite animals in the WWF. WWE loves poop and male ass. ECW's Kelly strips every week down to the same bra that she can't seem to get open. (:30) RD thinks they should get a male stripping Kelly to hook in confused people.
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| Arrr! 'is ship 'as sailed. |
First Ever WrestleCrap Tanka:
Kelly's Expose.
The only thing that's been ex-
posed is the simple
fact that Mr. Laurinai-
tis sucks as a talent scout.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Pasta to my Mania, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 9. Shows that have lots of poop, going to the grocery, good times (2), people I miss, Pirates of the Caribbean, where RD’s other hand at, brilliant (2)
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 7. Don Knotts, Good Times, Don Knotts (2), Bea Arthur, ZZ Top, Christopher Reeve
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 1. Richard Dawson
- F-Bombs: 1. Blade
- Zombie Growls: 3
- Question of the Week from: N/A
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling
HaikuTanka:
Kelly's Expose.
The only thing that's been ex-
posed is the simple
fact that Mr. Laurinai-
tis sucks as a talent scout.
Minisode #031 Food Pyramid versus Food Groups
by iggy
June 23, 2006
The Trip to the Grocery gets Ray Stevens.
RD and Mrs. Deal disagree about nourishment.
#twice #oh yeah
June 23, 2006
The Trip to the Grocery gets Ray Stevens.
RD and Mrs. Deal disagree about nourishment.
#twice #oh yeah
031 Double Trouble: June 23, 2006
Say everything twice. Say everything twice.
(38 minutes)
RD's Trip to the Grocery now has an intro. It's a sped-up intro to The Streak by Ray Stevens. (:06) RD discusses organic macaroni and cheese. Speaking of bizarre pastas...
Obscure Wrestling News: Volkoff's Maryland delegate election opponent is airing old wrestling footage on TV in his ads, so Volkoff responds by getting his own Myspace page and the Iron Sheik to help him. (:14) Lex Luger is a (drunken) idiot. (:18) Blade relates how he was in a strip club where Gorgeous George was a stripper. (:24) The new OVW booker is (Rambo) Greg Gagne. (:26)
So many people on Smackdown have gone. ECW's fortune teller actually tells the past, but is no good a replacement for the vanishing Zombie. WWE should've fired the midgets . . . out of a canon. DX are homoerotic.
Speaking of things that will make you poop with joy:
Too much bare male ass.
Was that Raw or the World
Wrestling Enema?
(38 minutes)
RD's Trip to the Grocery now has an intro. It's a sped-up intro to The Streak by Ray Stevens. (:06) RD discusses organic macaroni and cheese. Speaking of bizarre pastas...Obscure Wrestling News: Volkoff's Maryland delegate election opponent is airing old wrestling footage on TV in his ads, so Volkoff responds by getting his own Myspace page and the Iron Sheik to help him. (:14) Lex Luger is a (drunken) idiot. (:18) Blade relates how he was in a strip club where Gorgeous George was a stripper. (:24) The new OVW booker is (Rambo) Greg Gagne. (:26)
So many people on Smackdown have gone. ECW's fortune teller actually tells the past, but is no good a replacement for the vanishing Zombie. WWE should've fired the midgets . . . out of a canon. DX are homoerotic.
Speaking of things that will make you poop with joy:
Too much bare male ass.
Was that Raw or the World
Wrestling Enema?
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Macho to my Libre, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 17. Horrible, bizarre pastas, outliving things, bad ideas , Randy Savage, Billy Jack Haynes, black hat with Oregon on it, Randy Savage 5 (6), generic Playboy skanks, being three inches from a hole, fired midgets, putting Max Mini in a cage, things that will make you poop
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 3. Franco-American Raviolios, MySpace, Gallagher
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Iron Sheik
- F-Bombs: 2. Iron Sheik
- Zombie Growls: 2
-
RD Time Outs: 1
- Question of the Week from: N/A
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Too much bare male ass.
Was that Raw or the World
Wrestling Enema?
Minisode #030 ECW's Relaunch
by iggy
June 16, 2006
ECW relaunches with the zombie
Kamala sells spears
Haiku with intro
#exhibitionist Kelly #SFW
June 16, 2006
ECW relaunches with the zombie
Kamala sells spears
Haiku with intro
#exhibitionist Kelly #SFW