031 Double Trouble: June 23, 2006

Say everything twice. Say everything twice.
(38 minutes)

RD's Trip to the Grocery now has an intro. It's a sped-up intro to The Streak by Ray Stevens. (:06) RD discusses organic macaroni and cheese. Speaking of bizarre pastas...

Obscure Wrestling News: Volkoff's Maryland delegate election opponent is airing old wrestling footage on TV in his ads, so Volkoff responds by getting his own Myspace page and the Iron Sheik to help him. (:14) Lex Luger is a (drunken) idiot. (:18) Blade relates how he was in a strip club where Gorgeous George was a stripper. (:24) The new OVW booker is (Rambo) Greg Gagne. (:26)

So many people on Smackdown have gone. ECW's fortune teller actually tells the past, but is no good a replacement for the vanishing Zombie. WWE should've fired the midgets . . . out of a canon. DX are homoerotic.

Speaking of things that will make you poop with joy:
Too much bare male ass.
Was that Raw or the World
Wrestling Enema?
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Macho to my Libre, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 17. Horrible, bizarre pastas, outliving things, bad ideas , Randy Savage, Billy Jack Haynes, black hat with Oregon on it, Randy Savage 5 (6), generic Playboy skanks, being three inches from a hole, fired midgets, putting Max Mini in a cage, things that will make you poop
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 3. Franco-American Raviolios, MySpace, Gallagher
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Iron Sheik
  • F-Bombs: 2. Iron Sheik
  • Zombie Growls:  2
  • RD Time Outs:  1

  • Question of the Week from: N/A
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    Too much bare male ass.
    Was that Raw or the World
    Wrestling Enema?

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