Gimmicks Galore
(29 minutes)
Blade's beard makes funny noises.
The award winning Question of the Week from Dwarf Action involves Toni Braxton. Blade is not related to her (which is good), but he then says he is in fact the son of former professional boxer Dwight Braxton, now Dwight Muhammad Qawi. This would seem factual...except that around the time that Blade would be born, Dwight was in prison. So, either Blade is not really speaking the truth...or he needs to make a Maury Povich reference.
Speaking of Christmas... RD went to the feed market to get grub. The first WrestleCrap book is going out of print.
Time for some Obscure Wrestling News: one half of the Rock N Roll Express, Ricky Morton, is in jail for missing child support payments. Tajiri's wife is lonely and keeps failing her driving test. Lex Luger was cleaning animal cages as part of his community service sentence.
RD would rather watch the Colts lose by 85 points than listen to Nipple H. Boogeyman, or Boogey Maul, debuted and he hates clocks. The midget division is being formed and Super Porky has been called up.
This Haiku:
The Boogeyman's here.
He wears a big plastic heart.
He has stolen mine.
(29 minutes)
Blade's beard makes funny noises.
The award winning Question of the Week from Dwarf Action involves Toni Braxton. Blade is not related to her (which is good), but he then says he is in fact the son of former professional boxer Dwight Braxton, now Dwight Muhammad Qawi. This would seem factual...except that around the time that Blade would be born, Dwight was in prison. So, either Blade is not really speaking the truth...or he needs to make a Maury Povich reference.
Speaking of Christmas... RD went to the feed market to get grub. The first WrestleCrap book is going out of print.
Time for some Obscure Wrestling News: one half of the Rock N Roll Express, Ricky Morton, is in jail for missing child support payments. Tajiri's wife is lonely and keeps failing her driving test. Lex Luger was cleaning animal cages as part of his community service sentence.
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| Taking the concept of 'beating the clock' literally. |
RD would rather watch the Colts lose by 85 points than listen to Nipple H. Boogeyman, or Boogey Maul, debuted and he hates clocks. The midget division is being formed and Super Porky has been called up.
This Haiku:
The Boogeyman's here.
He wears a big plastic heart.
He has stolen mine.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- Salt to my Peppa, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 10. People who sing songs I don’t know, Christmas (4), wives being at home (2), people having to clean up feces, literally crappy, crappy
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 2. Mr. Ed, Movie rentals in grocery stores
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- Ashley Massaro references: 4
- Debut: Obscure Wrestling News
- Question of the Week from: Dwarf Action
- So seeing an obvious resemblance: are Blade and Toni Braxton brother and sister? No sold.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
The Boogeyman's here.
He wears a big plastic heart.
He has stolen mine.
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