017 Rated C For Crap: January 20, 2006

Speaking of masturbating with corn oil...
(25 minutes)

RD wanted to vomit with rage after the Colts lost, so he went through his wrestling tapes. The first of WWF's 'Most Outrageous Matches' was Mabel vs Yokozuna. American Idol sucks. RD pitches American Immigrant instead, where people have to perform for a chance to enter the country. I'm surprised Fox hasn't made an attempt at making it yet.

Obscure Wrestling News: Luther Reigns was humiliated at the AVN award ceremony. Some random XPW jobbing couple won some "freedom of speech" award at the ceremony, so Blade distracts us with how he and his friend Don were found having fun with some corn oil. One Night In Chyna was the best-selling porn film last year, which says much about the state of the adult film industry.

Question of the Week needs intro music. Too Cold Matteo's logic question about how the toothless Boogeyman could bite off Jillian Hall's mole leaves Blade speechless.

Heidenreich was fired.

The Haiku:
Run, Run Heidenreich.
Run away. Live to anal
rape some other day.

Blade met Lita once at a car show. That's it. Speaking of going to masturbate with corn oil... 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Star Man to my Fighter Haysbusa, Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 10. Vomiting and rage, you getting busted with corn oil (2), you and corn oil, you, Blade Braxton and corn oil, Blade’s corn hole, good friends of the site, awards, anal rape
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 0.
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

  • Question of the Week from: Too Cold Matteo
    • Dear RD Blade, how could the Boogeyman have bitten off Jillian Hall's mole if he has no teeth? No sold.
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Heidenreich needs a blue pill?
    Run, Run Heidenreich.
    Run away. Live to anal
    rape some other day.

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