018 Announcements: January 27, 2006

(31 minutes)

Thanks to the snippet of Leonard Nimoy Presents Mr. Spock's Music From Outer Space (the album is awesome by the way, go find it), RD and Blade are geeks, nerds, poindexters. Blade has an autographed photo of Jameson on his wall, maybe the only autographed photo of Jameson in existence. An Announcement: Inductions of WrestleCrap will now occur more than once a month, thanks to the hiring of some new writers.

Obscure Wrestling News: Matt Morgan was arrested for impersonating a police officer in an attempt to pick up women. Zorak/Mantis Girl has been fired. Someone broke into the WrestleMania bus. There must be a huge warehouse of garbage from old WWF gimmicks. The Royal Rumble is this week. RD remembers the time that comedian Drew Carey once participated in it.

The Question of the Week now has a sting of MIDI trumpets from an old and obscure game, which RD says sucks. WWE has given five wrestlers one crappy gimmick (the Spirit Squad). Questioner Erik Majorwitz thinks that crappy gimmick should also involve Katie Vick.

Morning Dew Braxton's Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
They've got spirit yay.
Spirit Squad's got spirit yay.
They've got spirit gay.
RD: "That was the worst ending ever."

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Questioner of the Week Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Gorn to my redshirted Leslie, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 8. Jameson, classics, nerds, cumming on pillows, nerds (2), Spirit Squad, spirits, awful
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 2. Mr. Spock, Boyz II Men
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

  • Question of the Week now with trumpets from: Erik Majorwitz
    • Since the Spirit Squad debuted, has Vince called you inquiring if you would like to part with the Katie Vick outfit for an upcoming storyline? No sold.
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: 2, 4, 6, 8...
    They’ve got spirit yay.
    Spirit squad’s got spirit yay.
    They’ve got spirit gay.

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