015 Alien Ham: January 6, 2006

Alien Ham
(31 minutes)

RD is an idiot because he didn't do some thing on time or other. Speaking of shames... Blade received the He-Man and She-Ra Xmas Special. RD meanwhile received a cutout of a picture of his friend Diamond Dave. Cap'n Crunch is psychotic. In high school, Blade and his friend Don Mason had ham that looked like that thing that came out of that guy's chest in Alien. The alien ham rotted underneath his bed.

Obscure Wrestling News: Blade's 'cousin' Toni is posing in Playboy. Crush is offering to make you a personalized diet plan. Thea Vidale is Shelton Benjamin's mom. More developments with Tajiri and his house prisoner wife. Ricky Morton needs money from auctions RIGHT NOW...which don't complete until the end of the month.

Other drivers make him angry.
23 minutes in, "Real" Wrestling News. RD got through TiVoed Raw in five minutes. Edge mimicked Ric Flair in a road rage segment. Trish and Mickie James are in a lesbian angle.

Very Moving First Haiku of 2006:
I missed Raw Monday.
No clue what to talk about.
Lita's boobs are huge.

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • Jefferson D’Arcy to my Al Bundy, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 0.
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 8. Shames, homoerotic tights, tragedy, food, spoiled pieces of meat (2), being on thin ice, Lita
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 1. Happy Days
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
  • F-Bombs: 2. Blade, Blade
  • Trish Stratus References: 4
  • Mickie James References: 2

  • Question of the Week from: N/A
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Blade only knows two things:
    I missed Raw Monday.
    No clue what to talk about.
    Lita's boobs are huge.

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