029 "New and Improved": June 2, 2006

"New and Improved"
(43 minutes)

This show has a sponsor, globalinternet.net. (:02) After twenty-eight episodes, the audio has been set up properly.

RD's picture in Fighting Spirit magazine is Koko B. Ware's for some reason. He likes it. (:05)

Blade informs RD about Myspace. It's very coincidental that they get onto it just as it begins to die. (:10)

Still contains chicken parts.
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:13): it's impossible to improve Chicken in a Biskit. They took out the dairy.

Obscure Wrestling News: Mean Gene Okerlund was sued by Mene Gene Burgers' parent company. (:17) Eric Watts' booking for Great Championship Wrestling is making crowds flee. (:21) The Stu Hart mansion should be leveled. (:23)

Question of the Week from The Buzzkill 411: Khali's teeth are as big as your thumbs. (:28) Erik Majorwitz still hasn't received his prize yet, so Blade plans to frame a haiku for him.

Sci-Fi will push sci-fi angles on ECW. (:30) SmackDown gets a host, The Miz, while Ray Mysterio is constantly getting buried. (:35) SD and Raw suck.

Blade Braxton's Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
There's another Kane.
He looks like a tard in drag
him off my tee vee.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)


  • The Hamburgular to my Grimace, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 8. Shilling (2), cereal, Mean Gene on a birth control device, things being gone, crazy science fiction, Erik Watts, hideous
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 7. Ratt, Lee Majors, Fall Guy toys, Heather Thomas, Six Million Dollar Man, Paul Stanley (2)
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

  • Question of the Week from: The Buzzkill 411
    • For Blade: Since no can understand the Great Khali, do you think he likes crunchy or smooth peanut butter? Smooth. RD: Crunchy. 
  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    There's another Kane.
    He looks like a tard in drag
    him off my tee vee.

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